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@indecisivejones.bsky.social

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husband, father, animation aficionado, penguin

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Sep 6

me: correct me if I’m wrong-

the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 12d

what idiot called it a wave and not standing water

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Jun 5

It is 10:30 tyvm 😂

Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Jun 5

a nutri-grain bar is just an uncircumcised fig newton

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · May 24

you mean so you don’t have to share

fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face

ALT: fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face

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𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @napveg.bsky.social · Jan 22

i’m not just good at sex, i’m a

a screenshot of todays connections puzzle, centered on the words “hole” “wizard”

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · May 14

ME: can i take your picture

MUSEUM CURATOR: what no

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Mar 24

coworker thought that Michael Jackson covered Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · Mar 23

I have never wound up on Threads on purpose.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · Mar 23

man: i bet she’s thinking about other guys.

me: arby’s is pronounced rb’s which stands for roast beef.

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Jan 31

why yes, I happen to know all the struggles of today’s modern women.

- me, after accidentally buying a pair of sweatpants without any pockets

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · Jan 31

“AI is gonna take your job” I’d like to see AI drink a little too much and text all his friends about how cherished they are

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · Jan 30

that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, fighting with a pigeon

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Gare Davis @bishonentype.bsky.social · Jan 30

fix your hearts or die

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Jan 30

me: *holding a devil’s food cake*

satan:

me:

satan: give it back…

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Jan 29

[trapped inside a volcano]

Me:

Toddler:

Me:

Toddler: Be Careful...

Me: *sigh*

Toddler: The floor is lava...

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · Jan 20

What did this person think saying this in my mentions would result in

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · Jan 17

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Jan 5

Me: What’s your favorite farm animal?

Owen Wilson: Cow

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Jan 16

Me: So is Panic! At the Disco saying it’s better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality, or poison rationality?

Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · Jan 17

i do not trust birds that stand on one leg. what are they hiding

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Jan 17

their other leg

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Jan 16

Me: So is Panic! At the Disco saying it’s better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality, or poison rationality?

Doctor: I meant questions about your surgery.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · Oct 28

if I had a boss I would simply jump on their head three times to defeat them

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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · Jan 14

You ever go back and watch episodes of your kids favorite shows just to fill in all the plot points you missed?

Just me then?

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