objet petit ott
@isheoughtto.bsky.social
~ceci n'est pas une pipsqueak~
if you can't handle me at my "pervert commie jerkwad" you don't deserve me at my "dorky kidfur otterpup" (and vice versa)
he/him
frequently NSFW - cw: incest, ageplay, student/teacher - grownup irl and u should be too
if you can't handle me at my "pervert commie jerkwad" you don't deserve me at my "dorky kidfur otterpup" (and vice versa)
he/him
frequently NSFW - cw: incest, ageplay, student/teacher - grownup irl and u should be too
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Nido gets himself into a fun situation~
Don't worry, he can handle it 💜
Don't worry, he can handle it 💜
October 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Nido gets himself into a fun situation~
Don't worry, he can handle it 💜
Don't worry, he can handle it 💜
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Payment processors are the actual unironic devil
XSEED Games announced that Corpse Party Tetralogy Pack west physical is canceled as well as digital unreleased games featured in the pack, due to the contents of several games in the pack not complying with current platform guidelines
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Payment processors are the actual unironic devil
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Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information!
Silicon Valley, 2025:
Silicon Valley, 2025:
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new guy, his name is DICK RAT (all caps)
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
new guy, his name is DICK RAT (all caps)
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a difficult choice between "jerma clips to suck dick to" and horny music (2022)
October 31, 2024 at 2:39 PM
a difficult choice between "jerma clips to suck dick to" and horny music (2022)
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Mellon seminar incoming: Is Shaking Down Famous Pedophiles a Sustainable Funding Model for Your Public Humanities Project? (led by Elisa New)
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mellon seminar incoming: Is Shaking Down Famous Pedophiles a Sustainable Funding Model for Your Public Humanities Project? (led by Elisa New)
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Jeffrey Epstein reading the first 100 pages of Lolita and stopping: "Holy shit this sounds great! Everything's gonna work out!"
did not have Harvard English professor Elisa New emailing Jeffrey Epstein about Lolita on my 2025 bingo card
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein reading the first 100 pages of Lolita and stopping: "Holy shit this sounds great! Everything's gonna work out!"
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For real, check this out. Evil.
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
For real, check this out. Evil.
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i think the mods here need to learn the difference between an actionable threat and something like this tbh,
like this is a common way of saying essentially “this is a disgusting opinion and i hate it and opinions like this should not exist in a just society”
like this is a common way of saying essentially “this is a disgusting opinion and i hate it and opinions like this should not exist in a just society”
what was his crime? being right? having a succulent correct take?!
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i think the mods here need to learn the difference between an actionable threat and something like this tbh,
like this is a common way of saying essentially “this is a disgusting opinion and i hate it and opinions like this should not exist in a just society”
like this is a common way of saying essentially “this is a disgusting opinion and i hate it and opinions like this should not exist in a just society”
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...he's been reading your fics on AO3. *gestures towards her own immediate reposts* you know the ones.
Trump: I'm not a fan of some of the ships you do. I'm a very aesthetic person and I don't like some of the ships you're doing, aesthetically.
September 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
...he's been reading your fics on AO3. *gestures towards her own immediate reposts* you know the ones.
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Let them FIGHT, Let them FIGHT...
Marge Greene comes back at Trump throwing haymakers. 🍿
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Let them FIGHT, Let them FIGHT...
yknow on one hand its never been so transparent that all this new epstein shit was behind a "break glass in case of emergency" panel in some dems' office, just sitting there being ignored until Something Bad
on the other hand we did make them break the glass, and how many more of these can there be
on the other hand we did make them break the glass, and how many more of these can there be
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
yknow on one hand its never been so transparent that all this new epstein shit was behind a "break glass in case of emergency" panel in some dems' office, just sitting there being ignored until Something Bad
on the other hand we did make them break the glass, and how many more of these can there be
on the other hand we did make them break the glass, and how many more of these can there be
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🧵Mark Epstein offered partial clarification on Bubba, Trump’s object of ...affection
"Mark Epstein told Newsweek the individual was not Clinton. He did not provide any additional details about the identity of “Bubba” or the meaning of the emails. "
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
"Mark Epstein told Newsweek the individual was not Clinton. He did not provide any additional details about the identity of “Bubba” or the meaning of the emails. "
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump ‘blowing Bubba’ message in Epstein emails under scrutiny
Mark Epstein asked Jeffrey Epstein in an email to ask Steve Bannon if Vladimir Putin has "the photos of Trump blowing Bubba."
www.newsweek.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
🧵Mark Epstein offered partial clarification on Bubba, Trump’s object of ...affection
"Mark Epstein told Newsweek the individual was not Clinton. He did not provide any additional details about the identity of “Bubba” or the meaning of the emails. "
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
"Mark Epstein told Newsweek the individual was not Clinton. He did not provide any additional details about the identity of “Bubba” or the meaning of the emails. "
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...
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this is an alien that has never worn clothes before, you can't convince me otherwise
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
this is an alien that has never worn clothes before, you can't convince me otherwise
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Probably not 3 days pass at a time without me thinking about shit in this Graeber essay. Pairs real well with the line from Veins about how the teachers don't tell you about how you can get a GED so the popular kids have a steady supply of kids to torture.
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Probably not 3 days pass at a time without me thinking about shit in this Graeber essay. Pairs real well with the line from Veins about how the teachers don't tell you about how you can get a GED so the popular kids have a steady supply of kids to torture.
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I just called the Center for American Progress and told them I will have nothing to do with their org until they get rid of Larry Summers. A VERY NICE person answered the phone - if you call, BE NICE TO WHOEVER ANSWERS THEY PERSONALLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. (202) 682-1611
“Despite shocking new emails detailing the close friendship between Epstein and Summers released by the House Oversight Committee this week, the CAP employee said they had heard of no plans to remove Summers from the organization, or the policy planning around Project 2029.”
Cancel culture is dead!
Cancel culture is dead!
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I just called the Center for American Progress and told them I will have nothing to do with their org until they get rid of Larry Summers. A VERY NICE person answered the phone - if you call, BE NICE TO WHOEVER ANSWERS THEY PERSONALLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. (202) 682-1611
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Note for the posters today:
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Note for the posters today:
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porn triggers the same receptors in your brain that a hot bath triggers
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
porn triggers the same receptors in your brain that a hot bath triggers