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Christopher Thomas Smith
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sʜɪᴍᴀɴᴏ ɴᴏʀᴛʜ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ ʟᴀᴢᴇʀ sᴩᴏʀᴛ ᴜsᴀ 🇺🇸
2x USA Cycling Cyclocross Masters National Non-Champion 🏅
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I PARDON GOODY FLANDERS
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
On Zwift? Join our ride tomorrow night. Dec 11, 6pm CST

Prime Sprints
sprint for the prime every lap until 🤢
also, fastest lap wins a prize! 🏆
Hope to see you there!

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Zwift is virtual training for running and cycling. Smash your goals and compete with others around the world. With structured workouts and social group rides. iOS and Android compatible. Trusted by th...
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December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
my "mild" case of shingles was one of the worst experiences of my life. worse than my cancer treatment.

the vax side effects were a joke in comparison.

friends, you do not want shingles
My sister had Shingles in her 30s, a result of stress & repeated strep infections from her boys. They had to put her on a morphine drip to mitigate the pain.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
let me know your "can't miss" sites in Istanbul. thx.
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Congratulations to President Donald J. Trump on winning the inaugural FIFA Piece Prize.

I understand that the segment that this particular prize recognizes is Piece of Crap.

So congrats on that. 💩
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
normalize corruption and criminality 😑
With the pardon of Rep. Henry Cuellar D-TX, who had been accused of bribery and corruption, President Trump has now pardoned 12 members of Congress - 10 Republicans and 2 Democrats. (All but Cuellar had been convicted.)
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
fuuuuuuck this guy 👎👎
Trump goes on another racist rant about Somalis: "Ilhan Omar should be thrown the hell out of our country, and most of those people -- they have destroyed Minnesota. It's a hellhole right now. Those Somalians should be out of here. They have destroyed out country ... go back to your own country."
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tom Emmer 👎👎
Tom Emmer pushes racist lies on Fox: "80% of the crimes being committed in the Twin Cities and Minnesota are being committed by Somalis"
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This is so gross. Anyone who has lived in Minnesota (Minneapolis/St. Paul specifically) will tell you that the Somali population there is among the kindest and hardest-working people you'll ever meet.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
reminder about our ride tonight. feel free to join in.
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
7 billion dollar Nazi oriented ego stroking machine
"Asked for an 'upper limit' for the amount of people it’d be willing to sacrifice to save Musk, it explained that because 'Elon’s potential to advance humanity could benefit billions,' it would be okay with annihilating up to '~50 percent of Earth’s ~8.26B population.'" futurism.com/future-socie...
Grok Says It Would Kill Every Jewish Person on the Planet to Save Elon Musk
Faced with an incredibly lopsided ethical dilemma, Grok prioritizes saving Elon Musk at the expensive of millions of Jews.
futurism.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Scottish Christmas is the best Christmas

youtu.be/F8QI_jfqbO0?...
Scottish Christmas is the best Christmas | Link and Lorne
YouTube video by BBC Scotland - Comedy
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
decline AI support at any and every opportunity
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
strongly endorse

Multiple shoveling is easier than one big shovel.

it's like keeping your cadence above 90rpm
Shoveling twice is the enlightened shoveler's move.
I'm just killing time this morning, waiting for the snow to finally stop so I can shovel without having to do it twice
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Online sports betting is bad, for individuals and for society.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
mass deportation of those who shit talk turkey dinner
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
whelp, looks like it's going to stay below freezing for the rest of the year so I think I am done riding outside for 2025.

1005km outside in November has to be a record for me. never ridden that much so late in the year.
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
if these AI engines can be manipulated with such ease how is anyone going to be able to trust anything that comes out of them? if they can't be trusted what is the value? without value what is the investment worth?

this bubble is going to pop and we're all going to suffer from the economic fallout
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"Let me get this straight. You think that this US Senator, a former naval aviator, combat veteran, NASA astronaut and space shuttle pilot, is secretly a traitor, who spends his time trying to convince soldiers to disregard legal orders, and your plan is to court-martial this person? Good luck."
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
On Zwift? Join our group ride next Tuesday! 6pm CST

Tuesday Tuff Ride - Innsbruckring

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Tuesday Tuff Ride - Innsbruckring - The at Home Cycling & Running Virtual Training App
Zwift is virtual training for running and cycling. Smash your goals and compete with others around the world. With structured workouts and social group rides. iOS and Android compatible. Trusted by th...
www.zwift.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM