Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise
@greytideskye.bsky.social
Too robust for just one station. Chief Requisitions Officer for The Stardust Initiative. (TSW Character #TSWRP #SWLRP) #HiveHum
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Do clowns suffer from domestic amuse?
vibecheck on this joke
vibecheck on this joke
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Do clowns suffer from domestic amuse?
vibecheck on this joke
vibecheck on this joke
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broke up with a fighting game girl over nair; I wanted to be hairless, she jumped straight up and punched me
December 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
broke up with a fighting game girl over nair; I wanted to be hairless, she jumped straight up and punched me
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I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was masking a house out of a photo for an edit and accidentally made an ontologically evil image
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
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Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
lyra.horse
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
Footfucking in a crypt can get a bit saucy. Tomb-a-toe saucy.
If you thought that was cheesy, or that I must be baked, then eat me and get constipated, 'cause you're a stuck up pizza shit.
If you thought that was cheesy, or that I must be baked, then eat me and get constipated, 'cause you're a stuck up pizza shit.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Footfucking in a crypt can get a bit saucy. Tomb-a-toe saucy.
If you thought that was cheesy, or that I must be baked, then eat me and get constipated, 'cause you're a stuck up pizza shit.
If you thought that was cheesy, or that I must be baked, then eat me and get constipated, 'cause you're a stuck up pizza shit.
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Who is Hazel, and why is she nutting into jars?
October 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Who is Hazel, and why is she nutting into jars?
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This was the post, good job everyone with your hard work today but, this was it, everyone pat yourselves on the back and head home it was a good team effort and this was The One
rapture thighs around my face, girl. i'm ready to meet god
September 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This was the post, good job everyone with your hard work today but, this was it, everyone pat yourselves on the back and head home it was a good team effort and this was The One
cadbury crime egg
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
cadbury crime egg
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Tony's Cinnamon Krunchers (2003-2006): Hexagonal cereal pieces with a texture that could best be described as "flat Crispix", covered in a cinnamon-sugar dusting that Tony the Tiger himself boasted would not wash off in milk
March 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Tony's Cinnamon Krunchers (2003-2006): Hexagonal cereal pieces with a texture that could best be described as "flat Crispix", covered in a cinnamon-sugar dusting that Tony the Tiger himself boasted would not wash off in milk
Had a dream that Jamraqoi dropped a rap that was 4 minutes 50 seconds of "I am a little forgetful. I stuck my dick in a pretzel," while waving his arms around in various abandoned elder care homes.
A documentary focused solely on his negotiations with a gymnast to appear in the music video
A documentary focused solely on his negotiations with a gymnast to appear in the music video
September 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Had a dream that Jamraqoi dropped a rap that was 4 minutes 50 seconds of "I am a little forgetful. I stuck my dick in a pretzel," while waving his arms around in various abandoned elder care homes.
A documentary focused solely on his negotiations with a gymnast to appear in the music video
A documentary focused solely on his negotiations with a gymnast to appear in the music video
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You might be “done” with COVID, but it’s not done w/ you
COVID isn’t even done w/ you after your acute infection
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks or months after your initial infection
It can exacerbate any pre-existing condition / cause new conditions (physical AND mental health conditions)
COVID isn’t even done w/ you after your acute infection
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks or months after your initial infection
It can exacerbate any pre-existing condition / cause new conditions (physical AND mental health conditions)
COVID is as relevant in 2025 as it was from 2020 to 2022
The gov’t & mainstream media wants you to 🙈 🙉 🙊
Your “mild” infection from weeks, months, or even yrs ago could be affecting your organs & immune system w/o you knowing
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks / months after the acute infection
The gov’t & mainstream media wants you to 🙈 🙉 🙊
Your “mild” infection from weeks, months, or even yrs ago could be affecting your organs & immune system w/o you knowing
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks / months after the acute infection
September 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You might be “done” with COVID, but it’s not done w/ you
COVID isn’t even done w/ you after your acute infection
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks or months after your initial infection
It can exacerbate any pre-existing condition / cause new conditions (physical AND mental health conditions)
COVID isn’t even done w/ you after your acute infection
#LongCOVID symptoms can appear weeks or months after your initial infection
It can exacerbate any pre-existing condition / cause new conditions (physical AND mental health conditions)
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Damn, are you fast paced and frantic, cause that ass is unreal
tournament 2004
tournament 2004
September 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Damn, are you fast paced and frantic, cause that ass is unreal
tournament 2004
tournament 2004
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i think often about this discussion between Yoshiyuki Tomino and Hideaki Anno. it's one of the funniest ways anyone has ever talked about restraint vs self indulgence in art.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i think often about this discussion between Yoshiyuki Tomino and Hideaki Anno. it's one of the funniest ways anyone has ever talked about restraint vs self indulgence in art.
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Remember Kids if someone is on fire do the following
1. Punch the person behind you in the face
2. Also give them a shot to the Kidney while Fisting the person in front of you
This will distract everyone so you can get out first
1. Punch the person behind you in the face
2. Also give them a shot to the Kidney while Fisting the person in front of you
This will distract everyone so you can get out first
September 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Remember Kids if someone is on fire do the following
1. Punch the person behind you in the face
2. Also give them a shot to the Kidney while Fisting the person in front of you
This will distract everyone so you can get out first
1. Punch the person behind you in the face
2. Also give them a shot to the Kidney while Fisting the person in front of you
This will distract everyone so you can get out first
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Every care tag on every article of clothing or bedding these days says "machine wash separately." My good sir just how many washing machines do you suppose I possess
September 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every care tag on every article of clothing or bedding these days says "machine wash separately." My good sir just how many washing machines do you suppose I possess