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"There seems little point in wasting time on such an explanation since you would be incapable of understanding it."

Soon to be laid off IT consultant at a global megacorp.
I am not old enough to read DMs.
He/Him.
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Public Service Announcement: Flash Gordon is on ITV4.
a man with a beard is wearing a helmet and wings and says [ laughs ]
Alt: Brian Blessed just laughing. The GIF has no sound and I’m deaf, yet I can somehow still hear it. Oh, he’s some kind of hawk man.
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Around 26,000 of the neediest people in County Durham will have to start paying council tax next year...

About 2,400 others who already pay some council tax will lose part of their rebate.

Women and the disabled will be disproportionately affected.

Not quite what Reform UK had promised.
Council tax shock for thousands of Durham’s poorest – thanks to Reform UK
Durham will scrap full council-tax rebates, forcing 26,000 low-income working-age residents to start paying for the first time
northeastbylines.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Everyone knows St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland & St George slew that dragon. So why isn’t it common knowledge that St Andrew punched a pterodactyl in the face?

Happy St Andrew’s Day
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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So take this in. Straight from the NATO meeting after Russia’s attack Britain’s primary military town, Salisbury, Boris Johnson flew unofficially to party in Umbria with a former KGB officer working for the Kremlin.

Can anyone tell me how this has been forgotten?

It is Profumo on stilts
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Paul Doyle, the Liverpool parade car attacker. You never have to dig too deep. This explains everything. Hate.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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It becomes obvious very early on in U.N.C.L.E how much of an asset David McCallum is and with remarkable grace and generosity, Robert Vaughn shifts sideways to accomodate him. It becomes a two-man show, with Leo G in sterling support.
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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If anything online gambling should have punitive VAT treatment. Externalities and costs to society of it going wrong for people clicking on their phones are borne by the public instead of those making a mint off it...
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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That’s a long way of saying “The British press routinely collaborates with then imposes very obvious bullshit artists scammers on the public, while pretending they are very legit and organically popular”.
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Here's our reaction to today's Budget...
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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5 years ago today, Pandemic Year. It had been a month since I opened my "side project" (lol) cat rescue in the spare room of my flat in London.

I saw an ad for a male kitten with "balance & walking problems" who urgently needed a home. And so it began. HAPPY SMOL PAUL DAY!
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Well now!
We're back for a trip to the BFI and behind the scenes of the new effects work on Series B of Blake's 7 with @chrisxl5.bsky.social
We’re back! This week on Maximum Power join us for our #Blakes7 Series B BFI and blu-ray box set bumper episode, with special guests, model makers, Richard Ashton and Chris Thompson.

maximumpowerpodcast.com/64/
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Oh my god who fucking cares lads. Why are you basing policy on whether or not you're meeting a budget forecast by a billion here or there, it's not real. There are far more important things to concern yourself with!
This OBR/Treasury row on who said what, when... is very muddy and complicated.

A few points:
• idea that the OBR said on Oct 31 Reeves was already meeting her target by £4b isn't really the full picture - fcast excluded the welfare u-turns since March (some media have pointed that out, others not)
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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The EU are removing their de minimis threshold next year. So that will be the EU added to the growing list of places that I can’t sell to.
As a small business it’s getting harder and harder to keep going.
Fuck brexit and all who sail in her. 🤬
a man sitting at a desk with a panda bear on his arm
Alt: A Panda smashing up an office
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Enjoying the brilliant #Blakes7 second series blu-ray? The Series B Production Diary is the perfect companion, diving even deeper into the making of that pivotal series. You can grab a massive 30% off now with code BOOKGIFT30. Available from cultedge.art OFFER ENDS TOMORROW!
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Beautymost remindy of warmly sunshile in Summerloppers

Deep joy.

#SundayPixCritters

#SundayPix
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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See all those green circles? That's Scottish on- and off-shore wind generation, right now.

We generate more than we need. It's the cheapest way to generate electricity. And yet Westminster ensures that Scotland has amongst the highest energy prices in the UK/Europe.

www.energydashboard.co.uk/map
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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I’ve had what little PIP I was awarded taken from me and “re-awarded” four times over the past 16 years, causing me terrible mental anguish. So the Mail, The Sun and let’s face it, their dreadful readership can poke their “Benefit Street” headlines up their clenched arseholes. Nobody likes a bully.
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Jim Bowen is furious that he won the Rolls Royce on Bullseye. “I wanted the boat,” he told reporters.
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Wanted to shoehorn in a trouser press joke, but it would have spoiled the visual gag. So here it is.

bsky.app/profile/chri...
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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116 countries voted yes to prosecute Afghanistan and the Taliban for it’s treatment of women and children.

I’ll say that again.

WOMEN AND CHILDREN.

Two countries voted no on prosecuting.

A guess which two?!?!?!?

U.S.A. and Israel.
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Starting a campaign to bring back the On The Record crocodile
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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You need one of these
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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It's Private Walker from "Dad's Army"!
Also, I recently found out about Herman's much, much more fun and badass younger brother Albert.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_...
Albert Göring - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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The Time has come for Whamaggedon!!

It's an easy game if you hear Last Christmas by Wham! From the 1st to 24th of December. You are out

Post with #Whamaggedon and say im out

Do not ruin it for others no posting the video on wulferhampton feeds, or an appointment with The Duty Torturer & death
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM