Human Mike
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Human Mike
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Hi! I’m Mike, a human being.
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May 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Stars — they’re just like us!

I too am exploding with alarming frequency

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BAN #447: Wait. HOW MANY supernova explode every year?
25 July 2022 Issue #447
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April 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I read 1984 as a kid and thought the Party’s propaganda was so transparently dumb that it could only exist in satire. Wish I’d been right
March 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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king solomon looked upon the monolith and said "simply cut the baby in half" and both of the developers nodded back "i am ok with half a baby" — traditional microservice story
March 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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JUST IN: The 9th circuit court of appeals won’t clear the way for the mass firing of probationary employees at six key federal departments, leaving in place a lower court’s order reinstating thousands of terminated workers.
March 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Sociopathic RFK Jr. wants to cut 20,000 jobs from Health and Human Services. This will delay health and medical progress for decades. Someone you know will die unnecessarily of something that could have been prevented or cured if these people were allowed to do their jobs wapo.st/3Y5sGeJ [gift link]
RFK Jr. announces big cuts to Department of Health and Human Services
In all, the agency will cut 20,000 positions, half of them by layoffs.
wapo.st
March 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable.

Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.

Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
March 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you see this post, quote with a bridge from your gallery.
March 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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There is a reason why Elon and Russ Vought want Congress to pass Speaker Johnson's slush fund CR.

We should not let Elon and Trump pick winners and losers or defund programs they either don't like or don't understand.

They will hurt blue AND red states.

VOTE NO.
March 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.

YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Relevant:
“If your service can’t be run on a laptop, your service doesn’t deserve to be ran in a cluster” - Marilyn Monroe

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March 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Reminder: if you haven’t yet read “The Mythical Man Month,” buy two copies so you can read it faster.
March 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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“Your outie always remembers the correct order of parameters to ln”
March 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.

American voters:
a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
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March 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Before Trump, never in my lifetime did I think I’d see a President abandon an American ally to side with Vladimir Putin—a Russian dictator who paid the Taliban to kill American soldiers.

Aid to Ukraine isn’t charity, it’s an investment in our own national security interests.
Trump pauses US military aid to Ukraine while pressuring Zelenskyy to move toward quick end to war
President Donald Trump slammed Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy for suggesting that the end of Russia's war against Ukraine likely "is still very, very far away."
apnews.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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It was an honor to sign the guest book in the home of Anne Frank.

I was here as a younger man and thought about her life as a dark chapter of history.

Today, I can’t help but think of her story as one of caution. Our world is fragile, and it’s incumbent on us not to break it.
February 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Poll: post-asteroid, will the Bronteroc be eating Trump or Musk?
February 19, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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The United States is currently being run by a criminal gang that hates the United States.
February 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Right now our country is facing serious outbreaks of bird flu, tuberculosis, and measles, and a surge in flu cases—and how do Trump & Musk respond?

By firing hundreds of CDC employees—the very people researching the spread of these diseases & how to keep people safe.
New: Last night, hundreds of CDC post-doc fellows were fired, including all in the group who call themselves the "disease detectors," and are the future of public health lab leaders. One senior official told me, "It is going to cripple public health for decades."

www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
CDC 'disease detectors' among hundreds fired as Trump administration ramps up agency cuts
Administration officials last week informed CDC leaders of plans to cut up to 10% of its workforce as it targeted federal probationary employees.
www.nbcnews.com
February 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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She was confirmed nine days ago, that's a pretty sweet speedrun into full-blown corruption, not even a full Scaramucci
BREAKING: Ranking Member Raskin demands Attorney General Bondi halt illegal intimidation campaign targeting the DOJ’s Public Integrity Office.
February 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Keep calling folks
Gov. Hochul to @maddow.msnbc.com: "I have to maintain stability, end the chaos & do what's right for the City of New York ... These are my constituents as well. I'm going to make sure they're protected. So this just happened; I need some time to process this and figure out the right approach." 2/2
February 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Once again, illegal and unconstitutional.
February 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM