Cassie, Anxious Millennial Pixie
@cassieceleste.bsky.social
Lady of the Summer Court. Incomprehensible to The Cis. I will help you become your truest self. When the whole world turns chaotic, we must be the better part of chaos.
Also: good luck finding interesting contemporary books available to pirate anywhere! Book piracy is basically just, like, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, and 5,000 scammy self-help or get rich quick books.
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piracy is a completely aspirational problem for any author in america to have and i think anyone trying to stake out an anti-piracy position is a demon full stop
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Also: good luck finding interesting contemporary books available to pirate anywhere! Book piracy is basically just, like, Stephen King, Tom Clancy, and 5,000 scammy self-help or get rich quick books.
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"They keep banning erotica!"
"The entire US economy is three AI bubbles in a trench coat!"
I have a fix here. Take all the money from AI, and give it to erotica content creators.
"The entire US economy is three AI bubbles in a trench coat!"
I have a fix here. Take all the money from AI, and give it to erotica content creators.
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"They keep banning erotica!"
"The entire US economy is three AI bubbles in a trench coat!"
I have a fix here. Take all the money from AI, and give it to erotica content creators.
"The entire US economy is three AI bubbles in a trench coat!"
I have a fix here. Take all the money from AI, and give it to erotica content creators.
this is so funny because there are 1,000 cautionary movies where the profit-hungry company says "GET IT BACK ON THE MARKET NOW" after someone raises a safety concern
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AI Teddy Bear Back on the Market After Getting Caught Telling Kids How to Find Pills and Start Fires
The AI-powered teddy bear "Kumma" from FoloToy is now being sold again, following a week-long internal safety review.
futurism.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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I hope Hangman sets Joe’s house on fire on Wednesday
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I hope Hangman sets Joe’s house on fire on Wednesday
This is a respectable ordering! It correctly identifies the original trilogy as great, rejects prequel revisionism, has actual respect for The Last Jedi, and puts Rise of Skywalker exactly where it belongs.
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haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is a respectable ordering! It correctly identifies the original trilogy as great, rejects prequel revisionism, has actual respect for The Last Jedi, and puts Rise of Skywalker exactly where it belongs.
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with the reveal on X of how many rw influencer accounts are Not From Here, it should be pretty obvious by now that there are social technologies that can be weaponized and bits of the human psyche that can be exploited at scale that demand regulation and prevention
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
with the reveal on X of how many rw influencer accounts are Not From Here, it should be pretty obvious by now that there are social technologies that can be weaponized and bits of the human psyche that can be exploited at scale that demand regulation and prevention
I was gutted when Hangman lost at Full Gear, but the more I think about it, the more I like it.
Hangman got his redemption. He destroyed Moxley's aura and political movement. He proved he can defend his title from the top in a proactive way and set the tone for the company. He made his point.
Hangman got his redemption. He destroyed Moxley's aura and political movement. He proved he can defend his title from the top in a proactive way and set the tone for the company. He made his point.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I was gutted when Hangman lost at Full Gear, but the more I think about it, the more I like it.
Hangman got his redemption. He destroyed Moxley's aura and political movement. He proved he can defend his title from the top in a proactive way and set the tone for the company. He made his point.
Hangman got his redemption. He destroyed Moxley's aura and political movement. He proved he can defend his title from the top in a proactive way and set the tone for the company. He made his point.
I definitely know a few male monsterfuckers, but most of us transitioned so we can be lesbian monsterfuckers.
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Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I definitely know a few male monsterfuckers, but most of us transitioned so we can be lesbian monsterfuckers.
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Something ive noticed in the aew fan base is that it seems to be mostly women rooting for the completely unhinged violence. Blood drinking, nails stuck in the skin, unhinged feral violence and the girlie's with flowers in their username are gonna go crazy for it. Love that for us.
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Something ive noticed in the aew fan base is that it seems to be mostly women rooting for the completely unhinged violence. Blood drinking, nails stuck in the skin, unhinged feral violence and the girlie's with flowers in their username are gonna go crazy for it. Love that for us.
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This looks like Jon Moxley doing a bit
Best thing to come out of this Eagles/Cowboys game are these images of Jake Elliott on the sidelines
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This looks like Jon Moxley doing a bit
If Mamdani can get conservatives to respect him *without sacrificing his ideals or promises* then he's far more likely to succeed than if he pisses everyone off.
