GÖATS OF DÖÖM
@goatsofdoom.bsky.social
I'm an idiot, but at least I'm not an ultracrepidarian. Phew.
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I'm an idiot, but at least I'm not an ultracrepidarian. Phew.
Something about if I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all...
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Something about if I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all...
If you don't mind, cross your fingers for me.
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you don't mind, cross your fingers for me.
Post your fave "Transformers" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Post your fave "Transformers" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
Just another Miami day.
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just another Miami day.
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute...
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I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
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putting tums on my pizza to save time
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
putting tums on my pizza to save time
Motorhead is overrated.
6. What opinion about music will have you like this?
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Motorhead is overrated.
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I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
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When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
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Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
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hate it when people brag about their extravaganzas when some of us don’t have any vaganzas at all
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
hate it when people brag about their extravaganzas when some of us don’t have any vaganzas at all
Almost an hour delay so far.
This does not bode well for our hero.
(In this scenario, I am, impossibly, the hero)
This does not bode well for our hero.
(In this scenario, I am, impossibly, the hero)
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Almost an hour delay so far.
This does not bode well for our hero.
(In this scenario, I am, impossibly, the hero)
This does not bode well for our hero.
(In this scenario, I am, impossibly, the hero)
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You must have come over on the baeflower
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You must have come over on the baeflower
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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A gift-free holiday based on eating as much as you can? Yes, please.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A gift-free holiday based on eating as much as you can? Yes, please.
Thanksgiving 2025
(A Nathan's hot dog at the airport)
((That was a good hot dog))
(A Nathan's hot dog at the airport)
((That was a good hot dog))
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Thanksgiving 2025
(A Nathan's hot dog at the airport)
((That was a good hot dog))
(A Nathan's hot dog at the airport)
((That was a good hot dog))
“True, nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am, but why will you say that I am mad?!”
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Same dude. Same." - me
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Same dude. Same." - me
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
“True, nervous, very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am, but why will you say that I am mad?!”
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Same dude. Same." - me
- Edgar Allan Poe
"Same dude. Same." - me
Finally, some hard hitting journalism.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Finally, some hard hitting journalism.
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Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.
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give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
Absolute banger.
Your point is invalid.
Your point is invalid.
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Absolute banger.
Your point is invalid.
Your point is invalid.
Guillermo Del Toro's PADDINGTON
Guillermo del Toro’s The Great Muppet Caper
Guillermo del Toro’s Dora the Explorer
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Guillermo Del Toro's PADDINGTON
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What if god was one of us. Like, a mystery shopper.
*Looks around nervously*
*Looks around nervously*
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
What if god was one of us. Like, a mystery shopper.
*Looks around nervously*
*Looks around nervously*