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We will never be free as long as Microsoft Teams exists
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
We will never be free as long as Microsoft Teams exists
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The next time you’re tempted to beat yourself up over a silly mistake at work, think of the poor guy who pulled a real-life “Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m trying to remove it” after publicly hearting a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The next time you’re tempted to beat yourself up over a silly mistake at work, think of the poor guy who pulled a real-life “Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m trying to remove it” after publicly hearting a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.
I got to feed a kangaroo on my honeymoon
December 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I got to feed a kangaroo on my honeymoon
Developing a theory which I'm referring to as "Homeowner's Madness"
Right now every old person I know who owns their own home is either the biggest busybody on earth or is sinking $$$$$ into useless bullshit additions to their house which they won't be able to enjoy, it's maddening
Right now every old person I know who owns their own home is either the biggest busybody on earth or is sinking $$$$$ into useless bullshit additions to their house which they won't be able to enjoy, it's maddening
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Developing a theory which I'm referring to as "Homeowner's Madness"
Right now every old person I know who owns their own home is either the biggest busybody on earth or is sinking $$$$$ into useless bullshit additions to their house which they won't be able to enjoy, it's maddening
Right now every old person I know who owns their own home is either the biggest busybody on earth or is sinking $$$$$ into useless bullshit additions to their house which they won't be able to enjoy, it's maddening
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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annoying both weebs and trekkies alike by calling tos “showa era star trek”
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
annoying both weebs and trekkies alike by calling tos “showa era star trek”
What do you figure is the fast food place with the highest % of stoned employees on the clock?
I'm thinking Chick Fil A is probably too tight assed to let it slide at all, but all bets are off at a place like Hardee's or Taco Bell
I'm thinking Chick Fil A is probably too tight assed to let it slide at all, but all bets are off at a place like Hardee's or Taco Bell
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
What do you figure is the fast food place with the highest % of stoned employees on the clock?
I'm thinking Chick Fil A is probably too tight assed to let it slide at all, but all bets are off at a place like Hardee's or Taco Bell
I'm thinking Chick Fil A is probably too tight assed to let it slide at all, but all bets are off at a place like Hardee's or Taco Bell
The year was 2010, we were all playing Fallout New Vegas, listening to Surfer Blood and installing Linux distributions
Somebody stop me (from installing Ubuntu Linux on an old computer)
December 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The year was 2010, we were all playing Fallout New Vegas, listening to Surfer Blood and installing Linux distributions
You can quit your job, move halfway across the country, switch industries, and start an entirely new job, and Adobe Acrobat will be just as lousy
it is not possible to create a worse program than Adobe Acrobat
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You can quit your job, move halfway across the country, switch industries, and start an entirely new job, and Adobe Acrobat will be just as lousy
Somebody stop me (from installing Ubuntu Linux on an old computer)
December 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Somebody stop me (from installing Ubuntu Linux on an old computer)
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You could not scientifically formulate a more stressful place to be than a Trader Joe's parking lot on a Sunday night
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You could not scientifically formulate a more stressful place to be than a Trader Joe's parking lot on a Sunday night
Yoshi on the train tracks, I know, I know, it's serious
A TikTok User has posted a photo of subway workers removing Yoshi from the train tracks. https://kotaku.com/yoshi-classon-avenue-g-train-station-tracks-tiktok-2000650930
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yoshi on the train tracks, I know, I know, it's serious
Inflicting psychic damage on myself by imagining a Meghan Trainor cover of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Inflicting psychic damage on myself by imagining a Meghan Trainor cover of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah
Been thinking about the fate of Cousin Games recently
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Been thinking about the fate of Cousin Games recently
"So I guess you just get to read books all day?"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"So I guess you just get to read books all day?"
My wife just finished reading a book simply titles "The Husbands"
Report: Girlfriend Probably Reading Some Book Called ‘The Midwife’s Promise’
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theonion.com/report-...
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My wife just finished reading a book simply titles "The Husbands"
I am, once again, thinking about how good the Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney soundtrack is
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I am, once again, thinking about how good the Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney soundtrack is
I'm calling the Coast Guard.
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm calling the Coast Guard.
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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that humble little crocodile has returned
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
that humble little crocodile has returned
Slop (complimentary)
Livermush is slop (derogatory)
Livermush is slop (derogatory)
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Slop (complimentary)
Livermush is slop (derogatory)
Livermush is slop (derogatory)