Hamlet of Melnibone
@hamlet10.bsky.social
Minnesota father of two daughters hoping to keep them and the other people I care about safe from Republicans and the right wing media. he/him
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Hamlet of Melnibone
@hamlet10.bsky.social
· Jan 29
The Republican Party is now led by Nazis. There is only one rule now-
Never help the Nazis
Never vote to confirm their people. Never allow unanimous consent. Never. Never. Never. There is no bipartisan anymore. There is just helping Nazis or not helping Nazis.
Never help the Nazis
Never help the Nazis
Never vote to confirm their people. Never allow unanimous consent. Never. Never. Never. There is no bipartisan anymore. There is just helping Nazis or not helping Nazis.
Never help the Nazis
Is anyone else at the stage of Thanksgiving leftovers where they are making some gravy from a packet to put on the other leftovers because the gravy always runs out first?
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Is anyone else at the stage of Thanksgiving leftovers where they are making some gravy from a packet to put on the other leftovers because the gravy always runs out first?
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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Joe Burrow is 28 years old and has never seen a crab.
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Joe Burrow is 28 years old and has never seen a crab.
America will never be great again until we re-embrace the moulded fruit salad.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
America will never be great again until we re-embrace the moulded fruit salad.
Turkey is in the oven.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Turkey is in the oven.
Can the Taysom Hill era please end?
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Can the Taysom Hill era please end?
“Let no one think of me that I am humble or weak or passive; let them understand I am of a different kind: dangerous to my enemies, loyal to my friends. To such a life glory belongs.”
― Euripides, Medea and Other Plays
― Euripides, Medea and Other Plays
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Let no one think of me that I am humble or weak or passive; let them understand I am of a different kind: dangerous to my enemies, loyal to my friends. To such a life glory belongs.”
― Euripides, Medea and Other Plays
― Euripides, Medea and Other Plays
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The 12-year-olds are keeping us up.
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The 12-year-olds are keeping us up.
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NEW: The leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community in Minnesota enabled a child abuser by pressuring his victims to forgive and forget his sins — so that they could never speak of them again.
With @startribune.com
With @startribune.com
Young Girls Were Sexually Abused by a Church Member. They Were Told to Forgive and Forget.
In Minnesota, leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community enabled a child abuser by telling his victims that once the sins were “washed away in the blood of reconciliation,” they could never...
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
NEW: The leaders of an Old Apostolic Lutheran Church community in Minnesota enabled a child abuser by pressuring his victims to forgive and forget his sins — so that they could never speak of them again.
With @startribune.com
With @startribune.com
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the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
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"why should I change? he's the one who sucks!"
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance. www.fox5ny.com/news/michiga...
Michigan man who shares same initials as JD Vance convicted of threatening to kill president, vice president
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance.
www.fox5ny.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"why should I change? he's the one who sucks!"
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I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
Anyone remember this scene from Hannibal? Really hoping we get to see this soon.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Anyone remember this scene from Hannibal? Really hoping we get to see this soon.
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My god. My god.
Oh fucking hell.
God.
Oh fucking hell.
God.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My god. My god.
Oh fucking hell.
God.
Oh fucking hell.
God.
I feel like “Quiet Piggy” should be the only thing decent people say to Trump supporters from now on.
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I feel like “Quiet Piggy” should be the only thing decent people say to Trump supporters from now on.
My wife’s effort to reduce the dog’s smell by washing him backfired when he decided to lay on her pillow after the bath.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My wife’s effort to reduce the dog’s smell by washing him backfired when he decided to lay on her pillow after the bath.
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"The message is not that Trump is innocent, it's that *everyone is guilty.* Everyone assaults women, cheats on their taxes, uses public office for private gain. Propriety and following the rules? That stuff is for suckers. In a world of grift and graft, the most corrupt man should be king."
Why Trump can't make the Epstein scandal go away
His ordinary scandal management techniques are not working.
www.publicnotice.co
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"The message is not that Trump is innocent, it's that *everyone is guilty.* Everyone assaults women, cheats on their taxes, uses public office for private gain. Propriety and following the rules? That stuff is for suckers. In a world of grift and graft, the most corrupt man should be king."
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Long overdue, but we @spikeweek.bsky.social are going to be all in starting posting Playoff Best Ball stuff over here & on Reddit
It's arguably my favorite format on fantasy sports, and we've got a sick playoff odds model 👇
It's arguably my favorite format on fantasy sports, and we've got a sick playoff odds model 👇
Our NFL Playoff Odds, updated after all of yesterday's games
With Playoff Best Ball coming soon on Underdog, Drafters & DraftKings, some important nuggets:
- Chiefs down to just 51%
- Ravens leapfrog Steelers, up to 65%
- 5 major contenders for byes
🔗 spikeweek.com/nfl-playoff-...
With Playoff Best Ball coming soon on Underdog, Drafters & DraftKings, some important nuggets:
- Chiefs down to just 51%
- Ravens leapfrog Steelers, up to 65%
- 5 major contenders for byes
🔗 spikeweek.com/nfl-playoff-...
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Long overdue, but we @spikeweek.bsky.social are going to be all in starting posting Playoff Best Ball stuff over here & on Reddit
It's arguably my favorite format on fantasy sports, and we've got a sick playoff odds model 👇
It's arguably my favorite format on fantasy sports, and we've got a sick playoff odds model 👇
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Best literary analysis ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Best literary analysis ever
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’m not clear why this administration didn’t just release an “Epstein list” written in Sharpie with just
Democratic names on it.
Democratic names on it.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m not clear why this administration didn’t just release an “Epstein list” written in Sharpie with just
Democratic names on it.
Democratic names on it.
Last call on this technique-
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM...
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Last call on this technique-
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM...