Pogroms and poverty
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Pogroms and poverty
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
I would commit so many crimes for a pair of neon green and black checkerboard Vans slip-ons
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I would commit so many crimes for a pair of neon green and black checkerboard Vans slip-ons
Bought so much of one kind of yarn at the craft store (I’m making a blanket) that they know me now, time to kms from the mortifying ordeal of being known
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bought so much of one kind of yarn at the craft store (I’m making a blanket) that they know me now, time to kms from the mortifying ordeal of being known
Can’t post like I used to because now all I do is work and be productive and do my little crafty crafts in my free time, which is extremely boring and not funny at all
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Can’t post like I used to because now all I do is work and be productive and do my little crafty crafts in my free time, which is extremely boring and not funny at all
I got diagnosed with ADHD, started taking Effexor, and decided to limit my weed consumption to weekends only. Chat, I regret to inform you that it is helping immensely
November 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I got diagnosed with ADHD, started taking Effexor, and decided to limit my weed consumption to weekends only. Chat, I regret to inform you that it is helping immensely
It is truly insane that a new brain med that’s designed to help me out of depression will also have the side effect of turning my inner monologue into a nonstop infomercial for suicide
October 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It is truly insane that a new brain med that’s designed to help me out of depression will also have the side effect of turning my inner monologue into a nonstop infomercial for suicide
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i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i slide a note across the desk to elon musk. it says "THE ROBOTS ARE TRANS." he reads in silence before crumpling the note and punching a hole in the drywall
There is only one answer: Werner Herzog
October 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There is only one answer: Werner Herzog
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"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
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My main hobbies
October 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My main hobbies
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I just learned that the Japanese word for 'accessible' (to disabled people) is バリアフリー (baria furi)
"barrier-free" 🥹
"barrier-free" 🥹
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I just learned that the Japanese word for 'accessible' (to disabled people) is バリアフリー (baria furi)
"barrier-free" 🥹
"barrier-free" 🥹
Republicans are the "fuck them kids" party in literally every sense of the phrase
I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.
October 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Republicans are the "fuck them kids" party in literally every sense of the phrase
I was such a bummer at my appointment today that my doctor put me back on antidepressants
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I was such a bummer at my appointment today that my doctor put me back on antidepressants
Occasionally I'll think that my partner and I are two totally different people, and then one of us farts and we laugh about it for way longer than two middle-aged adults should
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Occasionally I'll think that my partner and I are two totally different people, and then one of us farts and we laugh about it for way longer than two middle-aged adults should
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George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
October 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
George Soros : wait there were how many protestors?
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
Aide : over 7 million sir
George Soros : i am never gonna financially recover from this
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I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
October 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard
AWS outage means a bunch of docket services and half my cloud-based software doesn't work. I'm fine with that
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
AWS outage means a bunch of docket services and half my cloud-based software doesn't work. I'm fine with that
The incredible irony of seeing a homeless person in active addiction wearing a Penn School of Social Policy and Practice hoodie
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The incredible irony of seeing a homeless person in active addiction wearing a Penn School of Social Policy and Practice hoodie
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RIP Diane Keaton, you were the last "straight but vaguely masculine" actress that was legal... thank you for your service to Our Kind
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
RIP Diane Keaton, you were the last "straight but vaguely masculine" actress that was legal... thank you for your service to Our Kind
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if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
November 6, 2024 at 4:45 PM
if you're concerned about information security, you should know Signal isn't actually secure. instead, try Mastodon, which is a website where you can be guaranteed no one will ever see what you post
Wow, how not surprising that all the biggest shitheads from the pre-covid stand up scene have relocated to Austin to try to suck some money out of the alt-right pipeline
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Wow, how not surprising that all the biggest shitheads from the pre-covid stand up scene have relocated to Austin to try to suck some money out of the alt-right pipeline
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Another excellent commercial by Cramblin Duvet Advertising
Watching WKU-DEL on CBSSN and this was presumably a real ad for a real attorney group
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Another excellent commercial by Cramblin Duvet Advertising
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when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it