Harvey Palmer
@harveyjp.bsky.social
Principal Private Secretary at CPS. History. Politics.Law. Football. Arsenal. Bromley
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Just buying some toilet duck in Sainsbury’s and remembered that the world is run by a cabal of paedophile billionaires.
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Just buying some toilet duck in Sainsbury’s and remembered that the world is run by a cabal of paedophile billionaires.
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Fabulous 10/10 no notes
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Fabulous 10/10 no notes
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How people laughed when it was ‘Comical Ali’ telling us to disbelieve the truth of what we could see.
January 25, 2026 at 9:42 AM
How people laughed when it was ‘Comical Ali’ telling us to disbelieve the truth of what we could see.
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That’ll teach junk food companies for taking up precious space in the gambling advert break
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 AM
That’ll teach junk food companies for taking up precious space in the gambling advert break
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Latest piece out in @theatlantic.com . Trump's "peace" plan for Ukraine, which he at this very moment trying to force on the country with threats and intimidation, is grotesque. The US president is admitting what too many refused to admit, he wants Putin to win. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Trump’s Devastating Plan for Ukraine
The White House is giving Putin permission to try again.
www.theatlantic.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Latest piece out in @theatlantic.com . Trump's "peace" plan for Ukraine, which he at this very moment trying to force on the country with threats and intimidation, is grotesque. The US president is admitting what too many refused to admit, he wants Putin to win. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Letter from Stephen Parkinson, director of public prosecutions, has also now been released. It's long, but v broad précis is: Matthew Collins (deputy NSA) refused to say China is a threat to national security, as that wasn't govt policy at time of offence.
committees.parliament.uk/publications...
committees.parliament.uk/publications...
committees.parliament.uk
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Letter from Stephen Parkinson, director of public prosecutions, has also now been released. It's long, but v broad précis is: Matthew Collins (deputy NSA) refused to say China is a threat to national security, as that wasn't govt policy at time of offence.
committees.parliament.uk/publications...
committees.parliament.uk/publications...
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Max Dowman was born after the first set of Man City’s 115 charges
August 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Max Dowman was born after the first set of Man City’s 115 charges
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The media every time Wrexham play
August 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The media every time Wrexham play
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At least Chamberlain got a piece of paper
August 16, 2025 at 7:12 AM
At least Chamberlain got a piece of paper
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It is this simple: football has zero responsibility to help the Premier League tackle piracy.
This is a problem they caused in persuit of ever higher revenues and profits.
There is neither benefit in nor obligation for the rest of football to take any steps whatsoever to help.
This is a problem they caused in persuit of ever higher revenues and profits.
There is neither benefit in nor obligation for the rest of football to take any steps whatsoever to help.
August 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
It is this simple: football has zero responsibility to help the Premier League tackle piracy.
This is a problem they caused in persuit of ever higher revenues and profits.
There is neither benefit in nor obligation for the rest of football to take any steps whatsoever to help.
This is a problem they caused in persuit of ever higher revenues and profits.
There is neither benefit in nor obligation for the rest of football to take any steps whatsoever to help.
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"earned"?
NATO Ambassador Matthew Whitaker on Ukraine's territorial concessions: "No big chunks or sections are going to be just given that haven't been fought for or earned on the battlefield."
August 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"earned"?