Lizard Dude
iguanaman.bsky.social
Lizard Dude
@iguanaman.bsky.social
Pun enjoyer || Guy who thinks about movies a lot || he/him
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 AM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wehrpflicht
Wessenpflicht
Wempflicht
Wenpflicht
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
, aber bitte nicht so!
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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this is truly an era of blather and balderdash. we are up to our eyeballs in claptrap and i for one have had just about my fill
September 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Irgendjemand sollte den Linken, die Deutsche Wohnen enteignen wollen, mal erklären, dass dadurch keine einzige neue Mondrakete entstehen würde.
August 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mir sagen, dass etwas komplexer ist als ich es in der 7. Klasse gelernt habe, ist postmoderner Relativismus und brandgefährlich
August 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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move over, santa claus. theres another guy with a list - but everyone on it is naughty!!
July 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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das schweigen derjenigen die bei notre dame untröstlich waren ist jetzt wo die tomorrowland mainstage abgebrannt ist ganz schön ohrenbetäubend ..
July 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Bin mir nicht sicher, ob sich das an Merkel-Fans oder Merkel-Hater richtet 🤔
July 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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oh my god it's literally alien vs. predator
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Sinners (2025)
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Wieso heißt es Bundestag und nicht Merz weg halle?
May 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Wer sich morgen den Brückentag nimmt, sorgt dafür, dass uns China vom Automobilmarkt drängt
May 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
This is what the world looked like before mass immigration, widespread racial and gendered guilt activism, and before bankers had totally screwed the economy for their own gain. People were just allowed to be themselves, and they did fun, wholesome things for their own sake.
April 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Es gibt keine Nationen es gibt kein deutschsein es gibt nichts davon es ist alles fiktional es wird nur getragen durch ewige Wiederholung und niemand weiß was es bedeuten soll deutsch zu sein
March 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Wayne Knight will return as Zack Mallozzi in Avengers: Doomsday
March 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes!
me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease.
donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!
March 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When Mikey bites the thigh
Of a big russian guy
That's Anora
(That's Anora)
March 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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ihr werdet NICHT GLAUBEN was MIR PASSIERT ist als ich die LINKE GEWÄHLT hab!1!! 😱😱🥹😱😱FINDET es RAUS 🧐🧐🧐 und MACHT das KREUZ selbst ❌❌❌
February 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM