Mary, half-winged angel
@iostatsea.bsky.social
why even stress when there are beautiful women in this world. any pronouns except the ones that make me cry
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the other site was for early transition angst, insecure schizoposting. this is a better time, a better place. this is the time of wifeposting
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At any military base in the country you can find newly commissioned 2LTs who cannot tell their asshole from a hole in the ground but who could recite the “politics by other means” quote and then look at you like a dog expecting a treat.
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
At any military base in the country you can find newly commissioned 2LTs who cannot tell their asshole from a hole in the ground but who could recite the “politics by other means” quote and then look at you like a dog expecting a treat.
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zeon soldier, laughing: hey, char - i went to the dicksucking factory and-
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
January 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
zeon soldier, laughing: hey, char - i went to the dicksucking factory and-
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
char aznable, immediately: and i was employee of the month every goddamn month.
zeon soldier:
char: you think you can suck a dick as good as me, soldier?
zeon soldier: no sir.
char: that's right.
how do i mute bolsonaro hospital news i did not consent to see what is at this point obviously this man's medical fetish
BRAZIL'S IMPRISONED FORMER PRESIDENT BOLSONARO BEING TAKEN TO HOSPITAL FOR TESTS AFTER FALLING, HITTING HEAD, WIFE SAYS
January 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
how do i mute bolsonaro hospital news i did not consent to see what is at this point obviously this man's medical fetish
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People ask me why I never root for tanking and the answer is "it wouldn't matter if the Giants did, they would screw it up anyway, so I'll take the wins when I can get them"
They’re gonna put in a request for a guy named Klimt Kubiok with six fingers on each hand
January 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
People ask me why I never root for tanking and the answer is "it wouldn't matter if the Giants did, they would screw it up anyway, so I'll take the wins when I can get them"
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lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
"im something of a public transit expert myself"
(posts mini metro high score)
(posts mini metro high score)
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
"im something of a public transit expert myself"
(posts mini metro high score)
(posts mini metro high score)
women in movies pull the blanket over their boobs because of US cultural puritanism.
i pull the blanket over my boobs because i am always cold.
we are not the same.
i pull the blanket over my boobs because i am always cold.
we are not the same.
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
women in movies pull the blanket over their boobs because of US cultural puritanism.
i pull the blanket over my boobs because i am always cold.
we are not the same.
i pull the blanket over my boobs because i am always cold.
we are not the same.
seeing "what the fuck (8h ago)" and "what the fuck (3h ago)" is such a funny way to tell the difference between night owls and morning people
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
seeing "what the fuck (8h ago)" and "what the fuck (3h ago)" is such a funny way to tell the difference between night owls and morning people
the rare case where simply posting "🤣🤣🤣" would've been the less seething and bitter option
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
the rare case where simply posting "🤣🤣🤣" would've been the less seething and bitter option
just read stormlight 5. love it. love talking about the cosmere with my friends. love the theorycrafting. but then i started The Last Unicorn and omg what a revelation in prose. it's like drinking purified glacial meltwater right after dr. pepper. it's so beautiful i want to cry
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
just read stormlight 5. love it. love talking about the cosmere with my friends. love the theorycrafting. but then i started The Last Unicorn and omg what a revelation in prose. it's like drinking purified glacial meltwater right after dr. pepper. it's so beautiful i want to cry
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in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
"will 50 sausages and 160 meatballs be enough for 9 people for lunch?"
questions my mother asks
questions my mother asks
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"will 50 sausages and 160 meatballs be enough for 9 people for lunch?"
questions my mother asks
questions my mother asks
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spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters
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Another new print for Sac Anime. See you there! #theowlhouse
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Another new print for Sac Anime. See you there! #theowlhouse
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Whenever something like this happens I am 1000% reflexively blaming the fan the same way I will always reflexively take the side of the McDonald’s drive thru employee
December 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Whenever something like this happens I am 1000% reflexively blaming the fan the same way I will always reflexively take the side of the McDonald’s drive thru employee
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Welcome back
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Welcome back
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why are you arguing on blue sky when you could be soaring through the blue skies of pandora on your majestic ikron? no really bro payakan needs you. mount up
December 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
why are you arguing on blue sky when you could be soaring through the blue skies of pandora on your majestic ikron? no really bro payakan needs you. mount up
almost serious posted. crazy. who does that.
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
almost serious posted. crazy. who does that.
ex infinitum that the free press is basically a rental service for rich people with estranged kids to get a zillenial to tell them "you're so smart and right and I'd be lucky to have you as a father"
"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
ex infinitum that the free press is basically a rental service for rich people with estranged kids to get a zillenial to tell them "you're so smart and right and I'd be lucky to have you as a father"
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“…Rep. Sarah McBride has been a big and often stubborn advocate for the big tent theory. And yesterday, just after she stood on the steps of the Capitol poured her heart out with a very powerful and personal speech about her own experience as a trans person, that big tent collapsed in on her.”
For my newsletter, I wrote about how the Democratic Party "Big Tent" fell in on trans kids yesterday. www.burnsnotice.com/the-big-tent...
The Big Tent Collapses in on Us
Three Democrats crossed the aisle to join Republicans in passing a nationwide ban on gender affirming care for youth Wednesday evening
Well, it happened finally. After a vote swapping deal by Rep. Ma...
www.burnsnotice.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“…Rep. Sarah McBride has been a big and often stubborn advocate for the big tent theory. And yesterday, just after she stood on the steps of the Capitol poured her heart out with a very powerful and personal speech about her own experience as a trans person, that big tent collapsed in on her.”
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"trans people know they don't change sex" shut the fuck up
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"trans people know they don't change sex" shut the fuck up
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Carbon Monoxide Detector
eagles twitter: what's a good gift for a diehard eagles fan
December 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Carbon Monoxide Detector
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December 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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