Jabroxen Brodium
@jabroxenbrodium.bsky.social
Cybo man escaped the facility / writing, movies, ATL and general nonsense
taking a break from social media, farewell
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
taking a break from social media, farewell
Yall are still watching Stranger Things? That show ended years ago
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Yall are still watching Stranger Things? That show ended years ago
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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My New Year's resolution, arbitrary as it is, is to be online less. I'm having trouble concentrating, chasing little dopamine hits instead of committing to long term activities like writing and reading. I'm addicted to the distractions, and it has to stop. I'm too old for this constant outrage. (1)
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 PM
My New Year's resolution, arbitrary as it is, is to be online less. I'm having trouble concentrating, chasing little dopamine hits instead of committing to long term activities like writing and reading. I'm addicted to the distractions, and it has to stop. I'm too old for this constant outrage. (1)
Why would anyone ever sleep with a fascist
which political views? which ones specifically
December 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Why would anyone ever sleep with a fascist
Finished watching Harry Potter. Glad to be done with it. For some people, like my wife, it's a foundational text, so I don't want to totally shit on it, but it was not for me. Also JK Rowling go fuck yourself
December 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Finished watching Harry Potter. Glad to be done with it. For some people, like my wife, it's a foundational text, so I don't want to totally shit on it, but it was not for me. Also JK Rowling go fuck yourself
now she gives birth to years
Father Time in the hospital waiting room, anxious for the New Year to be born. His wife is currently dilated. Her name is Michaela. She's not a personification of a larger concept. She's a marketing manager who graduated from McGill. She met Father Time on the apps. Now she gives birth to years
December 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
now she gives birth to years
By all means poison that shit
this rules everyone already hates it and they're making it extremely worse
“This could look like a user asking how much ibuprofen to take for a headache receiving a promoted ad for Advil in the chatbot’s response. Meanwhile, actual results on correct dosage may be brushed to the side, or buried under a mountain of ad text…”
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
By all means poison that shit
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opening the doors of every waymo i see from now on and proclaiming myself ATL’s #1 job creator
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
opening the doors of every waymo i see from now on and proclaiming myself ATL’s #1 job creator
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Extremely important never ever ever to read the introduction to a novel before you finish it. I cannot think of a more important thing!
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Extremely important never ever ever to read the introduction to a novel before you finish it. I cannot think of a more important thing!
A Time to Post
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A Time to Post
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I'm hearing that if you put money in a special part of the bank they give you more money
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm hearing that if you put money in a special part of the bank they give you more money
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RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
RIP 2025
2025-2025
2025-2025
to be fair, I met my nephew less than an hour after he was born and one of the first thoughts I had was "wow! ok so, nobody is allowed to harm this child for any reason and there's nothing I wouldn't do" etc
"I would kill every chimp on earth" "but would you give every chimp on earth a blowjob" etc etc
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
to be fair, I met my nephew less than an hour after he was born and one of the first thoughts I had was "wow! ok so, nobody is allowed to harm this child for any reason and there's nothing I wouldn't do" etc
"I would kill every chimp on earth" "but would you give every chimp on earth a blowjob" etc etc
December 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"I would kill every chimp on earth" "but would you give every chimp on earth a blowjob" etc etc
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Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Who can ever forget this banger. We lost a real one.
to sabotage the project of international communist revolution and protect capital at any cost? just off the top of my head
Why did the United States spend trillions to win the Cold War, so that we could end up with a President that takes orders from a Russian dictator?
December 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
to sabotage the project of international communist revolution and protect capital at any cost? just off the top of my head
Me at the end of 2025
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Me at the end of 2025
Obviously nobody should have to be harassed this way and the Patrick acct here is posting vile, ignorant bigotry but ngl, wrapping up such a violently hostile screed with "your parents are related" is kind of funny
A day in the life. This is in response to my video debunking the hateful propaganda demonizing Somali Americans.
Here’s the video that set them off. Be sure to subscribe to my YouTube where I’ll be posting more long form content.
Let’s build in 2026 ❤️✊🏽
youtu.be/4XZgjm1qZhU?...
Here’s the video that set them off. Be sure to subscribe to my YouTube where I’ll be posting more long form content.
Let’s build in 2026 ❤️✊🏽
youtu.be/4XZgjm1qZhU?...
December 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Obviously nobody should have to be harassed this way and the Patrick acct here is posting vile, ignorant bigotry but ngl, wrapping up such a violently hostile screed with "your parents are related" is kind of funny
I started writing a novel in spring of 2023. This week after a long period of inactivity I decided to call the 75% complete vomit draft done, and start looking at how to move forward and not only get back into the practice but (obviously) learn from and improve on that work. It's not done w me yet
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I started writing a novel in spring of 2023. This week after a long period of inactivity I decided to call the 75% complete vomit draft done, and start looking at how to move forward and not only get back into the practice but (obviously) learn from and improve on that work. It's not done w me yet
like every year this time of year
December 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
like every year this time of year
thinking about peepee and doodoo. Hope those guys are okay
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
thinking about peepee and doodoo. Hope those guys are okay
"me love you longtemps"
December 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"me love you longtemps"
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago