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q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons
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i can't believe they have to play again today.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
i can't believe they have to play again today.
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This is a four hour episode that I read something like 700 pages of material to prep for.
Five-star runtime? More like five PENTAGRAM runtime! Today Shelved by Genre talks for over four hours about the first nine chapters of Alan Moore and Eddie Campbell's high concept Jack the Ripper yarn FROM HELL, bringing all our diverse pools on knowledge to bear: rangedtouch.com/2025/10/24/f...
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is a four hour episode that I read something like 700 pages of material to prep for.
AFL communities response to the Tom Stewart stuff really shows an inability to recognise concussion as an injury. Also a bye between prelim and Granny is a joke
September 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
AFL communities response to the Tom Stewart stuff really shows an inability to recognise concussion as an injury. Also a bye between prelim and Granny is a joke
My fav part of this wfh debate is all these CEOs saying office work encourages collaboration when if you approached them for a chat in the office someone would promptly tell you not to speak to them
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My fav part of this wfh debate is all these CEOs saying office work encourages collaboration when if you approached them for a chat in the office someone would promptly tell you not to speak to them
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I have a project I've been working on all of this year:
it's called DESCRIBE WORLD. it's made up of zines and free games and a new podcast feed where I do whatever the hell I want. the first pod ep is a 6 hour episode about criticism with @nochorus.bsky.social ckunzelman.com/describe-wor...
it's called DESCRIBE WORLD. it's made up of zines and free games and a new podcast feed where I do whatever the hell I want. the first pod ep is a 6 hour episode about criticism with @nochorus.bsky.social ckunzelman.com/describe-wor...
August 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I have a project I've been working on all of this year:
it's called DESCRIBE WORLD. it's made up of zines and free games and a new podcast feed where I do whatever the hell I want. the first pod ep is a 6 hour episode about criticism with @nochorus.bsky.social ckunzelman.com/describe-wor...
it's called DESCRIBE WORLD. it's made up of zines and free games and a new podcast feed where I do whatever the hell I want. the first pod ep is a 6 hour episode about criticism with @nochorus.bsky.social ckunzelman.com/describe-wor...
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Everyone who thinks Braid is one of the best games ever needs to go back and play Braid
June 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Everyone who thinks Braid is one of the best games ever needs to go back and play Braid
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The simultaneous success of Sinners and Minecraft sends a clear message to Hollywood: audiences want movies to either be good or shit
April 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The simultaneous success of Sinners and Minecraft sends a clear message to Hollywood: audiences want movies to either be good or shit
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"baby yoda is so trenchant and timely...baby yoda is political now." that's how you sound
April 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"baby yoda is so trenchant and timely...baby yoda is political now." that's how you sound
Needle drops in paradise are no bueno
February 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Needle drops in paradise are no bueno
Just 3 weeks of paradox players being "man even I wouldn't try whatever this shit is"
February 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Just 3 weeks of paradox players being "man even I wouldn't try whatever this shit is"
Bret, you were a diversity hire!
January 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Bret, you were a diversity hire!
I hate creeping vines.
January 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hate creeping vines.
Australia to have this one wrapped up by stumps tomorrow, you heard it here first
January 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Australia to have this one wrapped up by stumps tomorrow, you heard it here first
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Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
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Still working on our next video game. Coming together extremely nicely. Can't wait till you all can go back in time and save John Lennon
December 19, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Still working on our next video game. Coming together extremely nicely. Can't wait till you all can go back in time and save John Lennon
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A man once approached a wise Master and asked "How can I create a podcast as successful as Anime Sickos?"
The wise Master smiled and said, "Success is easy...simply give your podcast a title that requires you to follow it up with 'no, wait! None of the things that title implies are true!'"
The wise Master smiled and said, "Success is easy...simply give your podcast a title that requires you to follow it up with 'no, wait! None of the things that title implies are true!'"
December 5, 2024 at 6:02 PM
A man once approached a wise Master and asked "How can I create a podcast as successful as Anime Sickos?"
The wise Master smiled and said, "Success is easy...simply give your podcast a title that requires you to follow it up with 'no, wait! None of the things that title implies are true!'"
The wise Master smiled and said, "Success is easy...simply give your podcast a title that requires you to follow it up with 'no, wait! None of the things that title implies are true!'"
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Ladies and gentlemen, the good shit
December 4, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the good shit
Too many unread big books. 2025 to be the year of the big books. Hold me to this
December 2, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Too many unread big books. 2025 to be the year of the big books. Hold me to this
Screaming into the void "why am I addicted to super mega baseball!"
November 27, 2024 at 9:45 AM
Screaming into the void "why am I addicted to super mega baseball!"