Guy Shammguy
@guyshammguy.bsky.social
Middle aged blueskyer. Which is to say, a blueskyer.
It took me about halfway through Catch-22 before I realized the way to read it is as a series of loosely-tied-together vignettes.
January 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
It took me about halfway through Catch-22 before I realized the way to read it is as a series of loosely-tied-together vignettes.
Well, the St. John's/Providence game is fun, so there's that. Feel like every St. John's game is a slugfest
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Well, the St. John's/Providence game is fun, so there's that. Feel like every St. John's game is a slugfest
Enough with this coy will-I-or-won't-I stuff. Just request a damn trade, Giannis. Nobody will blame you, least of all Bucks fans
Giannis Antetokounmpo has been very candid in his postgame media sessions since he returned, and after the loss vs. Washington he was very pointed & outlined changes for Bucks to start winning.
“I don’t think we understand this could make us or break us.”
🔖 #NBASky
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“I don’t think we understand this could make us or break us.”
🔖 #NBASky
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Giannis Antetokounmpo outlined changes for Bucks to start winning
Giannis Antetokounmpo had strong words for the Bucks after a disappointing loss to Washington: 'This could make us or break us.'
www.jsonline.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Enough with this coy will-I-or-won't-I stuff. Just request a damn trade, Giannis. Nobody will blame you, least of all Bucks fans
This is the most Norm MacDonald-like joke anyone not named Norm MacDonald has ever made. "Insanely surpassed" is a perfect phrasing.
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is the most Norm MacDonald-like joke anyone not named Norm MacDonald has ever made. "Insanely surpassed" is a perfect phrasing.
Every Super Bowl, a not insignificant portion of America bets the over on the anthem's run time. We can drop the phony reverence already
Craig Carton did not think highly of LeBron James practicing his golf swing during the national anthem before a Lakers game.
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Craig Carton calls out LeBron James for disrespecting national anthem
Craig Carton did not think highly of LeBron James practicing his golf swing during the national anthem before a Lakers game.
awfulannouncing.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Every Super Bowl, a not insignificant portion of America bets the over on the anthem's run time. We can drop the phony reverence already
Nobody told me Jay Kelly was a 2+ hour George Clooney midlife crisis set to film. God damn man, get it together.
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Nobody told me Jay Kelly was a 2+ hour George Clooney midlife crisis set to film. God damn man, get it together.
Mike F's tweets were the incredibly rare ones that got me to actually Laugh Out Loud
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Mike F's tweets were the incredibly rare ones that got me to actually Laugh Out Loud
When I realized she is also the girl from Ladybugs, I had to ride around in a cab for an entire night trying to stumble on a sex orgy
It's a pure coincidence, but it was always crazy to me how much Arianne Zucker in the ACCESS HOLLYWOOD tape looks like Domino (Vinessa Shaw) in EYES WIDE SHUT
December 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
When I realized she is also the girl from Ladybugs, I had to ride around in a cab for an entire night trying to stumble on a sex orgy
To Virginians: you got the dud!
December 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
To Virginians: you got the dud!
My 13-yr-old son just now after watching Jingle All the Way for the first time
what the FUCK was that
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My 13-yr-old son just now after watching Jingle All the Way for the first time
Snoop Dogg has overstayed his welcome in the spotlight. Go fuck off to daytime TV or something, man.
December 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Snoop Dogg has overstayed his welcome in the spotlight. Go fuck off to daytime TV or something, man.
Every song a banger, perfect sequencing, perfect single, and Shattuck at her screamin' peak
December 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Every song a banger, perfect sequencing, perfect single, and Shattuck at her screamin' peak
How did the standard depiction of sex in TV shows and movies become the guy and girl simultaneously and rapidly plopping their heads down on their respective pillows?
December 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
How did the standard depiction of sex in TV shows and movies become the guy and girl simultaneously and rapidly plopping their heads down on their respective pillows?
How do I transform my family from an NFL one to an NBA one? Wemby stunting all over the Thunder can't not be compelling to any casual observer
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
How do I transform my family from an NFL one to an NBA one? Wemby stunting all over the Thunder can't not be compelling to any casual observer
Tyler Kolek Christmas legend
December 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Tyler Kolek Christmas legend
How have no professional sports leagues claimed Christmas Eve yet? The *Hawaii Bowl* is our only offering across the entire sportsscape?
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
How have no professional sports leagues claimed Christmas Eve yet? The *Hawaii Bowl* is our only offering across the entire sportsscape?
Lydia Tár getting honored at the Kennedy Center for her rousing conduction of The Zelda Theme Song
I wish Lydia Tár was real so she could appear on one of the new CBS debate shows
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Lydia Tár getting honored at the Kennedy Center for her rousing conduction of The Zelda Theme Song
What are you doing this Christmas break? I plan to drink, play some basketball, and scribble psychotic-looking marginalia in the new Pynchon novel.
December 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What are you doing this Christmas break? I plan to drink, play some basketball, and scribble psychotic-looking marginalia in the new Pynchon novel.
Im gonna get a netflix special by lip syncing her parts of these CBS debates
Stand strong against clapter, friends
saw someone on here made a Bari Weiss CBS pitchbot account. this is where I draw the line!
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Im gonna get a netflix special by lip syncing her parts of these CBS debates
Oh man, I can't wait to hear the children's song. I've heard they've practiced all year long.
Children: DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
Man this sucks
Children: DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
Man this sucks
December 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Standing in front of a brick wall with an enormous shoulder-padded jacket: "Why don't you just make the whole [Epstein Files] out of the black box?"
December 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Standing in front of a brick wall with an enormous shoulder-padded jacket: "Why don't you just make the whole [Epstein Files] out of the black box?"
If only he had a true liberal arts education instead of a STEM-based one, he would not have become the most notorious sexual predator of the modern era
I can think of worse things about him than this but OK
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If only he had a true liberal arts education instead of a STEM-based one, he would not have become the most notorious sexual predator of the modern era
Got my first Xmas card made by AI, complete with an avatar of the family and a whimsical recap of their year. RETURN TO SENDER
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Got my first Xmas card made by AI, complete with an avatar of the family and a whimsical recap of their year. RETURN TO SENDER