Grubber & Friends
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Sugar, Spice, and "...copious, negligent melotonin and red 40 dosing." These are the ingredients to make a perfect litte Grub. But a cheap studio apartment on 3 Mile Island added another ingredient to the concoction: social isolation.
Sugar, Spice, and "...copious, negligent melotonin and red 40 dosing." These are the ingredients to make a perfect litte Grub. But a cheap studio apartment on 3 Mile Island added another ingredient to the concoction: social isolation.
Pinned
Can't wait for the next fiscal quarter when JD Vance says he was never on board with this, and people should elect him in 2028 for No New Wars.
America first?
No, new wars!
No, new wars!
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
America first?
No, new wars!
No, new wars!
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I went to the zoo once. Saw this thing called an amteater(?) More than enough for me.
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I went to the zoo once. Saw this thing called an amteater(?) More than enough for me.
M O U T H F E E L
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
M O U T H F E E L
I saw Dana Carvey in a Whole Foods when I was 7. He got down on one knee and said
I AM AND ALL ARE WE
without using his mouth.
I AM AND ALL ARE WE
without using his mouth.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I saw Dana Carvey in a Whole Foods when I was 7. He got down on one knee and said
I AM AND ALL ARE WE
without using his mouth.
I AM AND ALL ARE WE
without using his mouth.
If one more white teen in a snap back challenges me to a dance battle I will make pourus the divide between man and beast.
December 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If one more white teen in a snap back challenges me to a dance battle I will make pourus the divide between man and beast.
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December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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robogirl bimbofication but it's just getting emulated onto a platform that is two operating systems behind and using ddr3
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
robogirl bimbofication but it's just getting emulated onto a platform that is two operating systems behind and using ddr3
Gold: Solid gift. Give the impoverished could hard cash, no questions asked. No notes. 10/10
Frankincense: Thoughtful. He's going to be a religious leader, so he's gonna need incense. 8/10
Myrrh: Embalming resin. For a baby. A baby destined to come back to life and live forever. 0/10
Frankincense: Thoughtful. He's going to be a religious leader, so he's gonna need incense. 8/10
Myrrh: Embalming resin. For a baby. A baby destined to come back to life and live forever. 0/10
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gold: Solid gift. Give the impoverished could hard cash, no questions asked. No notes. 10/10
Frankincense: Thoughtful. He's going to be a religious leader, so he's gonna need incense. 8/10
Myrrh: Embalming resin. For a baby. A baby destined to come back to life and live forever. 0/10
Frankincense: Thoughtful. He's going to be a religious leader, so he's gonna need incense. 8/10
Myrrh: Embalming resin. For a baby. A baby destined to come back to life and live forever. 0/10
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.
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i dont get strip clubs. who wants to be horny in public around strangers
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i dont get strip clubs. who wants to be horny in public around strangers
My doctor says I'm no longer allowed to correlate.
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My doctor says I'm no longer allowed to correlate.
I know my phone is watching/listening because a man who looked like he was melting advised I take "divine probiotics," and it changed my location to Montana.
December 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I know my phone is watching/listening because a man who looked like he was melting advised I take "divine probiotics," and it changed my location to Montana.
Boxing Day celebrates the time Anthony Joshua obliterated Jake Paul's jaw.
December 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Boxing Day celebrates the time Anthony Joshua obliterated Jake Paul's jaw.
Never meat your enemies
Never meet your enemies
December 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Never meat your enemies
Well, the weather outside is frightful
but the fire is so delightful
and we've really no place to go
and she's touching his chest, now
he takes off her dress now
I just can't look,
It's killing me!
Let it Snow Let it Snow Let it Snow!
but the fire is so delightful
and we've really no place to go
and she's touching his chest, now
he takes off her dress now
I just can't look,
It's killing me!
Let it Snow Let it Snow Let it Snow!
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Well, the weather outside is frightful
but the fire is so delightful
and we've really no place to go
and she's touching his chest, now
he takes off her dress now
I just can't look,
It's killing me!
Let it Snow Let it Snow Let it Snow!
but the fire is so delightful
and we've really no place to go
and she's touching his chest, now
he takes off her dress now
I just can't look,
It's killing me!
Let it Snow Let it Snow Let it Snow!
Boldog Karácsonyt
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Boldog Karácsonyt
He asks, "Angolul?"
I say, "Igen, yes, but I'm tryna practice."
He says, "You're not Hungarian?"
I say, "No, I'm American."
He laughs and points to himself, "Brazilian! What are you doing here?"
I say, "Brother, what are YOU doing here?"
He laughs for about 2 minutes.
I say, "Igen, yes, but I'm tryna practice."
He says, "You're not Hungarian?"
I say, "No, I'm American."
He laughs and points to himself, "Brazilian! What are you doing here?"
I say, "Brother, what are YOU doing here?"
He laughs for about 2 minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
He asks, "Angolul?"
I say, "Igen, yes, but I'm tryna practice."
He says, "You're not Hungarian?"
I say, "No, I'm American."
He laughs and points to himself, "Brazilian! What are you doing here?"
I say, "Brother, what are YOU doing here?"
He laughs for about 2 minutes.
I say, "Igen, yes, but I'm tryna practice."
He says, "You're not Hungarian?"
I say, "No, I'm American."
He laughs and points to himself, "Brazilian! What are you doing here?"
I say, "Brother, what are YOU doing here?"
He laughs for about 2 minutes.
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i speak french to men, korean to my cats and in ultimatums to God
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i speak french to men, korean to my cats and in ultimatums to God
Lin Manuel Miranda at a fucking Briss, I shit you not.
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Lin Manuel Miranda at a fucking Briss, I shit you not.
Where are the hoes at this damn parade?
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Where are the hoes at this damn parade?
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Hell yeah Hungarian-style
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hell yeah Hungarian-style
Grubber's a tough thing to verify.
Friends, however...
Friends, however...
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Grubber's a tough thing to verify.
Friends, however...
Friends, however...
*wiping blood from my lower lip*
Heh
Pretty good for an INFP.
Heh
Pretty good for an INFP.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
*wiping blood from my lower lip*
Heh
Pretty good for an INFP.
Heh
Pretty good for an INFP.