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Deleted my social media after the election and then this thing came out
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May 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Can’t believe I blagged an exclusive interview with Katy Perry!
April 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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A lot of people seem to think following the U.S. Constitution is optional—like picking which shoes to wear in the morning. It’s not. If you’re within the boundaries of the United States, the Constitution applies to you.
April 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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ICYMI: The polar vortex likely ended early this year, the second-earliest seasonal breakdown since 1958. Its disruption may raise the odds of colder-than-usual weather in early April across parts of the eastern U.S., northern Europe, and Asia. Learn more: www.climate.gov/news-feature...
April 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Thank you, Senator Cory Booker! #Resist
April 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'M SO PROUD TO BE A WISCONSINITE!!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Way to go Wisconsin! ✊🇺🇸💚
April 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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reposting my favorite ‘trans day of visibility’ tweet on bluesky
March 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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This will have a huge impact on state libraries and museums. Yikes!!!—word is, RIP to the Institute of Museum and Library Services.
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I voted! Woop woop!!
April 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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The cruelty may not necessarily be the point, but the self interest certainly is. And, well
March 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Wisconsin residents are receiving text messages from a (202) D.C. area code, falsely urging them not to vote in the upcoming election. These messages are not legitimate.
March 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I really wish I had taken advantage of the library a lot sooner than I did
February 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”
February 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
🎶✨I'm tired of living through history✨🎶
February 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
In other news, my girlfriend is taking me to a vintage thingy this weekend. Yay!
February 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Amongst the never ending political headlines, here's what brought me joy this week: the Snl 50 skit titled "Vow Renewal"
February 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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transgender will never go away
February 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm tired but at least my new ipod is finally working
February 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yes, queer joy is resistance, but please tell me where I am supposed to find joy when my partner and I are deciding between a court house wedding for spousal rights and telling everyone we're roommates
February 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM