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haley ♋ 25↑ 🕵️‍♀️ the world is on a corner waiting for jobs
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Shame on Planned Parenthood of Arizona for dropping their trans patients because of threats from Trump.

What happens when they make you stop providing abortions? Birth control? PReP? Gonna roll over then too?

These orgs complying are cowardly.
GIGANTIC YELLOW WARNING: we don't serve transsexuals.
HAPPY REGULAR WEBSITE: care. no matter what.

can't make this shit up man
April 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
today on mythbusters we're going to see if this knudsen juice glass can withstand boiling water being poured into it. if so, it will be taken off death row and given a job as #1 iced tea brewing vessel. and yes, i've already let the fire dept and police know i'm doing this
April 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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the virtual pet in my bolo tie will die if i don't embody the spirit and ethos of the cowboy lifestyle.
April 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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You gotta be a dork to shop at Best Buy or the Apple Store when you can buy all of your electronics at the airport
March 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I’m not in the drug business but if one of you is I have a million dollar idea: Weed Fisherman’s Friend
March 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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You watch movies all the way through because you’re a coddled baby who needs the meaning of a story spoon fed to you. If you were comfortable with ambiguity you’d stop watching ten minutes before the end
March 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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wisely indulged much of my frivolous spending while unemployed, so now that I'm working again I can go directly to saving. this move is called the destitution counter-gambit.
March 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
greek yogurt >>>>>>
March 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
instagram recipes are so disappointing. how are these people getting their potatoes so crispy? what am i doing wrong?
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i have the most abnormal eye shape known to man. it's incurable.
January 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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texting friend of 10 years: Sorry for everything

texting friend of six days: ive been trying to approach my art with mammal passion
January 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
made such a good cuppa coffee this morning, ugh. so chocolately
January 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth."
Top House Democrat is amazingly sanguine about the party losing both chambers of Congress as well as the White House
January 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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anita bryant has lost her battle with pie lung
January 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
whenever i leave my base of operations some marvelous extreme weather event happens :( i want to see it...
January 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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your found family sucks bro you found a bad family
September 6, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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i guess if you have a logo this cool you can just spell things however you want
December 22, 2024 at 11:29 PM
books i read cover to cover this year:
- the dawn of everything (graeber and wengrow)
- waiting for the barbarians (coetzee)
- death note, another note (nisioisin)
- the black dahlia (ellroy)
- the name of the rose (eco)
- the metamorphosis (kafka)
- several volumes of Berserk (miura)
December 22, 2024 at 11:33 PM
how do i teach my parents about emotions
December 22, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 6:19 AM
could you imagine the dainty missoulian, the jet-setting bozemanite, the industrious billingser enduring what what we face? of course not, daughters of helena. do not turn up your nose. do not nurse from the brita filter. the missouri tap water makes us strong
December 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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incredible plot summary
December 13, 2024 at 10:55 AM
decivilization sounds cool as hell. better than whatever this is.
December 12, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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well well well
December 6, 2024 at 12:52 PM