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Melissa
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A vampire rock opera movie that has an all Talking Heads soundtrack called Stop Biting Necks
Hope your holidays are totally tubular!
December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Would simply love to have an immune system for Christmas
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The new using AI models to try to sell a vintage dress thing is driving me insane like girl that's not even close to how the dress would look? And it somehow both got smaller and more fitted?
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Winter sheep parade! ❄️
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I would like to go back to The Format show
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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yes, tell your friends you love them. more importantly, tell pictures of animals you see online you love them
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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oh so women aren't allowed to have hobbies!?

(sneakily checking out a baddie's rack )
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My puppy went to doggy daycare for the first time last week, just one day. This morning she was so naughty that I swear she was doing everything in her power to make sure I brought her there (and I did). Very "trying to get sent to military school".
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Parenting while working while sick myself means I'm finally putting new batteries in Mr. Bucket
a blurry picture of a person playing with a yellow toy train in a living room .
Alt: Mr Bucket in an old commercial from the 90s
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Happy listen to Angel in the Snow until it's not about cocaine to all who celebrate!
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Cities 97? More like HARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICAGUITARHARMONICA
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Hey girl
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
There are people making millions of dollars making elaborate hamster mazes on YouTube and I'm mad I'm not one of them
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Not even done editing our Holiday cards and I want them to be out in the world
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM