Chlo$$$
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once again crying over Joan Harris in Mad Men
December 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
once again crying over Joan Harris in Mad Men
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
Okay but has YOUR wife ever twerked at you while singing “turtles in a half shell turtle power”???? Cc @justaconspiracy.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Okay but has YOUR wife ever twerked at you while singing “turtles in a half shell turtle power”???? Cc @justaconspiracy.bsky.social
And with inflation that $778 is getting you less than ever so how lovely is that?
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
And with inflation that $778 is getting you less than ever so how lovely is that?
The DOJ heard we were mad about the Pantone color of the year so they countered with “Pedophile Redacting Darkness”
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The DOJ heard we were mad about the Pantone color of the year so they countered with “Pedophile Redacting Darkness”
I have so many thoughts about social media and frankly the fucking silence from people I know in light of the tragedy at Bondi Beach and I KNOW that social media is a vacuum but it’s so clear to me that this is part of the problem with the discourse around Israel/Palestine.
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I have so many thoughts about social media and frankly the fucking silence from people I know in light of the tragedy at Bondi Beach and I KNOW that social media is a vacuum but it’s so clear to me that this is part of the problem with the discourse around Israel/Palestine.
This is so fucking awful.
At least 11 people were killed in a terror attack on Sunday targeting the Jewish community celebrating the first night of Hannukah at Sydney’s famed Bondi Beach.
https://cnn.it/4q0uEbO
https://cnn.it/4q0uEbO
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is so fucking awful.
I accidentally got drunk half an hour before the trans siberian orchestra concert I’m seeing with my in laws ama
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I accidentally got drunk half an hour before the trans siberian orchestra concert I’m seeing with my in laws ama
this is so incredible for a thousand and 12 reasons holy shit 😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
this is so incredible for a thousand and 12 reasons holy shit 😂
people forget that the slogan “MAGA” is the abbreviated version. In its full form it’s “make America great again…for the few that it was historically great for”
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
people forget that the slogan “MAGA” is the abbreviated version. In its full form it’s “make America great again…for the few that it was historically great for”
If I win the megamillions, there will be signs.
November 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If I win the megamillions, there will be signs.
sometimes I find it hard to believe that anyone gives a shit about the yankees because I basically didn’t meet a yankees fan until I moved to california
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
sometimes I find it hard to believe that anyone gives a shit about the yankees because I basically didn’t meet a yankees fan until I moved to california
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
Waze sent me crosstown via 46th and why couldn’t the millions fleeing Mamdani have been tourists :(
November 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Waze sent me crosstown via 46th and why couldn’t the millions fleeing Mamdani have been tourists :(
Nothing like an election with record high turnout to *checks notes* allow people to be as overtly and publicly racist as possible?
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Nothing like an election with record high turnout to *checks notes* allow people to be as overtly and publicly racist as possible?
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AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
maybe dick cheney should die every day
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
maybe dick cheney should die every day
what’s that? A glimmer of hope?
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
what’s that? A glimmer of hope?
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People will say, “The New York I love is DONE” and it’s like a guy who only visited NYC once when his daughter failed to get into CAP21
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
People will say, “The New York I love is DONE” and it’s like a guy who only visited NYC once when his daughter failed to get into CAP21
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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you know what, they got me, I did not expect the world's clumsiest looking demo to happen to the white house
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
you know what, they got me, I did not expect the world's clumsiest looking demo to happen to the white house
WOW LAST NIGHTS JEOPARDY
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
WOW LAST NIGHTS JEOPARDY
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist