bree
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they’re taking away tiktok so now i’m here i guess??
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premier post on Flashes
{Sign of the times}
{Sign of the times}
March 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
premier post on Flashes
{Sign of the times}
{Sign of the times}
this is motherhood idc what you say
February 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is motherhood idc what you say
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Join us in solidarity—fly your American flag upside down, the traditional signal of distress and extreme emergency.
February 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Join us in solidarity—fly your American flag upside down, the traditional signal of distress and extreme emergency.
yeah i get that cats are descended from lions and everything but mine just fell asleep watching a bird feeder livestream on youtube so the relationship gotta be distant as hell
January 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
yeah i get that cats are descended from lions and everything but mine just fell asleep watching a bird feeder livestream on youtube so the relationship gotta be distant as hell
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The florist I use for my mom called to tell me he was giving me a free upgrade. He said “I don’t care about money anymore. I only care about beauty.”
If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.
If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.
January 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The florist I use for my mom called to tell me he was giving me a free upgrade. He said “I don’t care about money anymore. I only care about beauty.”
If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.
If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.
me after my accountant told me i don’t have to pay into the IRS this year: 🤩🥳😋😍😁
me after remembering that no matter what i paid in taxes, i still paid more than the average billionaire does: 🤯😡🤬😠😑
me after remembering that no matter what i paid in taxes, i still paid more than the average billionaire does: 🤯😡🤬😠😑
January 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM
me after my accountant told me i don’t have to pay into the IRS this year: 🤩🥳😋😍😁
me after remembering that no matter what i paid in taxes, i still paid more than the average billionaire does: 🤯😡🤬😠😑
me after remembering that no matter what i paid in taxes, i still paid more than the average billionaire does: 🤯😡🤬😠😑
i’ll continue to call it the gulf of mexico because “gulf of xenophobic power play” is just a little too wordy
Google on Monday said its maps will use names for Denali and the Gulf of Mexico favored by President Donald Trump — Mount McKinley and Gulf of America — when federal maps make the switch.
Google says it plans to use Trump's new names for Denali, Gulf of Mexico
The search and advertising giant said it would change its Google Maps names to Mount McKinley and Gulf of America once they're officially changed by federal officials.
www.nbcnews.com
January 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i’ll continue to call it the gulf of mexico because “gulf of xenophobic power play” is just a little too wordy
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Sharing this little piece from two years ago because this feels like a fun space to do it in #embroidery #artist
January 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sharing this little piece from two years ago because this feels like a fun space to do it in #embroidery #artist
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i have to leave my kitten overnight at the vet for surgery tonight and i want you to know that i already feel like a parent getting ready to drop her kid off at daycare for the first time
January 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i have to leave my kitten overnight at the vet for surgery tonight and i want you to know that i already feel like a parent getting ready to drop her kid off at daycare for the first time
since instagram and i are taking a break from each other (fuck you, zuckerberg), i’ve decided to report my 2025 revolutionary reading studies here. let’s do a rundown on the books completed so far…
January 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
since instagram and i are taking a break from each other (fuck you, zuckerberg), i’ve decided to report my 2025 revolutionary reading studies here. let’s do a rundown on the books completed so far…
relaying current events to my mom over text has become a new favorite hobby of mine
January 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
relaying current events to my mom over text has become a new favorite hobby of mine
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WHICH PEOPLE, PLANET OR PIECE WAS YOUR LAST PLACE FINISH A VICTORY FOR, JILL STEIN?!
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
WHICH PEOPLE, PLANET OR PIECE WAS YOUR LAST PLACE FINISH A VICTORY FOR, JILL STEIN?!
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Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
whelp, this just made me decide to cancel one of my streaming services and redirect those funds toward my favorite magazine that publishes work from independent journalists, so thanks for that NYT!!
This is the cowardice of The New York Times. Legacy media is failing.
January 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
whelp, this just made me decide to cancel one of my streaming services and redirect those funds toward my favorite magazine that publishes work from independent journalists, so thanks for that NYT!!
hopped in the shower after watching a recap of the inauguration (because who WOULDN’T feel dirty after that) and a wad of hair the size of a well-fed NYC sewer rat fell out of my head. at this rate, i’m gonna be bald by midterms.
January 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
hopped in the shower after watching a recap of the inauguration (because who WOULDN’T feel dirty after that) and a wad of hair the size of a well-fed NYC sewer rat fell out of my head. at this rate, i’m gonna be bald by midterms.
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Today's the day for you to get any last-minute democracy in.
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Today's the day for you to get any last-minute democracy in.
“0/10, worst birthday ever” ~MLK today probably
January 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
“0/10, worst birthday ever” ~MLK today probably
sooo how do i tell the bluesky algorithm that i literally don’t care at all about sports
January 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
sooo how do i tell the bluesky algorithm that i literally don’t care at all about sports
things i would have banned before tiktok:
- assault weapons
- cybertrucks
- coleslaw
- assault weapons
- cybertrucks
- coleslaw
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
things i would have banned before tiktok:
- assault weapons
- cybertrucks
- coleslaw
- assault weapons
- cybertrucks
- coleslaw
whelp. now you bitches aren’t gonna be able to get rid of me. sorry about that lol
January 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
whelp. now you bitches aren’t gonna be able to get rid of me. sorry about that lol
a coworker asked how my weekend was and i accidentally blurted out “i don’t remember, that was so long ago” anywayyy how’s your monday morning going?
January 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
a coworker asked how my weekend was and i accidentally blurted out “i don’t remember, that was so long ago” anywayyy how’s your monday morning going?