Ikeaner 🏳️‍🌈
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ikeaner.bsky.social
uh oh, 2025 videogames thread
Screenshot of a dril tweet saying "type "Gaming is back" , if you think gaming is back"
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theonion.com
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
 
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
ikeaner.bsky.social
THREE MORE HOURS AT WORK WITH NO WORK TO DO I AM DYING
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iwriteok.bsky.social
war, war never changes.
courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
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tyler.bsky.social
it’s still crazy to me that every OF creator on grindr is 9” like what are the odds
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kybosh.bsky.social
Watching another stupid Google translated 100 times video and I can't stop laughing
ikeaner.bsky.social
Nabokovs Pale Fire was a super interesting read just for the structure, and I highly enjoyed Torrey Peters' "Detransition, Baby". Made me horny-sad.
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chibdm.bsky.social
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
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secase.bsky.social
Look at what we could have. look at what our tax dollars could pay for. Instead we’re paying to have ICE pepper spray directly into the air hole of a guy in an inflatable frog costume
mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
ikeaner.bsky.social
gay guys move to the city because no matter where you are there's a small chance that two gay guys will see you walk down the street and whisper "oh my god" to each other
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ikeaner.bsky.social
Especially the "is it profitable? no" part, because that tells me that you have an actual passion for your craft. I love programming exactly for that
ikeaner.bsky.social
I love when programmers go "here's the side-project I've been working on, it's a nexflorp library that scrumbles your beatmorps into typeslick"

hell yeah buddy, this is just for you and the 6 other people with your specific use case that will love this
ikeaner.bsky.social
my next weeks are actually completely free, I'm close to tears. finally some breathing room. find me putting 300 hours into Hades 2
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ikeaner.bsky.social
Some Fire Emblem games have done this too, they use a 2 random number system in order to align hit chances with player expectations like that. I personally think it's kinda neat to handle it like that
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metacrab.org
The game in which the premise is "the odds are real but gamers struggle to conceptualize or even believe them" has negative reviews from gamers who don't believe the odds are real (game: Unfair Flips)
A 'Not Recommended' Steam review with 4 hours played

Review text reads: It's a decent idea for a game where you flip a coin and depending on your percentage chances you get heads or tails. However the odds are a lie. You will flip tails 100 percent more than you will heads no matter what your percentage is. Even when you get it up to 60% you will still flip tails way more often then you will heads.

The Dev can try to defend it, but when I flip the coin 2500 times and only hit heads a third of the time even when at 60% then the odds are broken or a lie. I've also watched gameplay and seen fellow players have the same flips so I know it isn't just me having bad luck.

Still not bad for $2, but I'm saying no because the game is coded against you instead of it being fully on chance and luck.
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brunodias.bsky.social
Now that we know happiness is a warm gun and sympathy is a knife, it's pretty clear that we need to reinvest in basic research to identify which other feelings are also weapons
ikeaner.bsky.social
ughhh the best. I need to go back to Japan like yesterday. 🤤
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bongrot.bsky.social
If I open enough apps & wait through enough advertisements, true love will find me!