#JBag
@hashtagjbag.bsky.social
the real, official Bluesky of JBag
#he/him #EvergreenColorado #FromSLC #Dad #SingleDad #GroceryWorker #CapitalismIsAPyramidSceme #Music #Guitar #Bass #Drums #Rock #AlternativeRock #HardRock #theHumanConduit #Weed #Stoner #Fitness
#he/him #EvergreenColorado #FromSLC #Dad #SingleDad #GroceryWorker #CapitalismIsAPyramidSceme #Music #Guitar #Bass #Drums #Rock #AlternativeRock #HardRock #theHumanConduit #Weed #Stoner #Fitness
I have a feeling this is going to be a Sick New Year! For many reasons, but one big reason is #SickNewWorld Round 2 in Texas #SickNewWorld2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I have a feeling this is going to be a Sick New Year! For many reasons, but one big reason is #SickNewWorld Round 2 in Texas #SickNewWorld2026
Reposted by #JBag
This week’s That’s Marvelous contains an end-of-year pep talk speed round! Plus some self-indulgent reflection! Read it all or even just some: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/164-new-year...
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This week’s That’s Marvelous contains an end-of-year pep talk speed round! Plus some self-indulgent reflection! Read it all or even just some: www.thatsmarvelousnewsletter.com/164-new-year...
Reposted by #JBag
Surviving is overrated.
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Surviving is overrated.
May God Curse You, My Heart
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
May God Curse You, My Heart
Reposted by #JBag
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow
Reposted by #JBag
santa isn’t coming this year because he’s on a “semen retention journey”
December 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
santa isn’t coming this year because he’s on a “semen retention journey”
Update: Initially, the power was out for 30 hrs, then back on, but rumored it would shut down again at 5AM. It came true at 6AM, the power went out for about 12 hours. It’s stayed on about a whole day now
The power at my house has been out a day and could be out for 2-3 more days. This is due to what I call “Extreme Climate-Change-Type Weather”
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Update: Initially, the power was out for 30 hrs, then back on, but rumored it would shut down again at 5AM. It came true at 6AM, the power went out for about 12 hours. It’s stayed on about a whole day now
If you’re ordering a pizza, listen to “Chic N’ Stu” by System Of A Down. Bonus points if you actually get a pizza with all the toppings in the song
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If you’re ordering a pizza, listen to “Chic N’ Stu” by System Of A Down. Bonus points if you actually get a pizza with all the toppings in the song
Reposted by #JBag
Don't worry they protected your local data center. You uploads will still be there.
December 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Don't worry they protected your local data center. You uploads will still be there.
The power at my house has been out a day and could be out for 2-3 more days. This is due to what I call “Extreme Climate-Change-Type Weather”
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The power at my house has been out a day and could be out for 2-3 more days. This is due to what I call “Extreme Climate-Change-Type Weather”
Reposted by #JBag
If AI was capable of anything important, innovative or revolutionary then you wouldn’t be able to access it.
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If AI was capable of anything important, innovative or revolutionary then you wouldn’t be able to access it.
Reposted by #JBag
Saw your man trying to pull the sword from the stone. He was struggling
December 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Saw your man trying to pull the sword from the stone. He was struggling
Bought this Apple thing to use as an alarm clock. Couldn’t figure out how to snooze it. Found out you’ve got to SAY “hey siri snooze”
WTF?
Sir, I wear a CPAP & mouth guard to bed
WTF?
Sir, I wear a CPAP & mouth guard to bed
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Bought this Apple thing to use as an alarm clock. Couldn’t figure out how to snooze it. Found out you’ve got to SAY “hey siri snooze”
WTF?
Sir, I wear a CPAP & mouth guard to bed
WTF?
Sir, I wear a CPAP & mouth guard to bed
Reposted by #JBag
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Reposted by #JBag
The Smurfs lived in mushroom houses because they were just Gargamel's hallucinations from eating mushrooms. That's why Gargamel could never catch them. They were in his head the whole time. Terrence McKenna was in contact with the Smurfs. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE PEOPLE
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The Smurfs lived in mushroom houses because they were just Gargamel's hallucinations from eating mushrooms. That's why Gargamel could never catch them. They were in his head the whole time. Terrence McKenna was in contact with the Smurfs. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE PEOPLE
True story, & he looked exactly like this:
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
True story, & he looked exactly like this:
Reposted by #JBag
The Bic corporation was started by one man who needed to shave, write something down, and set something on fire at the same time
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Bic corporation was started by one man who needed to shave, write something down, and set something on fire at the same time
Reposted by #JBag
4 out of 5 dentists suggest #FZadventures pics - especially when @hashtagjbag.bsky.social is in them!
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
4 out of 5 dentists suggest #FZadventures pics - especially when @hashtagjbag.bsky.social is in them!
Reposted by #JBag
Reposted by #JBag
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
Reposted by #JBag
t-shirt idea
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
t-shirt idea
Reposted by #JBag
Reposted by #JBag
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks:
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
“Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
Reposted by #JBag
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend