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Chief Beer from the Liquor Store
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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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jettstrange.bsky.social
Big smile!!
Dave the tuxedo cat looking up at the camera with a very goofy expression. Part of his lip is stuck on his teeth, revealing many of his teeth in a non-threatening way. His eyes are dilated suggesting that he's feeling either playful or happy, and his whiskers look very long and full.
March 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
at the rate this is going the academy awards should change their name to the movie awards
March 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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jonbois.bsky.social
operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
March 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
it would be so sick if there was a political party for people younger than 55
chrisgeidner.bsky.social Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · Mar 5
I regret to inform you that Slotkin'd:

"As a Cold War kid, I'm thankful it was Reagan and not Trump in office in the 1980s. Trump would have lost us the Cold War."
March 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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coloradan1.bsky.social
A picture of baseball player Zack Greinke crouched down in an Astros uniform with the following text: "I like the guacamole. Now, I don't really love the guacamole. So l get it when I feel like it. They changed their guacamole from $1.50 to $1.80. 1 mean, $1.50 is already pretty darn high. So they changed it to $1.80, and I'll never again get guacamole. It's not about the guacamole itself, I just don't want to let them win." -Zack Greinke
March 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
guac's a little extra, is that okay
March 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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moeszyslak.bsky.social
Do you guys like beer
March 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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davewagner.bsky.social
if cats had business cards, it would just be a paw print on a card. this would be weird, because they'd be handing you a card with their paw on it that they were holding in their paw. you have to think about this kind of stuff if you want to be an intellectual
An orange and white cat looks bored, like I've been talking to him for awhile and he's had it
March 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue arrives to the scene as Green is sulking on the floor, next to a collection of wilting potted plants. Blue looks at Green with concern. Blue: What's wrong? Green: Everything is bad, my plants are dying, my life is falling apart. Blue offers Green a glass of water and a straw. Green drinks, without moving from his place on the floor. Blue: Drink some water. Green: Can't see how that helps, but sure. Blue watches with mild surprise as Green jumps up, suddenly energetic, obliviously knocking over the glass. Green: Hey, I have energy again! I think I'll water my plants! Soon, a caption above the foxes states "minutes later:". The formerly wilted plants are flourishing, and Green looks at them with surprise and delight. Blue, saying nothing, is looking at blue. Green: Blue, look! My plants are ok! They just needed some water and were being dramatic about it!
February 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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dimensionparcs.fr
Des images historiques : la destruction du mythique Kingda Ka à Six Flags Great Adventure 🫡
🎥 @coliwoodstudios.bsky.social
February 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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batsugeemu.bsky.social
looks at you with my big bug eyes
close up of a tabby cat with very large pupils looking very curious
February 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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cait.bsky.social
i tried to give this man a churu last night and he literally ran away from it. straight up almost just left the room. absolutely not
February 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are playing chess, both studying the board between them. Blue, in thought: If he mvoes that pawn to attack my left, it would leave his right flank eposed, but if- Blue's thought is interrupted as Green leans in to move one of the pawns. Blue watches the move in surprise. Green, also thinking: Can I move this piece over here? Green looks at Blue, who looks at the board between them in astonishment. Blue: Wow. That was not a move I'd have seen coming. Now I have no idea what your plan is. Blue looks up to Green, and both calmly look each other in the eye. Green: Bold of you to assume I have a plan.
February 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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winterk.bsky.social
I think it is reasonable to feel sad that the world you are trying to build your life in is falling apart.
February 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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j54b.bsky.social
February 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are looking at a framed painting, which is a plain, solid, greyish green square. While Green studies it with a neutral expression, Blue glares at it. Blue: I don't like modern art. It's ugly and pointless. Green: No art is objectively bad or good, that's the point. Blue: Maybe, but this one's just objectively ugly. Green: Everyone's tastes are subjective, but yours are objective? Blue: Yes.
February 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, two cars are passing, a brown and a red car. The red comes to a screeching halt, braking hard to avoid hitting the brown one. Green, inside the brown car: Watch out!! Inside the brown car, Blue is driving, angry, as Green sits on the passenger seat, startled. Green: That other car almost hit us! Blue: They should be more careful. We had the right of way. Now Green also frowns. Green: They don't write it on your tombstone that you were right in the crash, you know. Blue: They should. Green: "Here lies Blue fox, who was righteous in traffic." Blue: Sounds excellent.
February 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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elikapika.bsky.social
★ATOMIC HEART★
a new INTA-STRELLA: WORLD ZERO comic

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February 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Concerned orange. 🍊 Photo from my collection, 1967.
Faded, warm toned color photo of a shorthaired orange tuxedo tabby sitting on a speckled linoleum floor next to a wooden table and chairs. It’s very pretty and looks off to the right with a slightly worried expression but relaxed body language.
February 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
imsickofyourshit.bsky.social
Name: Chief Beer from the Liquor Store
Pronouns: He/It
Height: 6'
Sexuality: Demisexual
Sign: Sagittarius
Piercings and Tattoos: Only failed attempts
Colors: 🥶🐊🌺

Drink: Arizona Black & White Tea
Alcoholic Drink: Golden Road's Mango Cart
Food: Eggs
candylandfuntime.bsky.social Candy @candylandfuntime.bsky.social · Feb 22
If you see this do it :3

Name: Candy
Pronouns: any
Height: 5’10 on a good day
Sexuality: pan with some flavor of demi
Sign: capricorn
Piercings/tattoos: not yet
Colors:💗🖤💜💛

Drink: dry red wines
Food:pho
gloomuraii.bsky.social aqua 𖹭.ᐟ @gloomuraii.bsky.social · Feb 22
If you see this do it ♡

Name: aqua or idy or drac or lala
Pronouns: they/bat/vamp
Height: 4'7'' to 4'9''. . . . .
Sexuality: sapphic + ace
Sign: capricorn. . . .
Piercings/Tattoos: n/a
Color: 💗🌸🩰👚👝

Drink: pink pomelo paloma. . . .
Food: broccoli
February 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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dril.bsky.social
quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you
February 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
✨ blep angel ✨
Photo of my fluffy white cat Francie, lying on top of a beige carpeted cat tower and looking wistfully up in the air with a little blep out.
February 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM