Hoffman Lens
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Sadly, this is NOT satire.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Sadly, this is NOT satire.
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“It’s bad luck Ghorman. We need what's in the ground, and when we're done, there won't be much left to call home."
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
“It’s bad luck Ghorman. We need what's in the ground, and when we're done, there won't be much left to call home."
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This sums it up rather well.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This sums it up rather well.
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A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
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I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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The Onion never misses.
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The Onion never misses.
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Big sigh. Watch this.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Big sigh. Watch this.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting?
No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.
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So I did an important thing worth talking about. Saved a young girl from making an irreversible decision in a tragic moment of her life by talking to her. She didn’t speak much but after a while she allowed me to hold her hand and it went from there.
August 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So I did an important thing worth talking about. Saved a young girl from making an irreversible decision in a tragic moment of her life by talking to her. She didn’t speak much but after a while she allowed me to hold her hand and it went from there.
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NEW: Tomorrow’s front page of Scottish newspaper, The National.
July 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
NEW: Tomorrow’s front page of Scottish newspaper, The National.
Love this.
The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago. The second best time is today.
--Ancient Proverb
So, about that dream project of yours...
--Ancient Proverb
So, about that dream project of yours...
July 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Love this.
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A teacher breaks down after ICE causes multiple schools to lockdown during graduation ceremonies and parents to flee for their lives.
Only the soulless aren’t hurting from what is happening in our country. This is affecting all of us.
Only the soulless aren’t hurting from what is happening in our country. This is affecting all of us.
June 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
A teacher breaks down after ICE causes multiple schools to lockdown during graduation ceremonies and parents to flee for their lives.
Only the soulless aren’t hurting from what is happening in our country. This is affecting all of us.
Only the soulless aren’t hurting from what is happening in our country. This is affecting all of us.
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This is a view from the surface of Comet 67P.
The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.
The dots moving in the background are stars.
The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.
The dots moving in the background are stars.
May 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is a view from the surface of Comet 67P.
The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.
The dots moving in the background are stars.
The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice.
The dots moving in the background are stars.
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Even with zero context. Everyone knows who this is about....and it sums it up perfectly.
Fuck. When will this fucking fuck finally shut the fuck up.
Fucking fucklet.
Fucking fucklet.
May 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Even with zero context. Everyone knows who this is about....and it sums it up perfectly.
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A same height party by artist Hans Hemmert
Berlin
1997
Berlin
1997
April 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
A same height party by artist Hans Hemmert
Berlin
1997
Berlin
1997
My faith in the future every time a new, seemingly 'last-straw' low is perpetrated by the Trump administration...
a close up of a girl 's face with blonde hair
Alt: Newt from Aliens saying 'It won't make any difference.'
media.tenor.com
April 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My faith in the future every time a new, seemingly 'last-straw' low is perpetrated by the Trump administration...
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Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
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Portable Hard Drive
How To Carry 20 Megabytes Of Data Around In 1985
How To Carry 20 Megabytes Of Data Around In 1985
April 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Portable Hard Drive
How To Carry 20 Megabytes Of Data Around In 1985
How To Carry 20 Megabytes Of Data Around In 1985
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Bring back proper games journalism.
April 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Bring back proper games journalism.