Hannah Gokie
@hgokie.bsky.social
This is no place for an entomologist
Cherry AND apple? In this economy?
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Cherry AND apple? In this economy?
Back at my overstimulating in-laws. I’ve had to hide two of these already and we have football and music playing while two kids run in circles and there’s another pair playing football catch inside
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Back at my overstimulating in-laws. I’ve had to hide two of these already and we have football and music playing while two kids run in circles and there’s another pair playing football catch inside
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
100% the moment i lost it
almost as good as the Evergreen getting stuck in the canal
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
almost as good as the Evergreen getting stuck in the canal
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Happy Thanksgiving to all my belovéd internet friends
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my belovéd internet friends
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Mean Aunt Hannah told Julian (3) he had to have some dinner before grabbing a cookie, is now Evil Incarnate
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Mean Aunt Hannah told Julian (3) he had to have some dinner before grabbing a cookie, is now Evil Incarnate
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🎶🎶
I’mmmm gonna keep on praying with the
WOKE
MARXIST
POPE
🎶🎶
I’mmmm gonna keep on praying with the
WOKE
MARXIST
POPE
🎶🎶
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
🎶🎶
I’mmmm gonna keep on praying with the
WOKE
MARXIST
POPE
🎶🎶
I’mmmm gonna keep on praying with the
WOKE
MARXIST
POPE
🎶🎶
I’ll admit I’ve never had a pumpkin pie that made the texture worth it. It’s fine and Thanksgiving means it’s around and I’ll eat a slice, but it’s so gooey
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’ll admit I’ve never had a pumpkin pie that made the texture worth it. It’s fine and Thanksgiving means it’s around and I’ll eat a slice, but it’s so gooey
Surprised we haven’t seen an AI tech bro inventing some sort of robot to ratatouille yourself
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Surprised we haven’t seen an AI tech bro inventing some sort of robot to ratatouille yourself
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I cleaned my whole stovetop and oven and I'm sooooo exhausted. why do they call it oven when you of in the food of out hot eat the food
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I cleaned my whole stovetop and oven and I'm sooooo exhausted. why do they call it oven when you of in the food of out hot eat the food
Got my parents into Slow Horses. This is how I become the favorite daughter
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Got my parents into Slow Horses. This is how I become the favorite daughter
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when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
when its definitely not a hostage situation
The western —> Star Wars move in the middle of a two part paintball episode, it’s insane that it works so well
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The western —> Star Wars move in the middle of a two part paintball episode, it’s insane that it works so well
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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the trump admin wants to pick a fight about the military code with a guy who has this resume?
cool. lets go.
cool. lets go.
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the trump admin wants to pick a fight about the military code with a guy who has this resume?
cool. lets go.
cool. lets go.
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Two things can be true:
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Two things can be true:
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you.
The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person
Trying to find a TV show that the kids all want to watch at 6/9/11 is not as easy as it seems, we’re trying Full House based on a friend’s recommendation
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Trying to find a TV show that the kids all want to watch at 6/9/11 is not as easy as it seems, we’re trying Full House based on a friend’s recommendation
Stuffing, don’t let the door hit you on the way out 💅
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Stuffing, don’t let the door hit you on the way out 💅
Why in the world did they make those original Harry Potter movies three hours long? There was no need to do all that
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Why in the world did they make those original Harry Potter movies three hours long? There was no need to do all that
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Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
One of the bragging rights that the US ed system had in the 20th century is that we didn't have education tracks. Essentially, any kid could go to a CC or state school & major in whatever they wanted to (obviously an oversimplification). I fear this aspect of the American dream is dying.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
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Cleaning your kitchen is so goated when not living in filth is the vibe
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Cleaning your kitchen is so goated when not living in filth is the vibe
Someone remind me to buy a turkey next week when they’re on sale
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Someone remind me to buy a turkey next week when they’re on sale