Made kare raisu for the first time today. Fucking ridiculously good comfort food.
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Made kare raisu for the first time today. Fucking ridiculously good comfort food.
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Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Same thing goes for standup comics
Kraft has a street team out in downtown Chicago today giving away free boxes of macaroni and cheese. I don’t do unsolicited street noodles, but some of the rest of you may.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Kraft has a street team out in downtown Chicago today giving away free boxes of macaroni and cheese. I don’t do unsolicited street noodles, but some of the rest of you may.
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Did you know gov shutdowns aren’t in the Constitution, any law, or Court ruling?
They exist because of a 1980 OLC memo—a lawyer’s opinion that everyone just went along with. Before 1980, funding gaps didn’t cause shutdowns.
What one memo created, another can undo. How the next D admin can undo it:
They exist because of a 1980 OLC memo—a lawyer’s opinion that everyone just went along with. Before 1980, funding gaps didn’t cause shutdowns.
What one memo created, another can undo. How the next D admin can undo it:
Why America’s Government Shutdowns Exist and How to End Them
One Legal Memo Created The Shutdown Era. Another Can End It.
open.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Did you know gov shutdowns aren’t in the Constitution, any law, or Court ruling?
They exist because of a 1980 OLC memo—a lawyer’s opinion that everyone just went along with. Before 1980, funding gaps didn’t cause shutdowns.
What one memo created, another can undo. How the next D admin can undo it:
They exist because of a 1980 OLC memo—a lawyer’s opinion that everyone just went along with. Before 1980, funding gaps didn’t cause shutdowns.
What one memo created, another can undo. How the next D admin can undo it:
Timeline rebouchement.
Esoterica.
Professional estrangement.
Maple syrup.
Yahoo Serious.
Truffle butter.
Infinite frictionless plane.
Apple cider.
Butts.
Esoterica.
Professional estrangement.
Maple syrup.
Yahoo Serious.
Truffle butter.
Infinite frictionless plane.
Apple cider.
Butts.
November 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Timeline rebouchement.
Esoterica.
Professional estrangement.
Maple syrup.
Yahoo Serious.
Truffle butter.
Infinite frictionless plane.
Apple cider.
Butts.
Esoterica.
Professional estrangement.
Maple syrup.
Yahoo Serious.
Truffle butter.
Infinite frictionless plane.
Apple cider.
Butts.
5’ flat 55 year old short king in ridiculous athletic wear, first in line at flight check-in. Keeps his mint lifesavers in a plastic bag in his carry-on with one, two, three patriot tattoos on his arms.
Don’t forget the pierced ears.
Fam we are cooked.
Don’t forget the pierced ears.
Fam we are cooked.
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
5’ flat 55 year old short king in ridiculous athletic wear, first in line at flight check-in. Keeps his mint lifesavers in a plastic bag in his carry-on with one, two, three patriot tattoos on his arms.
Don’t forget the pierced ears.
Fam we are cooked.
Don’t forget the pierced ears.
Fam we are cooked.
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
Focaccia is the most over rated bread in the world.
Yea i said it.
Yea i said it.
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Focaccia is the most over rated bread in the world.
Yea i said it.
Yea i said it.
A lot of folks bash on their coworkers, probably for good reason. But honestly (and no they don’t know my handle here) i get to work with some really fucking smart and decent human beings. I have to say it is pretty awesome.
October 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
A lot of folks bash on their coworkers, probably for good reason. But honestly (and no they don’t know my handle here) i get to work with some really fucking smart and decent human beings. I have to say it is pretty awesome.
Off to Europe. Don’t burn down the place while im gone.
September 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Off to Europe. Don’t burn down the place while im gone.
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someday you're going to post a joke without realizing it's your closer
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
someday you're going to post a joke without realizing it's your closer
I read yesterday about a boy shot in cold blood for crossing an invisible line. His brother was shot in cold blood for trying to retrieve his corpse. His father was next for the same.
To my shame i had no tears for them in my bitterness and cynicism.
I have no crocodile tears for you.
To my shame i had no tears for them in my bitterness and cynicism.
I have no crocodile tears for you.
September 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I read yesterday about a boy shot in cold blood for crossing an invisible line. His brother was shot in cold blood for trying to retrieve his corpse. His father was next for the same.
To my shame i had no tears for them in my bitterness and cynicism.
I have no crocodile tears for you.
To my shame i had no tears for them in my bitterness and cynicism.
I have no crocodile tears for you.
It is such a wild, wild concept people get stuck on.
If you want people to vote with you find a candidate they want to vote for.
How is this so fucking hard?
If you want people to vote with you find a candidate they want to vote for.
How is this so fucking hard?
August 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It is such a wild, wild concept people get stuck on.
If you want people to vote with you find a candidate they want to vote for.
How is this so fucking hard?
If you want people to vote with you find a candidate they want to vote for.
How is this so fucking hard?
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Increase a band
Soooo much superior to ezra. Seriously fuck that guy.
Soooo much superior to ezra. Seriously fuck that guy.
Increase a band
100,000 Maniacs
100,000 Maniacs
Increase a band
They Are Definitely Giants
They Are Definitely Giants
August 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Increase a band
Soooo much superior to ezra. Seriously fuck that guy.
Soooo much superior to ezra. Seriously fuck that guy.
Ezra must fucking suck, if these guys are supposed to be better.
August 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Ezra must fucking suck, if these guys are supposed to be better.
Holy shit whoever is stepping on Jane’s nuts please stop. I think he is getting addicted.
August 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Holy shit whoever is stepping on Jane’s nuts please stop. I think he is getting addicted.
I am pretty sure this guys eyebrows came out of a tattoo gun.
August 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I am pretty sure this guys eyebrows came out of a tattoo gun.
The Dented Pumpkins
Slightly diminished a band:
The Sex BB Guns
The Sex BB Guns
Slightly diminish a band:
The Smoldering Lips
The Smoldering Lips
August 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The Dented Pumpkins
Home is where you can microwave fish.
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Home is where you can microwave fish.
I was not expecting to need to have the “Kuru talk” with my son at age six.
Parenting is strange.
Parenting is strange.
August 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I was not expecting to need to have the “Kuru talk” with my son at age six.
Parenting is strange.
Parenting is strange.
First stab at cooking ribs and the only logical conclusion i can draw - i am the greatest man that ever lived.
July 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
First stab at cooking ribs and the only logical conclusion i can draw - i am the greatest man that ever lived.
“Oh, yea, definitely wouldn’t want more people sitting on glass at the bea…
Wait. That can’t send people to the ER all THAT oft…
OH. Oh dear. Ya that’s only a matter of time.”
Wait. That can’t send people to the ER all THAT oft…
OH. Oh dear. Ya that’s only a matter of time.”
July 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
“Oh, yea, definitely wouldn’t want more people sitting on glass at the bea…
Wait. That can’t send people to the ER all THAT oft…
OH. Oh dear. Ya that’s only a matter of time.”
Wait. That can’t send people to the ER all THAT oft…
OH. Oh dear. Ya that’s only a matter of time.”