Eric Stovall
@hifructosefantasy.bsky.social
Just a fat, bearded, outspoken nerd who wants to make their way in the world while putting a smile on people’s faces.
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If anyone has a surplus on Christmas miracles, I’ll take one or two if you’re not using them.
December 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If anyone has a surplus on Christmas miracles, I’ll take one or two if you’re not using them.
This dude says some good shit. Watch them!
⭐ New Video 🪓
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
Folks, this one's a bit big...
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering
Folks, this one's a bit big...
youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This dude says some good shit. Watch them!
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
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Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
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Speed running your business genius certification:
- lightly rework slavery
- cut benefits
- put ads in it
- put porn ads in it
- make it into a porn app
- lightly rework slavery
- cut benefits
- put ads in it
- put porn ads in it
- make it into a porn app
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Speed running your business genius certification:
- lightly rework slavery
- cut benefits
- put ads in it
- put porn ads in it
- make it into a porn app
- lightly rework slavery
- cut benefits
- put ads in it
- put porn ads in it
- make it into a porn app
I'm going to start calling these MAGA assholes "redcaps" after the Gaelic goblins who relish in bloodshed and murder, because that's EXACTLY what these people are doing. Supporting bloodshed and murder.
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I'm going to start calling these MAGA assholes "redcaps" after the Gaelic goblins who relish in bloodshed and murder, because that's EXACTLY what these people are doing. Supporting bloodshed and murder.
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Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
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As residents of the western Ukrainian city of Ternopil face bombardment by night, and wreckage by day, they share their anger at an American peace proposal that many say favors Russia above Ukraine n.pr/3KmqMmr
Amid smouldering wreckage, anger at Ukraine peace proposal many consider lopsided
As residents of the western Ukrainian city of Ternopil face bombardment by night, and wreckage by day, they share their anger at an American peace proposal that many say favors Russia above Ukraine
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
As residents of the western Ukrainian city of Ternopil face bombardment by night, and wreckage by day, they share their anger at an American peace proposal that many say favors Russia above Ukraine n.pr/3KmqMmr
🎵It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas!🎶
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
🎵It’s beginning to smell a lot like Christmas!🎶
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Veterans from every corner of the country came to DC this week to send one unified message to Congress: no troops on our streets.
Service members signed up to defend the Constitution, not to police their neighbors.
📸 Will Martinez
Service members signed up to defend the Constitution, not to police their neighbors.
📸 Will Martinez
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Veterans from every corner of the country came to DC this week to send one unified message to Congress: no troops on our streets.
Service members signed up to defend the Constitution, not to police their neighbors.
📸 Will Martinez
Service members signed up to defend the Constitution, not to police their neighbors.
📸 Will Martinez
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call the Oreo people right now
The first official US coin was the Fugio cent, rumored to have been designed by Ben Franklin.
Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.
Instead of "In God We Trust" (which wasn't put on coins until the Civil War) it said Mind Your Business.
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 AM
call the Oreo people right now
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Jon analyzes that 18-word sentence from Epstein’s emails that broke the internet
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Jon analyzes that 18-word sentence from Epstein’s emails that broke the internet
Ditto.
I have so many friends that do cool shit and I love that they do cool shit and then I get to see them do cool shit
It’s cool as shit man
It’s cool as shit man
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ditto.
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It takes 51 senators to steamroll the filibuster and end the shutdown. That's it. There are 53 republicans in the senate.
Anyone blaming the democrats for this is lying.
Anyone blaming the democrats for this is lying.
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It takes 51 senators to steamroll the filibuster and end the shutdown. That's it. There are 53 republicans in the senate.
Anyone blaming the democrats for this is lying.
Anyone blaming the democrats for this is lying.
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That’s, um… that’s a cognitive test. The kind they give old people after they substantially change their will to make sure they aren’t being taken advantage of
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
That’s, um… that’s a cognitive test. The kind they give old people after they substantially change their will to make sure they aren’t being taken advantage of
FUCK OFF, ALREADY!!
The ad, which used the words of former President Ronald Reagan to criticize U.S. tariffs, aired during a World Series game. Trump said that Ontario's premier didn't act quickly enough to pull the ad.
Trump threatens Canada with 10% extra import tax over anti-tariffs ad
The ad, which used the words of former President Ronald Reagan to criticize U.S. tariffs, aired during a World Series game. Trump said that Ontario's premier didn't act quickly enough to pull the ad.
n.pr
October 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
FUCK OFF, ALREADY!!
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Abolish. Fire. Prosecute.
ICE is tear gassing schools
October 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Abolish. Fire. Prosecute.
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At first I was disappointed with her. Now I’m just appalled.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
At first I was disappointed with her. Now I’m just appalled.
First flannel day of the year! I like this color on me!
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
First flannel day of the year! I like this color on me!