j0lt3on wants a union
@j0lt3on.bsky.social
Just a trainer with 5 Jolteons and a Ludicolo
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
Oh nonono I’m home bitch Kansas can’t hurt me here
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Oh nonono I’m home bitch Kansas can’t hurt me here
I AM HOME I HAVE NICOTINE I HAVE WEED I AM HOME
December 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I AM HOME I HAVE NICOTINE I HAVE WEED I AM HOME
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When I launched my campaign, I said I wanted to do politics differently… and we’re actually doing it.
Thank you to Jessica Washington and @theintercept.com for covering the most exciting and rewarding part of this campaign: theintercept.com/2025/12/26/k...
Thank you to Jessica Washington and @theintercept.com for covering the most exciting and rewarding part of this campaign: theintercept.com/2025/12/26/k...
Kat Abughazaleh Thinks Campaign Funds Should Help Feed People
Kat Abughazaleh, an activist running for Congress in Illinois, turned her campaign office into a mutual aid hub.
theintercept.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
When I launched my campaign, I said I wanted to do politics differently… and we’re actually doing it.
Thank you to Jessica Washington and @theintercept.com for covering the most exciting and rewarding part of this campaign: theintercept.com/2025/12/26/k...
Thank you to Jessica Washington and @theintercept.com for covering the most exciting and rewarding part of this campaign: theintercept.com/2025/12/26/k...
I am in Kansas. I am at my mother’s house. That means I am limited on nicotine. I have no weed. I have had 4 cups of coffee in the last 3 hours. I am a machine that runs on drugs and caffeine is usually just the kickstarter at the beginning and middle of the day. 3 hours away from weed, dying
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I am in Kansas. I am at my mother’s house. That means I am limited on nicotine. I have no weed. I have had 4 cups of coffee in the last 3 hours. I am a machine that runs on drugs and caffeine is usually just the kickstarter at the beginning and middle of the day. 3 hours away from weed, dying
If you believe this I can confidently say you are a piece of shit. You were a piece of shit when we had “rule of law” and you’re an even bigger piece of shit now that you think it was okay back then.
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If you believe this I can confidently say you are a piece of shit. You were a piece of shit when we had “rule of law” and you’re an even bigger piece of shit now that you think it was okay back then.
I got a promotion, successfully kept a baby alive for over a year, successfully kept a puppy alive for almost a year (we got her in Jan), made lots of new friends (many of whom are women(yay!!!!))
I felt like I did nothing this year, and still kinda do, but I also think depression is a bastard
I felt like I did nothing this year, and still kinda do, but I also think depression is a bastard
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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December 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I got a promotion, successfully kept a baby alive for over a year, successfully kept a puppy alive for almost a year (we got her in Jan), made lots of new friends (many of whom are women(yay!!!!))
I felt like I did nothing this year, and still kinda do, but I also think depression is a bastard
I felt like I did nothing this year, and still kinda do, but I also think depression is a bastard
Can’t believe my spouse just said “ab*minable snowm*n” the preferred term is Yeti
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Can’t believe my spouse just said “ab*minable snowm*n” the preferred term is Yeti
I have a feeling none of these gifts from my mom is a vial of estradiol
December 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I have a feeling none of these gifts from my mom is a vial of estradiol
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Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
December 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Heroic Dog Saves Family Of 5 From Herb-Roasted Chicken https://theonion.com/heroic-dog-saves-family-of-5-from-herb-roasted-chicken/
I should call her
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I should call her
If I have to do job enough for video game I may as well start hustling and grinding because I am NOT affording video game at current levels (yeah, that includes $5 indies)
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
December 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If I have to do job enough for video game I may as well start hustling and grinding because I am NOT affording video game at current levels (yeah, that includes $5 indies)
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really speaks to will’s brand of misogyny that he ridicules a woman providing period products as part of her campaign, which he should know is working quite well, as a chart pervert
especially as he’s being so arrogant about it despite only being involved in one campaign, for himself, which he lost
especially as he’s being so arrogant about it despite only being involved in one campaign, for himself, which he lost
it’s actually crazy to be like ‘do not try to improve the material conditions of anyone’s life as an elected official, that is very damaging’
December 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
really speaks to will’s brand of misogyny that he ridicules a woman providing period products as part of her campaign, which he should know is working quite well, as a chart pervert
especially as he’s being so arrogant about it despite only being involved in one campaign, for himself, which he lost
especially as he’s being so arrogant about it despite only being involved in one campaign, for himself, which he lost
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attention new bluesky users: i'm the boss of bluesky so you have to do what i say
December 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
attention new bluesky users: i'm the boss of bluesky so you have to do what i say
I can predict the future, just like sports can
December 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I can predict the future, just like sports can
Just almost hit my stepdad on his motorcycle
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Just almost hit my stepdad on his motorcycle
Review that I thought was going to go poorly went exceptionally well 😎
December 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Review that I thought was going to go poorly went exceptionally well 😎
Wake up dead man was a little fatty but overall very good on all major points. 8/10
December 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Wake up dead man was a little fatty but overall very good on all major points. 8/10
the dog when I got up this morning
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
the dog when I got up this morning
Enjoying an infused preroll at 5:30am on christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Enjoying an infused preroll at 5:30am on christmas morning
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
from one carol to another, now watching a muppet christmas carol
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
from one carol to another, now watching a muppet christmas carol
Nooooo not the truck 😭
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Nooooo not the truck 😭
Time to watch get high, wrap presents, and watch pluribus
December 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Time to watch get high, wrap presents, and watch pluribus
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Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!
December 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!