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Trey Stokes
@treystokes.bsky.social
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I write and direct stuff. Also made monsters for some movies you may have seen. WGA SAG TV-MA
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · Nov 22
The little dose of satisfaction I get when I find a new jackass to block is making me start to understand that whole Pokemon thing.
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 7h
Fair point.

All five of these guys were Best Actor Oscar winners long before I knew them as:

Ernest Borgnine from McHale's Navy
Spencer Tracy from It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World
Yul Brynner from Westworld
Charlton Heston from Planet of the Apes
Alec Guinness from Star Wars
danlehner.bsky.social paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 10h
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 11h
To everybody saying omg you mean Wallace Shawn from The Princess Bride, you are incorrect. It's Wallace Shawn from My Dinner With Andre. Get off my lawn, ALL of you.
petersterne.com Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 15h
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
Tweet from Ella Devi: canvassing for @ZohranKMamdani in the east village today and the actor who plays dr. strugis in young sheldon is in my canvassing group!! Photo of Ella with another canvasser and Wallace Shawn
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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 1d
Married her yesterday.
crocketthoughton.com Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · Dec 29
I asked my girlfriend if there was anything she wanted from the store and the first thing she asked was, “how is our cheese situation.” I’m going to marry this woman.
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Quinns @itsquinns.bsky.social · 1d
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 2d
RIP Prunella Scales.

A lot of unexpected things come from aging - for me one of the most unexpected was rewatching Fawlty Towers and thinking "Y'know, Sybil Fawlty's actually kinda hot".
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 2d
Yep, that's the one that almost fooled me!
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 2d
Present! ✋
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 2d
“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy—they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess...”
onestpress.onestnetwork.com Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 2d
Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 2d
Coming back a little earlier than in previous years!
Lotsa hidden visual effects in this season, as usual. If you can see what we did, then we did it wrong. 🤪

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_D_...
The Price of the Badge | Dark Winds Season 4 | Premieres February 15 | AMC+
YouTube video by amc+
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 2d
Been collecting 4k DVD versions of favorite movies and turns out I have to inspect the sales listings carefully to make sure I don't accidentally buy a terrible remake that I didn't know existed. They remade Poltergeist? And Point Break? Firestarter? Flatliners? I was blissfully unaware until now.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 2d
Inside you there are two wolves. One wolf wants to start a conversation over lunch that begins "Did you hear what Kim Kardashian fucking said this week?" and the other wolf wants to put a fucking gun in its mouth for even knowing what the fuck Kim Kardashian fucking said this week.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 2d
Ok, that was fun but gravy season starts tomorrow.

Tired: candy

Wired: gravy
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 2d
most of the time I think he’s at least really committed to fascism. but there’s just a lot of evidence he’s bored as fuck and they keep coming up with these little projects for him. I mean it’s important for elderly people to stay active.
joshtpm.bsky.social Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 2d
Hey folks, an update on the battle to bring down prices!
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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 3d
Oh it's Halloween?
Freaky goat inviting kids to hail Satan. Credit to original poster!
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 3d
Right?
viktorwinetrout.bsky.social Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3d
I hate when you’re investigating a copycat murder and the original killer claims to have information which he’ll only reveal if you grant him some special privilege which he then uses to escape
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 18d
When I was frightened my Nanna would sit next to my bed, rub my back and whisper, "Shhh, ghosts aren't for real Jack." Which would have made me feel better if she hadn't died before I was born.
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Frank Cvetkovic @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 4d
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 3d
It's Halloween Eve and the monsters are trending
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 3d
His new title is The Rapist Formerly Known As Prince

www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...
Prince Andrew stripped of 'prince' title and will move out of Royal Lodge
He will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor - Buckingham Palace says
www.bbc.com
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · Oct 2
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 4d
New career path: Telling everyone that I use generative AI for everything (and then just half-assing it with my own brain) so people I don’t respect throw piles of money at me and are cool with the final product being bad.
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Trey Stokes @treystokes.bsky.social · 4d
Knickers
philplait.bsky.social Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 4d
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

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asrivkin.bsky.social Andy Rivkin @asrivkin.bsky.social · 4d
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Twig
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 5d
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 5d
biblically accurate cat
Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes
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Stone Cold “Crazy” Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 5d
CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
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