Teenjus
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Kershaw really shit on his legacy by deciding he needed to get on the record with the wackest, worst, laziest bigotry right as the curtain was coming down, and it will be tough to remember him any other way. Absolutely one of the greats, but no one can just be normal (or just be quiet) anymore.
ichiban.bsky.social
That's rad. Breakfast of Champions is probably my favorite Vonnegut book, and every time I think about it, I think of that drawing.
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yogabapentin.bsky.social
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI logo Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards
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karlbode.com
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
ichiban.bsky.social
I know SOMEBODY in the bullpen has to suck, but yeah, no matter how big the lead, I should not have to watch Ferguson or Vargas pitch in a playoff game.
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razzball.bsky.social
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥

Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
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maiamindel.bsky.social
Using AI to keep watching videos of a dead person is frankly sinister. Just reveals a culture obsessed iwth never moving forward or looking ahead, just wallowing in increasingly degraded and unnatural rehashes of its own memories
popcrave.com
Zelda Williams urges fans to stop sending AI videos of her father, Robin Williams:

“Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I’ll understand, I don’t and I won’t. If you’re just trying to troll me, I’ve seen way worse, I’ll restrict and move on.”
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kathbarbadoro.bsky.social
I love living in a city full of immigrants and tons and tons of people who are not at all like me and not like each other. It makes us all better and it makes our city better. I know I’m preaching to the choir by saying this on the lib app but I sometimes just get so overwhelmed by how special it is
ichiban.bsky.social
Did they use one of those old photos from Twitter when everyone was photoshopping his face to make it incrementally smaller?
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theonion.com
Everyone In Symphony Audience Has Finger Cocked Under Beer Can Tab For First Sign of Crescendo
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edsbs.bsky.social
These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago
wesleymorgan.bsky.social
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
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theathletic.com
When LeBron James announced “The Second Decision”, fans immediately jumped to the conclusion that the upcoming season would be his last.

Instead, it was a liquor ad.

http://dlvr.it/TNXZ1h
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decodingfoxnews.bsky.social
Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️
ichiban.bsky.social
This is super good.
albertburneko.bsky.social
Bari Weiss signs huge deal to usher CBS News into its Vichy era: defector.com/bari-weiss-s...
The Ellisons and the rest of the billionaire class don't need the aerodynamic drag of association with fringier right-wing stuff; they want the prestige and lubricity of affiliation with important, elite institutions. That's the value proposition of the Ivy-incubated, Wall Street Journal and New York Times veteran Weiss: obsequiousness to power and capital without any of the wacky stuff, the imprimatur of elite consensus unburdened by any inconvenient commitment to reporting on the business of powerful people. What does this look like in practical terms?
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tyleraking.com
Poll department about to get locked out of Slack.
moreperfectunion.bsky.social
New CBS polling shows that voters have soured on Trump's handling of economic issues.

60% of voters now disapprove of his overall handling of the economy.

On inflation it's even worse for Trump, with 65% disapproving.
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tomscocca.bsky.social
The contrarian got the job by convincing the third-richest man in the world, a key supporter of the sitting president, that she shared his worldview
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maddow.msnbc.com
behold the bold and brave washington post opinion section (under new management), lol
ichiban.bsky.social
When your bullpen is fully rested and you bring in the worst pitcher on the team in a huge moment, you kinda deserve to lose.
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michaelf617.bsky.social
I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now
ichiban.bsky.social
I was hoping the M's would get the late game today, and now that they have it ... I'm just annoyed. It's taking too long. Let's GO
ichiban.bsky.social
Oh shit, it's a parry game? Now I'm even more excited! (Gonna buy it today, most likely.)
ichiban.bsky.social
There's a documentary that's been screening around the country for a year or two about the hedge fund that bought my local paper (and effectively ended my career in journalism), and I've been waiting for an opportunity to watch it. Looks like it hit PBS this week! It's good, infuriating stuff:
Stripped for Parts: American Journalism on the Brink
A handful of journalists rebel against a hedge fund that is gutting newspapers nationwide.
www.pbs.org