Elias 🍂
@heylias.bsky.social
what a shame she's fucked in the head 🥂
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2026: commenting “ai slop” on baby pics
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
2026: commenting “ai slop” on baby pics
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"it's gonna be a tight month" I say looking over my finances as if every month isn't a tight month
December 7, 2023 at 6:02 PM
"it's gonna be a tight month" I say looking over my finances as if every month isn't a tight month
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At this point, my retirement plan is euthanasia
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
At this point, my retirement plan is euthanasia
home workout completed 👏🏻👏🏻 now back to being lazy
September 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
home workout completed 👏🏻👏🏻 now back to being lazy
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Giving up on my dreams to bring my nightmares to life instead
August 29, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Giving up on my dreams to bring my nightmares to life instead
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I'm
⚪️ Single
⚪️ Taken
🔘 An unrepentant sodomite, persisting in his sin.
⚪️ Single
⚪️ Taken
🔘 An unrepentant sodomite, persisting in his sin.
I'm
⚪️ Single
⚪️ Taken
🔘 The bane of goodness and light.
⚪️ Single
⚪️ Taken
🔘 The bane of goodness and light.
i’m
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 god-forsaken
⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 god-forsaken
March 1, 2024 at 2:41 AM
I'm
⚪️ Single
⚪️ Taken
🔘 An unrepentant sodomite, persisting in his sin.
⚪️ Single
⚪️ Taken
🔘 An unrepentant sodomite, persisting in his sin.
i've been chasing down a bug for the past two hours and it was just an unescaped dot
February 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
i've been chasing down a bug for the past two hours and it was just an unescaped dot
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Saltburn is a documentary
December 28, 2023 at 4:44 AM
Saltburn is a documentary
spotify wrapped just called me a f*ggot
November 29, 2023 at 5:05 PM
spotify wrapped just called me a f*ggot
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The result of Google becoming useless.
2013: Reddit is a cesspool of lies and prejudice.
2023: If you want reliable results add “Reddit” to your Google search.
2023: If you want reliable results add “Reddit” to your Google search.
November 26, 2023 at 2:18 PM
The result of Google becoming useless.
