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I reserve the right to be NSFW if I want
Nerdy PNW homo. This will likely be lots of dumb musings on whatever I’m currently obsessed with, which will probably be mostly video games.
I reserve the right to be NSFW if I want
Nerdy PNW homo. This will likely be lots of dumb musings on whatever I’m currently obsessed with, which will probably be mostly video games.
IMHO, FF9 can never be remade because the pissing scene.
Like, you can change the Honeybee Inn. You can’t change Zidane and Vivi bonding by pissing off a bridge together.
Like, you can change the Honeybee Inn. You can’t change Zidane and Vivi bonding by pissing off a bridge together.
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
IMHO, FF9 can never be remade because the pissing scene.
Like, you can change the Honeybee Inn. You can’t change Zidane and Vivi bonding by pissing off a bridge together.
Like, you can change the Honeybee Inn. You can’t change Zidane and Vivi bonding by pissing off a bridge together.
Tetsuya Takahashi:
It's Friday night and I'm all alone. You know what that means.
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Tetsuya Takahashi:
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now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
now that megaman 12 has a release date we can finally confirm that clarissa explains it all takes place in the year 2027
This is perhaps the only worthwhile thing to ever come about as a result of the Game Awards
Supergiant Games shared new art to celebrate the Game of the Year contenders at the Game Awards.
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This is perhaps the only worthwhile thing to ever come about as a result of the Game Awards
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Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
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Nintendo didn’t NEED to make this canon, except yes, they did.
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Nintendo didn’t NEED to make this canon, except yes, they did.
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and Final Fantasy VII Remake collaboration art!
Made by Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Art Director Nicholas Maxson-Francombe & Final Fantasy VII Remake Creative Director Tetsuya Nomura!
Made by Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Art Director Nicholas Maxson-Francombe & Final Fantasy VII Remake Creative Director Tetsuya Nomura!
October 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and Final Fantasy VII Remake collaboration art!
Made by Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Art Director Nicholas Maxson-Francombe & Final Fantasy VII Remake Creative Director Tetsuya Nomura!
Made by Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Art Director Nicholas Maxson-Francombe & Final Fantasy VII Remake Creative Director Tetsuya Nomura!
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Happy Halloween, aka National Put a Hat on a Ferret Day!
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Happy Halloween, aka National Put a Hat on a Ferret Day!
Me: “I need to stop doomscrolling and put my energy someplace better for my mental health.”
*closes Bluesky*
Me: “Huh, what should I do next?”
*opens Bluesky*
*closes Bluesky*
Me: “Huh, what should I do next?”
*opens Bluesky*
October 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Me: “I need to stop doomscrolling and put my energy someplace better for my mental health.”
*closes Bluesky*
Me: “Huh, what should I do next?”
*opens Bluesky*
*closes Bluesky*
Me: “Huh, what should I do next?”
*opens Bluesky*
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My rat Crystal Pepsi cosplaying as Freya Crescent from Final Fantasy IX.
Happy Halloween! 🍁🐀🎃
Happy Halloween! 🍁🐀🎃
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My rat Crystal Pepsi cosplaying as Freya Crescent from Final Fantasy IX.
Happy Halloween! 🍁🐀🎃
Happy Halloween! 🍁🐀🎃
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The earliest known example of ‘brain rot’ comes from Henry David Thoreau in his 1854 book “Walden.”
“While England endeavors to cure the potato-rot, will not any endeavor to cure the brain-rot, which prevails so much more widely and fatally?”
“While England endeavors to cure the potato-rot, will not any endeavor to cure the brain-rot, which prevails so much more widely and fatally?”
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The earliest known example of ‘brain rot’ comes from Henry David Thoreau in his 1854 book “Walden.”
“While England endeavors to cure the potato-rot, will not any endeavor to cure the brain-rot, which prevails so much more widely and fatally?”
“While England endeavors to cure the potato-rot, will not any endeavor to cure the brain-rot, which prevails so much more widely and fatally?”
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Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
October 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Have you ever been so fucking delighted by a username/icon set that it made you follow a total stranger
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Miss Major has passed away. We've lost an icon for the ages. Rest in power.
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Miss Major has passed away. We've lost an icon for the ages. Rest in power.
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if I surgically put back my foreskin will it like factory reset me
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
if I surgically put back my foreskin will it like factory reset me
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When parakeets cosplay
October 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
When parakeets cosplay
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Alan Wake is inspired by, among other things, Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks used a diner I once visited as a location for the show. That means that I can virtually revisit the same booth I once ate at in Alan Wake.
Video games!
Video games!
October 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Alan Wake is inspired by, among other things, Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks used a diner I once visited as a location for the show. That means that I can virtually revisit the same booth I once ate at in Alan Wake.
Video games!
Video games!
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LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
Man, vaccines are great.
October 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Man, vaccines are great.