Just Mike
@its-just-mike.bsky.social
Keeper of three shadow babies
He/him
He/him
I had a dream the other night that there was a 30 rock revival called 40 rock and I don't know why
Gonna be a 30 Rock situation where they make an unlicensed whiskey Friday sponsored by like ”Jackie Dandles”
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
January 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I had a dream the other night that there was a 30 rock revival called 40 rock and I don't know why
I think ICE is bad and they should no longer have pizza parties, or birthday parties, or holiday parties, or merchandise, or wings, or beer, or
Ansari: I think ICE is completely out of control, and there should be no more funding given to ICE. The funding that's already has been given to them through the big ugly bill should be stripped entirely
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I think ICE is bad and they should no longer have pizza parties, or birthday parties, or holiday parties, or merchandise, or wings, or beer, or
He's dead and your laughing. Dilbert is fucking dead and your laughing
January 13, 2026 at 8:53 PM
He's dead and your laughing. Dilbert is fucking dead and your laughing
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Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
January 12, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
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STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”
January 13, 2026 at 11:51 AM
STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”
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Peaceful protest only works insofar that it can impact the consciences of the people in power (irrelevant here) or materially damage the financial interests of the people in power (not being demonstrated)
January 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Peaceful protest only works insofar that it can impact the consciences of the people in power (irrelevant here) or materially damage the financial interests of the people in power (not being demonstrated)
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at least he’s not doing obama voice anymore? idk. this guy is useless
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social: "We have an ICE agent who should have been trained not to be in front of a vehicle and never to shoot into a moving vehicle, and yet this happened on [Kristi Noem's] watch. The whole POINT of Homeland Security is to make this country more stable and safe."
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
at least he’s not doing obama voice anymore? idk. this guy is useless
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Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it.
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it.
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JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place
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ICE spotter = 🙅♂️
CSAM generator = 👍
CSAM generator = 👍
New: Trio of Dem senators urge Apple and Google to enforce their own terms of service and ban X, Grok apps for their flood of nonconsensual sexual imagery.
I've repeatedly asked both Apple and Google about this for three days. They're completely silent, seemingly hoping the question just goes away.
I've repeatedly asked both Apple and Google about this for three days. They're completely silent, seemingly hoping the question just goes away.
Senators urged Apple and Google to remove X and Grok from app stores over sexual deepfakes
“Turning a blind eye to X’s egregious behavior would make a mockery of your moderation
practices,” three Democratic senators wrote to Apple’s and Google’s CEOs.
www.nbcnews.com
January 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
ICE spotter = 🙅♂️
CSAM generator = 👍
CSAM generator = 👍
The party who worship the slave owning revolutionary "founding fathers" are out here saying you should sit down, shut up and if you don't it should be legal to hit you with a car.
Maybe we will never lose our chains because nobody wants to see them.
Maybe we will never lose our chains because nobody wants to see them.
January 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
The party who worship the slave owning revolutionary "founding fathers" are out here saying you should sit down, shut up and if you don't it should be legal to hit you with a car.
Maybe we will never lose our chains because nobody wants to see them.
Maybe we will never lose our chains because nobody wants to see them.
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Amy Klobuchar voted for one of Trump's nominees the day after a woman in her state was murdered by ICE.
Alexander Van Hook is confirmed 53-40 to be a District Judge of Western Louisiana. According to @senatepress.bsky.social, the Dems yeas are Dick Durbin (IL), Maggie Hassan (NH), Tim Kaine (VA), Amy Klobuchar (MN), Jeanne Shaheen (NH), and Peter Welch (VT). Angus King (I-ME) was also a yea.
January 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Amy Klobuchar voted for one of Trump's nominees the day after a woman in her state was murdered by ICE.
Seems like something a nice guy would say
Asked in a wide-ranging interview with The New York Times if there were any limits on his global powers, Mr. Trump said: “Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me.”
Full Story: bit.ly/4jsbyJC
Full Story: bit.ly/4jsbyJC
January 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Seems like something a nice guy would say
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he won't arrest anyone for murdering his constituents but he'll arrest you for being angry about it
Governor Walz says he's prepared to deploy the Minnesota National Guard if protests become violent in reaction to ICE fatally shooting a woman in Minneapolis.
"We will not take the bait," adds Walz, saying he's also angry but demonstrations should remain lawful.
"We will not take the bait," adds Walz, saying he's also angry but demonstrations should remain lawful.
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
he won't arrest anyone for murdering his constituents but he'll arrest you for being angry about it
How do I become a professional agitator. I didn't realize i could get paid for just being how I usually am.
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 PM
How do I become a professional agitator. I didn't realize i could get paid for just being how I usually am.
ICE had committed a terrorist attack. ICE are now valid military targets.
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
ICE had committed a terrorist attack. ICE are now valid military targets.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call the special a combo. You are right, it is definitely just a sandwich and not a combo. I apologize for speaking out of line there
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call the special a combo. You are right, it is definitely just a sandwich and not a combo. I apologize for speaking out of line there
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When is the US going to be regime changed just like how we make other countries go through regime change
January 7, 2026 at 2:10 PM
When is the US going to be regime changed just like how we make other countries go through regime change
Perception is bullshit. I refuse to notice things. That is beneath me. If something needs to be noticed, it will make itself known to me. I have other better things to do than notice things that don't even care enough to be noticed.
January 7, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Perception is bullshit. I refuse to notice things. That is beneath me. If something needs to be noticed, it will make itself known to me. I have other better things to do than notice things that don't even care enough to be noticed.
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liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe
Palantir co-founder says it exists to kill communists.
January 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
liberals need to think long and hard about what these guys consider communism before they start thinking they're safe
You see bagels in the break room. Untouched and unknown to the office.
DRAMA: Announce to the office that you brought the bagels because you are such a good coworker
LOGIC: Ask someone if the bagels are for the office
ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Eat all of the bagels.
DRAMA: Announce to the office that you brought the bagels because you are such a good coworker
LOGIC: Ask someone if the bagels are for the office
ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Eat all of the bagels.
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
You see bagels in the break room. Untouched and unknown to the office.
DRAMA: Announce to the office that you brought the bagels because you are such a good coworker
LOGIC: Ask someone if the bagels are for the office
ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Eat all of the bagels.
DRAMA: Announce to the office that you brought the bagels because you are such a good coworker
LOGIC: Ask someone if the bagels are for the office
ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Eat all of the bagels.