Lucy Bloom
@groan.bsky.social
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groan.bsky.social
I dont appreciate this
groan.bsky.social
See leftism you can choose to be normal about.

Sports fandom? Some people are just born in the Philadelphia area, can't be helped
groan.bsky.social
I agree in theory, but I have found the reality of rooting for a playoff team may be as stress inducing as the concerns of being sent to Guantanamo for public fruityness or whatever
groan.bsky.social
Kathryn is at her best here-

I think maybe the Mariners stinking for so long was a blessing in disguise, M's fans seem concerningly anxious about these games, even by playoff baseball fan standards...
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mikepetriello.bsky.social
Shockingly good pitching advice from this home trend magazine
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grantbrisbee.bsky.social
"If you give him enough chances, his luck will start turning," John Smoltz says about the player hitting over .500 with a 1.300 OPS in the postseason.
groan.bsky.social
I tabbed over and Judge was literally mid-trot
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labuzamovies.com
The guy with the 62 home run shirt under the 61 home runs is literally the “take off my guy fawkes mask to reveal my joker makeup” gag
groan.bsky.social
Says here in my media guide Kerry Carpenter's defensive position is "Nick Castellanos"

Adjust your expectations folks
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matttomic.bsky.social
You got it! Here's my crack at a translation
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cheeziebreezie.bsky.social
This picture of Cal made me laugh out loud

He looks like a 2nd grade line leader going to lunch
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kdcaseywrites.bsky.social
happy high-wire act/trebuchet day to all who celebrate
kdcaseywrites.bsky.social
as someone largely out of the pitching analysis game, I can say watching fried is like watching someone perform a very careful high-wire act and watching skubal is like watching someone bombard a city with a trebuchet
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
Reports indicate there has been a week-long gas leak at Bluesky HQ
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chadstanton.blacksky.app
The fact they jumped straight to AI actors modeled after women when, if I’m not mistaken, male actors are a higher labor cost kind of says it all doesn’t it,
groan.bsky.social
Sam Miller finally gets his 50 inning game
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daveholmes.bsky.social
Today’s speech will be known forever as the No Fats No Fems Address
groan.bsky.social
Maybe not, but he could probably squat them
groan.bsky.social
The thing I am always saying about Jose Ramirez is that he is not nearly small enough
groan.bsky.social
Named like he committed murder by dodgeball in an Ace Attorney game
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merrittk.com
they should build the star wars bacta tank. it doesnt even matter if it works i just want to float in a warm goo tube for a few hours