Isabel Atalaya
@isa-alcantara.bsky.social
Real bird fans be like 🦕 hmm not yet
Production Manager for @moreperfectunion.bsky.social
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Isabel Atalaya
@isa-alcantara.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Apple wouldn’t let me screenshot the scene but you can tell from the subtitles alone that this movie is a lesbian classic.
Your email won’t find me so don’t even try
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Your email won’t find me so don’t even try
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first guy to put up ornaments: i call it decorating
neighbor: what do you call it when you take them down?
guy: who would do that? the grinch?
neighbor: the what
neighbor: what do you call it when you take them down?
guy: who would do that? the grinch?
neighbor: the what
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
first guy to put up ornaments: i call it decorating
neighbor: what do you call it when you take them down?
guy: who would do that? the grinch?
neighbor: the what
neighbor: what do you call it when you take them down?
guy: who would do that? the grinch?
neighbor: the what
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
Astro Lounge really was Smash Mouth’s Pet Sounds.
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Astro Lounge really was Smash Mouth’s Pet Sounds.
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Auld Lang Syne really does rip, though
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Auld Lang Syne really does rip, though
How often are they going to make Mike say ‘mouth breathers’ and why are all these characters cartoons now? 😑
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
How often are they going to make Mike say ‘mouth breathers’ and why are all these characters cartoons now? 😑
Im sad. Im mad. Im at the combination mad and sad
December 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Im sad. Im mad. Im at the combination mad and sad
Does anyone know if Hoobastank has a substack called Hoobastack? Should we tell them to make one?
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Does anyone know if Hoobastank has a substack called Hoobastack? Should we tell them to make one?
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skifree is a christmas game
this is not a joke the trees have ornaments
furthermore it has a strong christmas message that no matter what we do ultimately that evil snow monster is going to catch up and eat all of us, it's not pretty but without being gobbled up by the snowman there is no skiing 🎄
this is not a joke the trees have ornaments
furthermore it has a strong christmas message that no matter what we do ultimately that evil snow monster is going to catch up and eat all of us, it's not pretty but without being gobbled up by the snowman there is no skiing 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
skifree is a christmas game
this is not a joke the trees have ornaments
furthermore it has a strong christmas message that no matter what we do ultimately that evil snow monster is going to catch up and eat all of us, it's not pretty but without being gobbled up by the snowman there is no skiing 🎄
this is not a joke the trees have ornaments
furthermore it has a strong christmas message that no matter what we do ultimately that evil snow monster is going to catch up and eat all of us, it's not pretty but without being gobbled up by the snowman there is no skiing 🎄
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The best thing about gang gang cockatoos is their permanent Santa hats 🎅
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The best thing about gang gang cockatoos is their permanent Santa hats 🎅
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Anyone who doesn't immediately understand this has as little value as the slop machines they're pushing.
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Anyone who doesn't immediately understand this has as little value as the slop machines they're pushing.
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when the pharmacist tells me the price of my new medication
December 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
when the pharmacist tells me the price of my new medication
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Amsterdam is about to start requiring strict permits for second homes in the city.
The proposal will free up upwards of 3,000 second homes in the city for residents to live in.
The proposal will free up upwards of 3,000 second homes in the city for residents to live in.
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Amsterdam is about to start requiring strict permits for second homes in the city.
The proposal will free up upwards of 3,000 second homes in the city for residents to live in.
The proposal will free up upwards of 3,000 second homes in the city for residents to live in.
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“You ever dropped acid?”
*flashback to the chemistry class accident with my lab partner Gary “No Feet” Johnson*
No
*flashback to the chemistry class accident with my lab partner Gary “No Feet” Johnson*
No
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“You ever dropped acid?”
*flashback to the chemistry class accident with my lab partner Gary “No Feet” Johnson*
No
*flashback to the chemistry class accident with my lab partner Gary “No Feet” Johnson*
No
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When the guy from Monster Mash said he was working in his lab late one night he was referring to the USGS Bird Banding Lab
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When the guy from Monster Mash said he was working in his lab late one night he was referring to the USGS Bird Banding Lab
Do you think Jack White is going to play his repertoire from Cold Mountain at the Lions game?
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Do you think Jack White is going to play his repertoire from Cold Mountain at the Lions game?
Starting the 36hr brine.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Starting the 36hr brine.
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Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
I have no idea who reads these – but if you are in NYC this Thursday (11/20) you should come see my documentary at Village East cinema.
Tix: shorturl.at/JUxkw
Tix: shorturl.at/JUxkw
THE AGE OF WATER - DOC NYC
NYC PREMIERE Set in Mexico’s heartland, this urgent investigative documentary follows a group of women who uncover radioactive contamination in their
www.docnyc.net
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I have no idea who reads these – but if you are in NYC this Thursday (11/20) you should come see my documentary at Village East cinema.
Tix: shorturl.at/JUxkw
Tix: shorturl.at/JUxkw
Can we agree that the magic carpet ride in Aladdin took place on a rug?
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Can we agree that the magic carpet ride in Aladdin took place on a rug?
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"Black Cat Angst" by Greg Stones Art
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Black Cat Angst" by Greg Stones Art
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Take on cheese
(Take on cheese)
Take brie on
(Take on cheese)
Camembert
And fromage
(Take on cheese)
Take brie on
(Take on cheese)
Camembert
And fromage
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Take on cheese
(Take on cheese)
Take brie on
(Take on cheese)
Camembert
And fromage
(Take on cheese)
Take brie on
(Take on cheese)
Camembert
And fromage
You ever meet that one guy and you’re like, you’re probably frequently barefoot at the park
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You ever meet that one guy and you’re like, you’re probably frequently barefoot at the park
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I hereby apologize to Eyes Wide Shut for thinking it was hyperbolic
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I hereby apologize to Eyes Wide Shut for thinking it was hyperbolic