Way(ne) Alfred Prufrock
@its-just-wayne.bsky.social
Good times come and good times go, I only wish the good times would last a little longer.
The J Alfred Prufrock of Bluesky.
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The J Alfred Prufrock of Bluesky.
He/They 🏳️🌈
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I have a joke about Medusa, but it might bore you stiff
I have the most amazing joke about Narcissus. It really cannot be topped.
I have a joke about Odysseus but it takes a long time to pay off.
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I have a joke about Medusa, but it might bore you stiff
LOLOLOL
Eat my entire asshole, Harrison Butker. Maybe you should focus more on kicking a football and less on telling women what would fulfill them in life.
Fucking dork.
Eat my entire asshole, Harrison Butker. Maybe you should focus more on kicking a football and less on telling women what would fulfill them in life.
Fucking dork.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
LOLOLOL
Eat my entire asshole, Harrison Butker. Maybe you should focus more on kicking a football and less on telling women what would fulfill them in life.
Fucking dork.
Eat my entire asshole, Harrison Butker. Maybe you should focus more on kicking a football and less on telling women what would fulfill them in life.
Fucking dork.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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people died for birthright citizenship. i get that it’s more fun to be a pundit when your team has the white house and you get to brag to friends about visiting the oval office; but what i’m wondering is if maybe that’s actually not a good reason to throw away something we fought a civil war to win?
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
people died for birthright citizenship. i get that it’s more fun to be a pundit when your team has the white house and you get to brag to friends about visiting the oval office; but what i’m wondering is if maybe that’s actually not a good reason to throw away something we fought a civil war to win?
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Vote Felicia!
REMMI Marvel Comics Spidey Book of the Year! Nominee . . .
Black Cat!
Writer: @gwillow.me
Art: @biggleb.bsky.social
Colors: @rebervision.bsky.social
Letters: @joecaramagna.bsky.social
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Black Cat!
Writer: @gwillow.me
Art: @biggleb.bsky.social
Colors: @rebervision.bsky.social
Letters: @joecaramagna.bsky.social
Vote here: forms.gle/JfxJCo61honf...
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Vote Felicia!
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he's gotta go
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
he's gotta go
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He shouldn’t just be pushed out as the House Democrats’ leader; he needs to be primaried out of his seat entirely. Just a complete waste of a deep blue seat.
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He shouldn’t just be pushed out as the House Democrats’ leader; he needs to be primaried out of his seat entirely. Just a complete waste of a deep blue seat.
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
New York, you HAVE to have better politicians than this that can primary Jeffries into the trash bin.
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
New York, you HAVE to have better politicians than this that can primary Jeffries into the trash bin.
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
Wow. Post Malone is the most mediocre white dude on the planet. No wonder he keeps failing up.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Wow. Post Malone is the most mediocre white dude on the planet. No wonder he keeps failing up.
The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade is fine, but I'm here for the Purina National Dog Show.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade is fine, but I'm here for the Purina National Dog Show.
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
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Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
I am Charlie Brown's inflamed sense of rejection.
That "fuckin' nobody"... is John Wick. He once was an associate of ours. They call him "Charlie Brown."
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I am Charlie Brown's inflamed sense of rejection.
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
Coming up on World's End 2024 and, holy shit, I'm absolutely in love with #AEW. Can't wait to watch through 2025 and finally get caught up to current
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Coming up on World's End 2024 and, holy shit, I'm absolutely in love with #AEW. Can't wait to watch through 2025 and finally get caught up to current
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
Seeing the improvement Claudio has made from WWE to #AEW is really impressive. He was, by no means, bad in the WWE, but his mat work has improved by leaps and bounds in AEW.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Seeing the improvement Claudio has made from WWE to #AEW is really impressive. He was, by no means, bad in the WWE, but his mat work has improved by leaps and bounds in AEW.
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It’s not over but when it is I will never, ever forget the “serious people” who buckled and compromised and abetted the torture and crime and murder for a fascist lottery ticket.
I think the core point is that trump had a honeymoon in which capital/media/political opposition all decided he was the one true voice of america. he did a lot of horrible things with that (including murdering 100s of thousands), but didn't consolidate power...
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It’s not over but when it is I will never, ever forget the “serious people” who buckled and compromised and abetted the torture and crime and murder for a fascist lottery ticket.