I'll side-eye him if he backtracks on what he ran on, but until then, I'm cautiously optimistic.
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I'll side-eye him if he backtracks on what he ran on, but until then, I'm cautiously optimistic.
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Saw a post saying I should be mad that Zohran is an "appeaser/collaborator" for speaking with Trump. What the fuck are you on about? By all accounts he didn't back down from anything, including his belief that Trump is a fascist, and charmed the shit outta him. Some people just can't take a win.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If Mamdani can get conservatives to respect him *without sacrificing his ideals or promises* then he's far more likely to succeed than if he pisses everyone off.
I'll side-eye him if he backtracks on what he ran on, but until then, I'm cautiously optimistic.
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I'll side-eye him if he backtracks on what he ran on, but until then, I'm cautiously optimistic.
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
Every time Speedball wrestles, he sells so well that there's online discourse about whether or not he's actually hurt.
And last night he sold so well that Shelton Benjamin tried to audible into a slightly earlier finish but the ref didn't hear him and it ended up seeming like a Speedball botch.
And last night he sold so well that Shelton Benjamin tried to audible into a slightly earlier finish but the ref didn't hear him and it ended up seeming like a Speedball botch.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Every time Speedball wrestles, he sells so well that there's online discourse about whether or not he's actually hurt.
And last night he sold so well that Shelton Benjamin tried to audible into a slightly earlier finish but the ref didn't hear him and it ended up seeming like a Speedball botch.
And last night he sold so well that Shelton Benjamin tried to audible into a slightly earlier finish but the ref didn't hear him and it ended up seeming like a Speedball botch.
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So... spells.
We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.
And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.
The old ways are new again.
We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.
And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.
The old ways are new again.
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So... spells.
We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.
And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.
The old ways are new again.
We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.
And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.
The old ways are new again.
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This morning, I learned that Karen O is married to a man called Barnaby, and I don't like anything about it.
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This morning, I learned that Karen O is married to a man called Barnaby, and I don't like anything about it.
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Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
When my cat Ellie died a few weeks ago, there were about 24 hours when I saw her out of the corner of my eye or heard her meow. My partner had the same thing happen to them. A day later, the experiences stopped.
I like to think she was saying goodbye before moving on.
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I like to think she was saying goodbye before moving on.
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Was ghost agnostic until we were haunted for a month by the ghost of my wife’s cat that got hit by a car. Heard his bell and claws on the hallway tile frequently.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
When my cat Ellie died a few weeks ago, there were about 24 hours when I saw her out of the corner of my eye or heard her meow. My partner had the same thing happen to them. A day later, the experiences stopped.
I like to think she was saying goodbye before moving on.
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I like to think she was saying goodbye before moving on.
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Transmasc autobiography titled "You've Got Male!"
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Transmasc autobiography titled "You've Got Male!"
Listen, I've been making offerings to Pele since I was six years old. She's definitely capricious and prone to anger, but I'm sure everyone has been treating her land with the reverence and respect it deserves, so it should be totally fine.
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November 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Listen, I've been making offerings to Pele since I was six years old. She's definitely capricious and prone to anger, but I'm sure everyone has been treating her land with the reverence and respect it deserves, so it should be totally fine.
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eBay is fun
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
eBay is fun
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Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Time to bring back this Patricia Lockwood banger.
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There have been so many improvements to automobile safety over the past few decades, for both passengers and pedestrians, and in the USA it's all been offset (and then some) by these towering trucks and SUVs with front grills twice as high as kids.
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how to say “fuck them kids” in a single image
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
There have been so many improvements to automobile safety over the past few decades, for both passengers and pedestrians, and in the USA it's all been offset (and then some) by these towering trucks and SUVs with front grills twice as high as kids.
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It's so funny that wrestling seemingly picked out one dude to watch all the matches and give out canonical star ratings to each one.
Perhaps he was cursed to watch and rate every single match every week, no matter what, and it's best to let him complete his task lest the gods pass it along to you.
Perhaps he was cursed to watch and rate every single match every week, no matter what, and it's best to let him complete his task lest the gods pass it along to you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's so funny that wrestling seemingly picked out one dude to watch all the matches and give out canonical star ratings to each one.
Perhaps he was cursed to watch and rate every single match every week, no matter what, and it's best to let him complete his task lest the gods pass it along to you.
Perhaps he was cursed to watch and rate every single match every week, no matter what, and it's best to let him complete his task lest the gods pass it along to you.
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transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.