Schmidt
@hnimntwo.bsky.social
i like video games, computers, homelabs and shitposting | he/him
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Schmidt
@hnimntwo.bsky.social
· Mar 25
why are you dissing the peanut gallery. its great up here. theres actually peanuts.
why tf dont they just salt the slippery slope. the shit is super cheap
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
why tf dont they just salt the slippery slope. the shit is super cheap
my yaris was taken from me seven months ago and i have never been the same
February 8, 2026 at 2:36 PM
my yaris was taken from me seven months ago and i have never been the same
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ready to not be mentally ill anymore, i have been a good boy i think im ready to be Normal
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
ready to not be mentally ill anymore, i have been a good boy i think im ready to be Normal
My favorite part of the Fallout tv show is that almost every episode, there would be a moment where I'd say "That's very Fallout."
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
My favorite part of the Fallout tv show is that almost every episode, there would be a moment where I'd say "That's very Fallout."
it is now written in the stars that this place is run by morons
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 PM
it is now written in the stars that this place is run by morons
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Lol they suspended dril, great work to the morons running this place
February 4, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Lol they suspended dril, great work to the morons running this place
On the plus side of being newly single, I can make the most unwieldy and elaborate out of town event plans on an absolute whim. And just fuckin do it.
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
On the plus side of being newly single, I can make the most unwieldy and elaborate out of town event plans on an absolute whim. And just fuckin do it.
“Oh I dont do that vocal stim anymore. It was one I shared with my ex as a form of mutual affection and now if I hear anything that resembles it, much less utter it myself, I am struck with considerable psychic damage.”
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
“Oh I dont do that vocal stim anymore. It was one I shared with my ex as a form of mutual affection and now if I hear anything that resembles it, much less utter it myself, I am struck with considerable psychic damage.”
surely making "does the nyt daily crossword puzzle" a part of my personality will make me more cool
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
surely making "does the nyt daily crossword puzzle" a part of my personality will make me more cool
i dont have a dream job for i do not dream of labour
January 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
i dont have a dream job for i do not dream of labour
i have been struck with the memory of what i think was my first "first date" in high school where i was so anxious during dinner that i had to excuse myself to the washroom to vomit in the toilet and then i forgot the leftovers box on the table when we left
January 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM
i have been struck with the memory of what i think was my first "first date" in high school where i was so anxious during dinner that i had to excuse myself to the washroom to vomit in the toilet and then i forgot the leftovers box on the table when we left
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just found out horse year doesn't even start until february 17th, i have been living a placebo horse year... it's still snake year...
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
just found out horse year doesn't even start until february 17th, i have been living a placebo horse year... it's still snake year...
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im this close to crawling back under my god damn rock
FOX & FRIENDS: What did you decide to do this this morning?
TRUMP: Are you talking about calling you people or this shot? Because I'm not sure which is worse if you want to know the truth. I'm calling you because Charlie Hurt has been a great friend of mine for a long time.
TRUMP: Are you talking about calling you people or this shot? Because I'm not sure which is worse if you want to know the truth. I'm calling you because Charlie Hurt has been a great friend of mine for a long time.
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
im this close to crawling back under my god damn rock
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Year of the Horse
Can we normalize warfare?
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Year of the Horse
soon the united states congress will be regarded as a vestigial structure like wisdom teeth or the canadian senate
January 3, 2026 at 2:21 PM
soon the united states congress will be regarded as a vestigial structure like wisdom teeth or the canadian senate
i look forward to the long form video essays on youtube about what exactly the fuck happened
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
i look forward to the long form video essays on youtube about what exactly the fuck happened
so are we thinking the united states captured maduro faster or slower than it took gavrilo princip to assassinate franz ferdinand
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
so are we thinking the united states captured maduro faster or slower than it took gavrilo princip to assassinate franz ferdinand
good thing i have completely dissociated from news and politics after Monitoring the Situation excessively the last several years mentally injured me
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
good thing i have completely dissociated from news and politics after Monitoring the Situation excessively the last several years mentally injured me
i did it
not buying a ps5 just for death stranding 2. nope. not going to do it. wont do it.
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i did it
why the fuck isnt it standard to print the wattage on the front if every microwave? its like the most important thing to know to figure out how long to cook the food for
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
why the fuck isnt it standard to print the wattage on the front if every microwave? its like the most important thing to know to figure out how long to cook the food for
everyday is a shitty day to have quit nicotine
October 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
everyday is a shitty day to have quit nicotine
aight. no more mr nicotine
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 AM
aight. no more mr nicotine
i can only afford one basket for all my different eggs.
October 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
i can only afford one basket for all my different eggs.
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I wish he would focus on something like switching to the metric system
October 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I wish he would focus on something like switching to the metric system