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Addled Pixie’s Chasm of Spasm 💀🧟👻 @addledpixie.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t believe in an afterlife, not really, but if I die and my consciousness merges with the universe, I hope I can still hear music. I hope the stars sing.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13h

I just cleaned out my desk. It's been a while. I feel really good about it.

So anyway - if anybody out there wants 300 free hours of AOL I can totally hook you up.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Sep 28

The restaurant lights dim. My date lifts an eyebrow and asks, “Did it just get sexier in here?”

ME: I CAN'T SEE MY MENU

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 15h

I keep seeing a phone number pop up with the name Hole Specialist, and I'm not mature enough to not bring that to your attention.

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 18h

Mr Clean watching the meteor coming in

SOON IT WILL ALL BE CLEAN

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 20h

Well I hope you're happy.
I'm in a bad mood now.
There, satisfied?
*grumbles*

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 2d

Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 2d

That moment I temporarily stop inhabiting my body so that I can pronounce the word corroboration.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

What's your favorite color?

1. ghost in the fog
2. Victorian vampire
3. zombie heart
4. moss covered skeleton

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

sorry 😬

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Addled Pixie’s Chasm of Spasm 💀🧟👻 @addledpixie.bsky.social · Aug 30

For a brief window of time, we weren’t doomscrolling, we were tombscrolling.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

I just found one (1) piece of glitter on my keyboard.
Dammit I have asked the exotic dancers not to use my cubicle after hours!

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d

I just felt a small, but genuine thrill when noticing we’d finally finished the awful lemon-scented hand soap in the kitchen, and it had been replaced with my favorite cherry blossom soap. It would seem that I have a favorite hand soap. Such is the rock and roll lifestyle I lead.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 1d

Friday the 13th might be catchier, but MONDAY THE 13TH is so much scarier.

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GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 2d

I know this has been said before, much more eloquently than I'm capable of doing, but it's wild that so many of us are not all that well mentally, yet here we are, dealing with all this shit, *and* every day life.