GÖATS OF DÖÖM
@goatsofdoom.bsky.social
Misanthropic Minon of the Mundane.
RADICAL LEFT SCUM.
RADICAL LEFT SCUM.
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I think it's time for people to start rebelling against going into fields that do not pay well because they have a good heart and want to care for people. The backbones of this society aren't actually paid well and will never be financially wealthy. It's actually counterintuitive.
February 17, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I think it's time for people to start rebelling against going into fields that do not pay well because they have a good heart and want to care for people. The backbones of this society aren't actually paid well and will never be financially wealthy. It's actually counterintuitive.
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I don't know who the OP was, but this is perfection.
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I don't know who the OP was, but this is perfection.
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Most terrifying things on Earth:
1. Opening the front camera by accident.
2. Saying “you too” when the waiter says “enjoy your meal.”
3. Someone holding the door for you when you’re 40 feet away.
1. Opening the front camera by accident.
2. Saying “you too” when the waiter says “enjoy your meal.”
3. Someone holding the door for you when you’re 40 feet away.
February 17, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Most terrifying things on Earth:
1. Opening the front camera by accident.
2. Saying “you too” when the waiter says “enjoy your meal.”
3. Someone holding the door for you when you’re 40 feet away.
1. Opening the front camera by accident.
2. Saying “you too” when the waiter says “enjoy your meal.”
3. Someone holding the door for you when you’re 40 feet away.
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do not go all willy-nilly into that good night
February 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
do not go all willy-nilly into that good night
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"Everything comes to he who waits. And I have waited so very long for this moment."
February 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"Everything comes to he who waits. And I have waited so very long for this moment."
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celebrate President's Day by impeaching the president
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
celebrate President's Day by impeaching the president
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Dude has a chance to make this the funniest Presidents Day ever
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Dude has a chance to make this the funniest Presidents Day ever
To make matters even worse, this new headshaver thingy is not really working out...
...because there is no g0d and we are all alone in this infinite darkness.
...because there is no g0d and we are all alone in this infinite darkness.
February 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
To make matters even worse, this new headshaver thingy is not really working out...
...because there is no g0d and we are all alone in this infinite darkness.
...because there is no g0d and we are all alone in this infinite darkness.
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Always a bridesmaid, never a pulsating orb of light
February 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Always a bridesmaid, never a pulsating orb of light
dread
Dread
DREAD
D R E A D
D R E A D
Dread
DREAD
D R E A D
D R E A D
February 16, 2026 at 11:25 AM
dread
Dread
DREAD
D R E A D
D R E A D
Dread
DREAD
D R E A D
D R E A D
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“Persist one more time, motherfucker!”
- Me addressing the horrors
- Me addressing the horrors
February 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM
“Persist one more time, motherfucker!”
- Me addressing the horrors
- Me addressing the horrors
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I'm just quietly banging my head against the wall while asking, "Why?" repeatedly and rage eating peanut butter by the spoonful about it. You?
February 16, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I'm just quietly banging my head against the wall while asking, "Why?" repeatedly and rage eating peanut butter by the spoonful about it. You?
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Being sad as fuck is a full time job.
February 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Being sad as fuck is a full time job.
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on this nominally day of Jesus or whatever I'd like to nominate Saint Brown of the Hoodie
February 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
on this nominally day of Jesus or whatever I'd like to nominate Saint Brown of the Hoodie
Hello! I have a pimple...on my nose! Shall I guide your sleigh tonight?
Serious inquiries only.
Serious inquiries only.
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Hello! I have a pimple...on my nose! Shall I guide your sleigh tonight?
Serious inquiries only.
Serious inquiries only.
Normally I'd be stressing about the coming work week, but I have a small social thing today, so a lot of my stress is about that. But no worries, my work related stress is *right* there. And of course all the regime related stress never goes away. So in summation - stress.
February 15, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Normally I'd be stressing about the coming work week, but I have a small social thing today, so a lot of my stress is about that. But no worries, my work related stress is *right* there. And of course all the regime related stress never goes away. So in summation - stress.
Guys, it's okay.
You're safe now.
You're safe now.
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Guys, it's okay.
You're safe now.
You're safe now.
FYI, according to Walmart we've moved on to Easter.
Please adjust your calendars.
Please adjust your calendars.
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
FYI, according to Walmart we've moved on to Easter.
Please adjust your calendars.
Please adjust your calendars.
Bad news bad guys.
If I had super powers, people who leave shopping carts in parking spaces would suffer almost as badly as actual criminals.
(insert dirty look here)
If I had super powers, people who leave shopping carts in parking spaces would suffer almost as badly as actual criminals.
(insert dirty look here)
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Bad news bad guys.
If I had super powers, people who leave shopping carts in parking spaces would suffer almost as badly as actual criminals.
(insert dirty look here)
If I had super powers, people who leave shopping carts in parking spaces would suffer almost as badly as actual criminals.
(insert dirty look here)
Well a Happy VD to you...
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Well a Happy VD to you...
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I am but a mere vessel for cream cheese.
February 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I am but a mere vessel for cream cheese.
I feel kinda bad when I see new followers. So you make mistakes too, eh?
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I feel kinda bad when I see new followers. So you make mistakes too, eh?
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Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately
February 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Been saying "uh oh" a worrying amount lately