Dominic Hopton
grork.bsky.social
Dominic Hopton
@grork.bsky.social
Person, collection of elements producing something less than the sum of its parts. (Opinions are mine, and do not represent those of my employer)
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advent of code is on my backlog I’ll circle back to it next year
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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i will be semi-annoying about this, but only because i really want one? our Herdling calicorn plush is 80% funded… with ONE DAY LEFT.

please buy this goofy guy for your holidays!! so fluffy!! take us over the line!

www.makeship.com/products/cal...
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"evals" is only one finger slip away from "evils"
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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What is this for. Who finds this appealing. Why is so much money being spent on this. What is happening to peoples’ brains.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Microsoft’s latest 13-inch Surface Laptop is down to just $549.99. That’s a great price for a solid all-around laptop www.theverge.com/gadgets/8301...
Microsoft’s latest 13-inch Surface Laptop is down to $549.99, a new record low price
The laptop’s $350 off.
www.theverge.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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me, code isn't working: "I hate this. I should change professions. Going to live in a cave."

me, code works now: "This is amazing. I can do anything. Superlative experience, 10/10"
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can schedule teams messages and outlook messages so that they arrive on Monday if someone is out for thanksgiving week and it's not urgent
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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It’s pronounced Christmas jifts
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Best To Do app for me. This is one and only to do app that has ever stuck.

Please give them money.
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Across all the planets in the milky way the average number of trees per planet is at least 30
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Custom instructions in ChatGPT, Claude, etc, are a huge surface area for pranks. Get someone’s unlocked laptop, slip in a little something, ruin their ability to make good decisions about their life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Give me your best plots for the F1 2 movie.

My take: Archaeologists accidentally unearth a cursed sarcophagus underneath the Monaco pit lane, awakening the ancient spirit of a vengeful charioteer.

The curse falls on Sonny, who becomes a zombie obsessed with brains and racing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.

Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Internal memo: Meta plans to assess employees on their "AI-driven impact", which will be a "core expectation" of their performance from 2026 (Jyoti Mann/Business Insider)

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November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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All I'm saying is, if you're someone who has to go to tons of meetings, you should set "meetings" just for yourself, to book time for getting things done
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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My wife has been working 7 days a week for the last month, and her app is just two days away from launch. Based on their trajectory they’re a few thousand downloads away from ranking in the top 10 of the entire App Store. Can you do what I promise will be an enjoyable favor and preorder the game?
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November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Anyone else's MacBook Pro (M1) started 'hot bagging', and unlocking with their watch *when closed*? I notice it this week that if I plug it in, evne wiht ~100% charge, and get warm And today it unlocked when I plugged it in. With the lid closed. 😬
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Think of every meeting as an opportunity to figure out how to NOT have that meeting again.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Give them ample warning. Give them context so they can prepare. Remind them frequently of its importance. Be calm when it happens. Don’t panic when it goes sideways (it usually does). Look for learnings. Share those learnings. And repeat. Like forever.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Publisher was such a great leveler. It brought DTP to everyone. It was the AI Image Generator moment of it’s time.
Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM