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a friend is just an enemy you haven't betrayed yet † she, her † https://thereisnocia.com/
The Crowny. Like if The Crow were a pony. I don't know, I haven't seen the movie
the good news is your foal is healthy the bad news is he’s going to put on his sunglasses every time he delivers a perfect one-liner
December 27, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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Oh Fuck OFF
December 26, 2023 at 11:05 PM
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December 24, 2023 at 11:05 AM
every friend group got the one girl that destroyed the rescue beacon
guess who massively overslept?

well, better late than never. it’s the last Trash Tuesday of 2023 gimme your best ❤️ let’s make it count
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
December 27, 2023 at 1:04 AM
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ngl i feel like naming yourself corndad is just asking to become a bean dad-style meme at your own expense
September 15, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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Nostradamus: on the moon of the Corndad the Bluesky elders will dance with the Marty of Kings

Some French Guy: that sounds really exhausting man not gonna lie
September 15, 2023 at 9:24 PM
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ppl bag on cishet men so much bc often their sexuality is rooted in objectification (this is societal). so when they find u sexually attractive, they stop seeing u as a whole person & act accordingly (this feels bad). the cool thing abt this is they can def learn to recognize it & like. not do that
August 1, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Just in case any men out there are silently thinking something like "but how was that abusive?"

This is how
this is genuinely relieving to hear, i have been really nervous about how it was perceived and thought i would end up looking like the asshole :/
August 25, 2023 at 2:30 AM
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this is how every man who "didn't realize he was being creepy" talks to women online
August 25, 2023 at 1:08 AM
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now while i drink this glass of water Oppy Junior here will Become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds
August 25, 2023 at 2:06 AM
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION
August 25, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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heading out to the rave and screaming "WHO THE FUCK PUT THESE CHILDREN'S VITAMINS IN MY ECSTASY"
August 25, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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Sorry to burst your bubbles, everyone, but the mugshot photo is shopped.

I repeat: the photo is shopped.

This was taken in November ~20, 2020. This is his "I just lost my re-election" face.

tineye.com/search/a8c6e...
August 25, 2023 at 12:01 AM
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dudes will be like 'oh so your lady friends can compliment your dress but when i whistle and pant and make a-WOO-gah horn sounds, it's creepy?'
August 25, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Deleting the "what you deserve" part of the song so it's just "bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get HEAD LIKE A HOLE BLACK AS YOUR SOUL"
August 24, 2023 at 10:33 PM
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Hey.

I’m at a convention and I win a pair of earbuds if I get 30 likes on this LinkedIn post.

If you have a LinkedIn and you feel up for it, shoot me a like on there and connect with me.

Either way, I hope you have a great day!
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August 24, 2023 at 1:05 AM
I actually don’t need to see anyone’s nudes. My imagination is capable of things no nude could ever hope to accomplish
August 23, 2023 at 8:35 AM
"more like largo robbie" ---guy who thinks Margot Robbie is actually this tall for some reason
August 23, 2023 at 8:31 AM
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if you fell asleep first at the sleepover i would gently tuck you in then construct a ritual circle around your sleeping body and lead the remaining guests in chant
[waking you up with a leafblower at the sleepover] you said you wouldn’t fall asleep first!!
August 23, 2023 at 6:28 AM
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True story, I sat through one of the funniest spoonerism I’ve ever heard today, as an experienced teaching professional discussed how we needed to make more “data deformed incisions”
August 17, 2023 at 9:27 PM