Kerry
@irishbelle07.bsky.social
I recommend taking an edible and watching Matt Damon & Ben Affleck's GQ Best Friend Quiz
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I recommend taking an edible and watching Matt Damon & Ben Affleck's GQ Best Friend Quiz
One of the best parts of Wonder Man is that no phones make any noise other than vibration. No ringtones, no alerts. Just buzzing. I keep looking at my own phone thinking it's mine buzzing
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
One of the best parts of Wonder Man is that no phones make any noise other than vibration. No ringtones, no alerts. Just buzzing. I keep looking at my own phone thinking it's mine buzzing
omg the second half of this Chelsea / West Ham match is wild! Blues come back from an 0-2 deficit at halftime to be up 3-2, pull a shenanigan, and then get into a fist fight with THIS guy???
January 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
omg the second half of this Chelsea / West Ham match is wild! Blues come back from an 0-2 deficit at halftime to be up 3-2, pull a shenanigan, and then get into a fist fight with THIS guy???
Watching "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" and good lord this woman's child sucks so bad
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Watching "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" and good lord this woman's child sucks so bad
There's noone else I'd rather drunk Marco Polo than my sister
8675309 Jenny GIF
Alt: 8675309 Jenny GIF
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January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
There's noone else I'd rather drunk Marco Polo than my sister
My partner just asked if Valentine's Day is the 23rd of February. Then when I looked at him, he said, "Oh, it's the 13th..." and I continued staring at him so he looked it up online. "Oh, it's a good thing I'm pretty!" he said as he walked out of the room
a man wearing a leopard print sweater is making a face
Alt: a man wearing a leopard print sweater is making a face
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January 29, 2026 at 9:12 PM
My partner just asked if Valentine's Day is the 23rd of February. Then when I looked at him, he said, "Oh, it's the 13th..." and I continued staring at him so he looked it up online. "Oh, it's a good thing I'm pretty!" he said as he walked out of the room
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ummmm you don't understand, MY family came here legally. They had to meet rigorous requirements like, "get on a boat", and "don't shit yourself to death on the boat before it gets there"
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 AM
ummmm you don't understand, MY family came here legally. They had to meet rigorous requirements like, "get on a boat", and "don't shit yourself to death on the boat before it gets there"
It's 7:03pm, I'm on my second negroni, dinner has been prepped & ready to cook for an hour, and my partner is still in his office working
kermit the frog is sitting on a wooden railing
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a wooden railing
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January 29, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It's 7:03pm, I'm on my second negroni, dinner has been prepped & ready to cook for an hour, and my partner is still in his office working
If you're from the midwest, your catch-ups with your friends also include updates on your friends' entire families
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
If you're from the midwest, your catch-ups with your friends also include updates on your friends' entire families
Made a new dish tonight for dinner and it took me almost 2 hours. But it was 2 hours that I was standing on my kitchen comfort mat and not doom scrolling, so that's a win
January 28, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Made a new dish tonight for dinner and it took me almost 2 hours. But it was 2 hours that I was standing on my kitchen comfort mat and not doom scrolling, so that's a win
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we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife
January 23, 2026 at 8:26 PM
we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife
Wait hold up... "The Night Manager" has a second season airing now!? My dad was alive for the first season and he died in 2018. What in the world took them 10 years to make season 2?! They've literally lost audiences 😅
January 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Wait hold up... "The Night Manager" has a second season airing now!? My dad was alive for the first season and he died in 2018. What in the world took them 10 years to make season 2?! They've literally lost audiences 😅
Third week in our new hood and third sushi dinner. The dinners continue until a champion is found. It's a hard life.
a cartoon of a cat sitting on a bar stool in front of a conveyor belt with cakes on it
Alt: a cartoon of a cat sitting on a bar stool in front of a conveyor belt of sushi plates
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January 23, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Third week in our new hood and third sushi dinner. The dinners continue until a champion is found. It's a hard life.
My mom watched & replied to my full 10 minute and 30 second Marco Polo and I'm pretty sure she doesn't know how to speed up the playback. That's a mother's love right there
January 22, 2026 at 10:09 PM
My mom watched & replied to my full 10 minute and 30 second Marco Polo and I'm pretty sure she doesn't know how to speed up the playback. That's a mother's love right there
Wore my waterproof mascara today bc I knew it was gonna be a full emotional therapy appointment with my ob/gyne. Exam, therapy, catch-up all in under 20 mins. She's the best and this is why me and 6 of my best friends see her
a group of women standing in front of a blue sky with clouds
Alt: a group of women standing in front of a blue sky with clouds wearing very unflattering & high-waisted jeans (aka "mom jeans")
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January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Wore my waterproof mascara today bc I knew it was gonna be a full emotional therapy appointment with my ob/gyne. Exam, therapy, catch-up all in under 20 mins. She's the best and this is why me and 6 of my best friends see her
Do you think Europeans will still try to pickpocket Americans this summer?
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Do you think Europeans will still try to pickpocket Americans this summer?
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Don't worry - the Bears aren't going all the way (Signed, A Lifelong Chicago gal)
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Too soon to repost this?
I'm a lifelong Chicagoan, but I'm a Domer first. I also don't watch the NFL. So I'm not bothered by a USC qb fucking up a game.
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I'm a lifelong Chicagoan, but I'm a Domer first. I also don't watch the NFL. So I'm not bothered by a USC qb fucking up a game.
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
Made a great decision to start #WillTrent because of how much @theferocity.bsky.social loves it and is posting about it. Made a mistake by starting it with my partner and now I gotta wait to watch with him on his schedule which is really rude
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Made a great decision to start #WillTrent because of how much @theferocity.bsky.social loves it and is posting about it. Made a mistake by starting it with my partner and now I gotta wait to watch with him on his schedule which is really rude
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the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
January 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
the other day my 8yo said Spanish was his third language. then he counted "uno, dos, tres..." all the way up to "nueve" and then said "uh, i forget." i said "diez?" and this kid straight up replied "diez nuts"
Watching tonight's episode of The Pitt makes me want a housecoat instead of a robe
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Watching tonight's episode of The Pitt makes me want a housecoat instead of a robe
I know that I've been watching a lot of Mike Holmes in the past month, but nothing is more satisfying than calling in a specific pro for a specific job, being told that I was right about what was wrong with the project, and then both of us shitting on my contractor together
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I know that I've been watching a lot of Mike Holmes in the past month, but nothing is more satisfying than calling in a specific pro for a specific job, being told that I was right about what was wrong with the project, and then both of us shitting on my contractor together