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Free Palestine other than that it’s all jokes he/him
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Sinners (2025)
May 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
May 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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My favorite things to bring up whenever right wing chuds gush about Star Wars is that Solo was a drug runner and the movie was a critique on America's Vietnam war
soy occupied government
May 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
@wheeler.bsky.social you really did it
April 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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i don't really have any patience for the "buildings are clothes" argument. people insist that since cars are clothes, buildings must be as well. the important difference is that a car provides you with a belt to wear. that's an outfit. to insist a house is an outfit is absurd to the point of farce
April 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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The government arguing that it can send anyone it wants to a foreign concentration camp - which is exactly what they're doing by ignoring due process and defying the courts - should absolutely terrify everyone.

We are very seriously looking into leaving the county. It is no longer safe here.
April 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Edibles culture has gone too far and it is DANGEROUS. NO to infused matcha croissants made with French butter. NO to salted goats-milk caramel corn. NO to fresh-fruit-juice gummies. Edibles should taste like they were made in a garage so that, this is important, I don’t love them and want to eat 5.
April 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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the whole concept of insider trading is a funny admission cuz it basically insists gambling is more ethical than whatever the stock market is naturally inclined to be
November 4, 2023 at 4:23 PM
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strange paradox where i hate internet ads but i'm kind of nostalgic for television commercials
April 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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it’s time to let go of your attachment to material possessions. learn a trade. move out of the city. start a farm. buy a rifle. practice woodworking. train how to shoot from a distance of at least 500 meters. grow your own food. study the blueprints of certain government buildings. raise chickens
April 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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when people argue with me about due process and how they'd be fine bc they're citizens, I just say "You can't prove you have the right papers if you go straight to prison and never get to show anyone your papers" and then most of them get it
April 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Country applauding his 25 hours of speeching about how to do better and the dude just walks off the stage to vote for genocide. Just 15 elected Senators aren't fully pro-genocide, pro-apartheid, pro-gang rape, pro-massacres, pro-human rights violations. Is that just the very best the US can be?
April 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
How we doing on this chat
If the Switch two doesn’t cost at least $500 Nintendo is allergic to money. Would love to be wrong
I'm guessing $349-399, what you think? #Switch2
April 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The genocide
We could have had the smart Black lady, full employment and a booming stock market 😑
April 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Weakling
i think i'm just gonna grow weed in the ditch behind my apartment because nothing matters anymore, might as well get high and ride the end times
April 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Vindicated once again for my “I don’t believe in all that” approach to stocks
April 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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the world of finance abandoned the beauties of Woke for the dark and evil fruits of anti-woke sentiment and edginess and their reward for embracing the hateful culture war was complete collapse of their money
April 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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there’s actually nothing to worry about unless you have to drive a lot or drive a little or pay rent or eat food
April 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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it worries me when the narrative about trump is that “it’s dumbasses that don’t know what they’re doing”. they know exactly what they’re doing. peter thiel is a close ally of trump and owns JD vance. peter thiel is a believer in curtis yarvin thought, which is 100% in line with what’s happening
April 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Hot take (?) video games going up in price is normal and should be expected as literal decades pass, the issue is that WAGES have not gone up in that time!

Game companies should really be hugely in favor of supporting higher wages societally. We literally rely on disposable income.
gamers are a price-sensitive group. and i say this as one of them, of course.

but it's worth noting that $60 thirty years ago is $130 now with inflation. and we would all (even me!) balk at paying $130 for final fantasy 6 if it were released today. and that's one of the all-time best!
April 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Pretty much all art is just epic poems with [_______] instead of poems about fights
Wrestling is just musicals but with fights instead of songs
April 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.
April 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM