Mike Wazowski
@itsbaegeta.bsky.social
Previously @/baegeta on Twitter.
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society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
Normally I don’t mind my bf’s snoring but tonight it sounds like he’s having a snoring contest with himself. I can’t believe he hasn’t woken himself up yet.
January 27, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Normally I don’t mind my bf’s snoring but tonight it sounds like he’s having a snoring contest with himself. I can’t believe he hasn’t woken himself up yet.
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This is SO REAL.
I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
January 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This is SO REAL.
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I have sucked and fucked the president and am pleased to announce The Onion will now only be half-Chinese.
January 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have sucked and fucked the president and am pleased to announce The Onion will now only be half-Chinese.
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We’re living in one big revenge of the nerds plot and this is why we shouldn’t legitimize men with them problems. Every last one of them ugly and losers, even with money. So it’s almost like the nerdiness wasn’t the problem
a little girl in a pink jacket is sitting at a table with a pencil in her hand and the words idk above her
ALT: a little girl in a pink jacket is sitting at a table with a pencil in her hand and the words idk above her
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January 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
We’re living in one big revenge of the nerds plot and this is why we shouldn’t legitimize men with them problems. Every last one of them ugly and losers, even with money. So it’s almost like the nerdiness wasn’t the problem
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In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.
January 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.
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This is an insane read. Man said it is not the brown immigrants ruining this country, it’s the white ones 😭😭
January 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This is an insane read. Man said it is not the brown immigrants ruining this country, it’s the white ones 😭😭
I rewatched Severance to get ready for season 2 and omg what a show. I can’t believe they left us with that cliffhanger for 2 years!
January 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I rewatched Severance to get ready for season 2 and omg what a show. I can’t believe they left us with that cliffhanger for 2 years!
A friend let me know some people in our group are starting The Artists’ Way. I agreed to it without looking it up & quickly realized I’d committed myself to journaling daily for several weeks.
I’m unfortunately going to have to back out b/c I’m not doing that. 😅
I’m unfortunately going to have to back out b/c I’m not doing that. 😅
January 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A friend let me know some people in our group are starting The Artists’ Way. I agreed to it without looking it up & quickly realized I’d committed myself to journaling daily for several weeks.
I’m unfortunately going to have to back out b/c I’m not doing that. 😅
I’m unfortunately going to have to back out b/c I’m not doing that. 😅
I think Meta’s banking on us all migrating to Reels & that’s why they’re making all of these recent changes that no one likes. What they fail to realize is that the content on Reels is pure slop.
TikTok says it plans to shut down site unless Supreme Court strikes down law forcing it to sell
TikTok says it plans to shut down site unless Supreme Court strikes down law forcing it to sell
Court to hear arguments Friday on law forcing TikTok sale by Chinese parent company that takes effect in Jan. 19.
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January 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I think Meta’s banking on us all migrating to Reels & that’s why they’re making all of these recent changes that no one likes. What they fail to realize is that the content on Reels is pure slop.
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“Im not flirting with you, I’m just an attentive listener who cares about what you have to say and you aren’t used to that”
“I’m not flirting with you, I’m just funny and you like me”
Oop😂
Oop😂
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Im not flirting with you, I’m just an attentive listener who cares about what you have to say and you aren’t used to that”
I signed up for an AMC+ trial so I could check out Mad Men for the first time. Drama’s not my usual thing but this looks interesting so let’s see how this goes.
January 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I signed up for an AMC+ trial so I could check out Mad Men for the first time. Drama’s not my usual thing but this looks interesting so let’s see how this goes.
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My biggest accomplishment this year was completing my M.A. and presenting a paper I wrote in Australia.
December 31, 2024 at 9:22 PM
My biggest accomplishment this year was completing my M.A. and presenting a paper I wrote in Australia.
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
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If murder is all it takes to get your accounts removed then why the fuck are any presidents on socials
Luigi Mangione’s X/Twitter account has now been taken down.
A YouTube account that *may* have been his has also been taken down.
Earlier today, META took down his Instagram account.
A YouTube account that *may* have been his has also been taken down.
Earlier today, META took down his Instagram account.
December 11, 2024 at 5:26 PM
If murder is all it takes to get your accounts removed then why the fuck are any presidents on socials
Only 18 so far but out of the ones I’m missing only 1 is worth actually going to (NYC).
December 7, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Only 18 so far but out of the ones I’m missing only 1 is worth actually going to (NYC).
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Your inaugural 2025 Golden State Valkyries draft class 😱
Follow live as The Athletic analyzes their picks.
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Follow live as The Athletic analyzes their picks.
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December 7, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Your inaugural 2025 Golden State Valkyries draft class 😱
Follow live as The Athletic analyzes their picks.
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
Follow live as The Athletic analyzes their picks.
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...
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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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December 6, 2024 at 4:11 PM
FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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“Pick up in 5 mins”
Okay then, act like it. Why isn’t this man moving? Is he asleep?
Okay then, act like it. Why isn’t this man moving? Is he asleep?
December 6, 2024 at 1:32 PM
“Pick up in 5 mins”
Okay then, act like it. Why isn’t this man moving? Is he asleep?
Okay then, act like it. Why isn’t this man moving? Is he asleep?
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Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting
December 4, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting
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The West Coast is UP!
December 1, 2024 at 7:49 AM
The West Coast is UP!
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Philly hated the mascot Gritty at first, but then as other people started to hate on Gritty, too, Philly got real mad and decided he might be a clownfuck factory of a mascot, but he was THEIR clownfuck factory of a mascot, so piss off.
Enter the word skeet into the conversation.
Enter the word skeet into the conversation.
December 1, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Philly hated the mascot Gritty at first, but then as other people started to hate on Gritty, too, Philly got real mad and decided he might be a clownfuck factory of a mascot, but he was THEIR clownfuck factory of a mascot, so piss off.
Enter the word skeet into the conversation.
Enter the word skeet into the conversation.