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Trump’s First Year In Office https://theonion.com/trumps-first-year-in-office/
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Trump’s First Year In Office https://theonion.com/trumps-first-year-in-office/
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my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
Tim Walz condemned for comparing Minnesota children to Anne Frank
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
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January 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt
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Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop https://theonion.com/childs-blow-into-car-breathalyzer-rewarded-with-dicey-trip-to-ice-cream-shop/
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop https://theonion.com/childs-blow-into-car-breathalyzer-rewarded-with-dicey-trip-to-ice-cream-shop/
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![Comic: Common Sailing Rigs. [18 boats with different sail types, labeled.] Lateen; Bermuda rigged sloop; Ketch, Gaff rigged sloop; yawl; schooner; Ketch-rigged Gaff; Kloop-rigged sketch; bunkbed rig; Flettner rig; Oops, all Spinnakers; keel rig; kite rig; longsail rig; deckhand obliterator; offset rig; mastless rig; unclassifiable chaos rig.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreientc5tredyz4kyj4ifwiiu2diy5zkxze6pnlbtcyxlntwlkg43ku@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
theonion.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED BY MADURO & STAY LOUD!!
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
And I’m gonna "like" this post every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
#Justice4theVictims_NOW
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Area Family Likes Car So Much They Live In It https://theonion.com/area-family-likes-car-so-much-they-live-in-it-1819568254/
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Area Family Likes Car So Much They Live In It https://theonion.com/area-family-likes-car-so-much-they-live-in-it-1819568254/
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I think about this more often than I should
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I think about this more often than I should
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
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I know! Let’s raise tariffs and healthcare costs, too! That should help make things affordable! 🙄
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I know! Let’s raise tariffs and healthcare costs, too! That should help make things affordable! 🙄
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Pink empress Mantis
October 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Pink empress Mantis
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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
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October 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
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do you ever think about how when you look at someone's butthole, photons are bouncing off the hole and directly into your eyes
October 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
do you ever think about how when you look at someone's butthole, photons are bouncing off the hole and directly into your eyes
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
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if you copped a Limited Edition Shein Mangione Shirt I salute you www.404media.co/shein-luigi-...
Shein Used Luigi Mangione’s AI-Generated Face to Sell a Shirt
United Healthcare CEO murder suspect Luigi Mangione is not, in fact, modeling floral button-downs for Shein.
www.404media.co
September 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
if you copped a Limited Edition Shein Mangione Shirt I salute you www.404media.co/shein-luigi-...
Fondly remembering the time I showed a coworker how easy it was to skim a credit card.
They then got standoffish and said "I'm never trusting you again."
It is sometimes hard to show people you care about how vulnerable they are without scaring them.
I wonder how family of pen testers feel?
They then got standoffish and said "I'm never trusting you again."
It is sometimes hard to show people you care about how vulnerable they are without scaring them.
I wonder how family of pen testers feel?
September 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Fondly remembering the time I showed a coworker how easy it was to skim a credit card.
They then got standoffish and said "I'm never trusting you again."
It is sometimes hard to show people you care about how vulnerable they are without scaring them.
I wonder how family of pen testers feel?
They then got standoffish and said "I'm never trusting you again."
It is sometimes hard to show people you care about how vulnerable they are without scaring them.
I wonder how family of pen testers feel?
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I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"
August 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"
This would be pretty crazy, small, venue, cover band, big city. What are the odds?
www.loudersound.com/bands-artist...
www.loudersound.com/bands-artist...
Watch Daron Malakian join stunned System Of A Down tribute band for cover of Cigaro in Chicago
System Of A Down guitarist hears his own band being covered, then walks into venue and joins them onstage
www.loudersound.com
September 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This would be pretty crazy, small, venue, cover band, big city. What are the odds?
www.loudersound.com/bands-artist...
www.loudersound.com/bands-artist...
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Man Given 6 Months To Live Beats Odds By Dying In 2 https://theonion.com/man-given-6-months-to-live-beats-odds-by-dying-in-2/
September 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man Given 6 Months To Live Beats Odds By Dying In 2 https://theonion.com/man-given-6-months-to-live-beats-odds-by-dying-in-2/
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Must be nice to have no oligarchs on your supreme court.
August 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Must be nice to have no oligarchs on your supreme court.
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Caturday
Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
August 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Caturday
Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
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