What if it was called Apocalypse Wow and the tagline was looking at the apocalypse and saying 'wow'

We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business

i replaced all my kitchen knives with lasers and it's going well so far. it's going well

when babies are old enough to sit up on a blanket sometimes people will put another baby there and say they're friends. this is disrespectful

I like that tar is a horrible reeking bubbling thick black goo. If I came across that, sure yeah, I’d put a foot in, see what’s what. See if it has good foot feel