Brit
@iwant2bmasc.bsky.social
I only go to target to steal
April 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I only go to target to steal
sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
April 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
I would kill my first born child to sleep with a young Brendan Fraser.
March 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I would kill my first born child to sleep with a young Brendan Fraser.
the world feels like it’s ending and stress is pressing in from all sides but all it takes is one night with friends and life feels worth living again
March 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the world feels like it’s ending and stress is pressing in from all sides but all it takes is one night with friends and life feels worth living again
my bluesky feed thinks i’m gay (true) but in the wrong direction (I want titties)
March 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
my bluesky feed thinks i’m gay (true) but in the wrong direction (I want titties)
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March 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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American aviation safety may have fallen off such a catastrophic cliff that the prospect of flying seems too dangerous to risk at the moment, but at least we can still enjoy the experience of air travel now that grocery stores have adopted airport food pricing
February 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
American aviation safety may have fallen off such a catastrophic cliff that the prospect of flying seems too dangerous to risk at the moment, but at least we can still enjoy the experience of air travel now that grocery stores have adopted airport food pricing
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History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”
History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
RIP white lotus theme song ill miss you
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
RIP white lotus theme song ill miss you
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kendrick taught me that i can always hate someone more 🙏🏾 he inspires me sm to hate my ex more and more every day
February 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
kendrick taught me that i can always hate someone more 🙏🏾 he inspires me sm to hate my ex more and more every day
the repercussions of boycotting mark zuckerberg is that I have no where to post my thirst traps
so now I just look hot in the world? without any validation?
travesty
so now I just look hot in the world? without any validation?
travesty
February 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the repercussions of boycotting mark zuckerberg is that I have no where to post my thirst traps
so now I just look hot in the world? without any validation?
travesty
so now I just look hot in the world? without any validation?
travesty
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Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.
February 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.
lesbian sex is a full contact sport
February 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
lesbian sex is a full contact sport
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
I deactivated instagram and fb bc the idea of zuck getting ad dollars makes me sick
the secret benefit?
turns out all the experts were right:
my mental health is way better and I find myself reaching out to my friend irl more
I for one, am shocked
the secret benefit?
turns out all the experts were right:
my mental health is way better and I find myself reaching out to my friend irl more
I for one, am shocked
February 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I deactivated instagram and fb bc the idea of zuck getting ad dollars makes me sick
the secret benefit?
turns out all the experts were right:
my mental health is way better and I find myself reaching out to my friend irl more
I for one, am shocked
the secret benefit?
turns out all the experts were right:
my mental health is way better and I find myself reaching out to my friend irl more
I for one, am shocked
another day another step closer to fascism 💗
February 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
another day another step closer to fascism 💗
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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Mentality: I think a revolution is in order.
Energy level: Naps are nice.
Energy level: Naps are nice.
February 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Mentality: I think a revolution is in order.
Energy level: Naps are nice.
Energy level: Naps are nice.
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
secretly hoping elon steals my identity - i’ve been wanting to recreate myself. carmen san diego? cool biker chick? options are limitless
February 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
secretly hoping elon steals my identity - i’ve been wanting to recreate myself. carmen san diego? cool biker chick? options are limitless
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I'm tired of being gaslit by speech to text making me feel like I got a speech impediment when I just know the truth that it was developed for men's voices only and that it can't understand me because I'm a woman
February 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I'm tired of being gaslit by speech to text making me feel like I got a speech impediment when I just know the truth that it was developed for men's voices only and that it can't understand me because I'm a woman
nosferatu really asks the hard hitting question of, what would it be like to have sex with waluigi?
January 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
nosferatu really asks the hard hitting question of, what would it be like to have sex with waluigi?