Huma Imtiaz
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Huma Imtiaz
@humaimtiaz.bsky.social
Pet butler, comms worker. Opinions my own.
Olivia Nuzzi wrote a glowing obituary for a bigoted, racist, godawful mean person, so frankly I don't know why any of this is surprising.
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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New York Lacked an Affordable Housing Portal. So These Teenagers Made One.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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This essay is about a Jeremy Peters article, naturally
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Mamdani is going to impose sharara law so we can all boogie to this banger. youtu.be/LwjR20lX4aY?...
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I love this website, where “this person died” is swiftly followed up by “shame he was a racist motherfucker”
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Just straight up bigotry from the halls of the U.S. Senate.
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Richest nation in human history
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Feeling poorly so ended up watching Dhoom 2 (again) and just the opening sequence made the $1.99 rental fee worth it.
The theme from Dhoom (it’s a Bollywood movie)
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Imagine having a kid in this daycare who watches as their teacher is bodily dragged away by masked goons.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
All my chats are lit tonight.
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
And to put a finer point on it — the dog whistling or straight up racist attacks came specifically from prominent political figures.
Boy Mamdani's race is really a vivid reminder that anti-Islamic bigotry is 100% accepted in US public discourse. People don't even bother dog whistling, it's just right out in the open.
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Boy Mamdani's race is really a vivid reminder that anti-Islamic bigotry is 100% accepted in US public discourse. People don't even bother dog whistling, it's just right out in the open.
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
In absolute hysterics.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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If you believe that within every person is a whole world, then within every community is a universe. So what happens to a neighborhood when it loses one of its stars?

For Mt Pleasant, it means losing Gael Gomez, a 19 year-old who helped bring the cosmos to the people.

51st.news/mount-pleasa...
Mount Pleasant’s sidewalk astronomer might have to leave his home
But Gael Gomez wants people to keep looking up — at the sky and in life.
51st.news
October 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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This is exactly the same argument — and, in parts, even the same language — that segregationists advanced to argue that white people had a “right” not to live next to people who were different from them.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM