Jae
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this weekend i did something i haven’t done in 30 years. i called a fart a “beefer.”
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
this weekend i did something i haven’t done in 30 years. i called a fart a “beefer.”
i truly hope that when the mystery of oak island is solved it’s just an engraved stone that is decoded to “DRINK MORE OVALTINE”
January 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i truly hope that when the mystery of oak island is solved it’s just an engraved stone that is decoded to “DRINK MORE OVALTINE”
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Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
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"Can you confirm whether Minnesota investigators are being told that they can't access evidence because the FBI isn't willing to work jointly with them?"
Mayor Frey: "That is my understanding."
Mayor Frey: "That is my understanding."
January 9, 2026 at 5:57 AM
"Can you confirm whether Minnesota investigators are being told that they can't access evidence because the FBI isn't willing to work jointly with them?"
Mayor Frey: "That is my understanding."
Mayor Frey: "That is my understanding."
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This would be a good moment for top editors in our major news organizations to call a meeting to announce to their staff that Trump has lost his mind and you don’t have to cover him like he’s normal anymore.
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This would be a good moment for top editors in our major news organizations to call a meeting to announce to their staff that Trump has lost his mind and you don’t have to cover him like he’s normal anymore.
ice is now killing white folks. i feel like there’s some sort of relevant piece of prose about this.
January 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
ice is now killing white folks. i feel like there’s some sort of relevant piece of prose about this.
it’s cute that ice claims to be law enforcement. they aren’t enforcing any known laws by disappearing people without cause or due process.
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
it’s cute that ice claims to be law enforcement. they aren’t enforcing any known laws by disappearing people without cause or due process.
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American netizens are devising ingenious puns to avoid the country's pervasive online censorship.
Turns out Instagram will immediately delete your story if you attempt to write “Fuck ICE,” so that’s fun.
January 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
American netizens are devising ingenious puns to avoid the country's pervasive online censorship.
at least it’s not the passive voice being used. baby steps. baby steps. #fuckICE #fucktrump
BREAKING: An ICE agent fatally shot a woman accused of trying to run over officers with her car during an immigration crackdown in Minneapolis.
ICE agent shoots and kills a woman during the Minneapolis immigration crackdown
Authorities say a federal agent shot and killed a Minneapolis motorist when she allegedly tried to run over law enforcement officers during an immigration crackdown in the city.
bit.ly
January 7, 2026 at 7:22 PM
at least it’s not the passive voice being used. baby steps. baby steps. #fuckICE #fucktrump
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Trump regime ICE troops murdered a US citizen, a woman in Minneapolis. She was shot point blank in the face according to witnesses. Footage shows her drive away as an ICE trooper shoots into her car window, causing her car to lose control.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Trump regime ICE troops murdered a US citizen, a woman in Minneapolis. She was shot point blank in the face according to witnesses. Footage shows her drive away as an ICE trooper shoots into her car window, causing her car to lose control.
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There’s no compromise to be made. Destroy and prosecute ICE.
January 7, 2026 at 6:46 PM
There’s no compromise to be made. Destroy and prosecute ICE.
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Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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Gerber Singles (1974-1974): Assuming that single people were as helpless to feed themselves as babies, Gerber put out a line of single-serve heat and eat meals and desserts for adults in their signature glass jars, such as beef burgundy, sweet n sour pork, and turkey mornay
October 31, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Gerber Singles (1974-1974): Assuming that single people were as helpless to feed themselves as babies, Gerber put out a line of single-serve heat and eat meals and desserts for adults in their signature glass jars, such as beef burgundy, sweet n sour pork, and turkey mornay
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i wanna try one of those dickens puddings thats like lard and raisins that they boil in a towel for a month. not enough to do it myself though
December 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
i wanna try one of those dickens puddings thats like lard and raisins that they boil in a towel for a month. not enough to do it myself though
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
this is why you never sign up for a pornhub account. just lurk, like a regular horn dog.
Hackers Stole Millions of PornHub Users’ Data for Extortion
Plus: Cisco discloses a zero-day with no available patch, Venezuela accuses the US of a cyberattack, and more.
www.wired.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
this is why you never sign up for a pornhub account. just lurk, like a regular horn dog.
hear me out. a sequel to edward scissorhands. it’s jonas baddragonhands.
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
hear me out. a sequel to edward scissorhands. it’s jonas baddragonhands.
what a bunch of losers. go out, touch grass, buy real drugs, do them yourself. fucking dweebs.
An online marketplace is selling code modules that simulate the effects of cannabis, ketamine, cocaine, ayahuasca, and alcohol when they are uploaded to ChatGPT. www.wired.com/story/people...
People Are Paying to Get Their Chatbots High on ‘Drugs’
An online marketplace is selling code modules that simulate the effects of cannabis, ketamine, cocaine, ayahuasca, and alcohol when they are uploaded to ChatGPT.
www.wired.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
what a bunch of losers. go out, touch grass, buy real drugs, do them yourself. fucking dweebs.
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when the potter game came out and trans ppl were saying not to buy the game bc it would fund our own oppression there were fucking think pieces about how mean we were about that and meanwhile ive seen someone get blocked from a bunch of their favorite artists for sharing ai benis pemps memes like
ive said it like a trillion times but i wish ppl brought this kinda energy to trans rights
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
when the potter game came out and trans ppl were saying not to buy the game bc it would fund our own oppression there were fucking think pieces about how mean we were about that and meanwhile ive seen someone get blocked from a bunch of their favorite artists for sharing ai benis pemps memes like
for real though, telling me that we’re exploring how to use ai in our business just makes me hate corporate america more. i don’t trust ai already because it’s being forced down my throat by big tech. executive insistence internally doesn’t exactly make me want to use it.
December 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
for real though, telling me that we’re exploring how to use ai in our business just makes me hate corporate america more. i don’t trust ai already because it’s being forced down my throat by big tech. executive insistence internally doesn’t exactly make me want to use it.
corporate town halls feel like a giant waste of time. yeah, i know you’ve all heard about ai and have somehow been convinced ai is useful and not some new tech bubble. do execs not exist in the same world of news and tech everyone else does?
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
corporate town halls feel like a giant waste of time. yeah, i know you’ve all heard about ai and have somehow been convinced ai is useful and not some new tech bubble. do execs not exist in the same world of news and tech everyone else does?
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Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/